Zakalu Invades Maaralu!

[Hawkazstan]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS!!!
The Kingdom of Hawkazstan has declared war on The Armed Republic of Cabickstan. Please help me kill their army by supplying me with weapons. there will be a big reward if you help me.
Signed,
The Grand Pooba of Hawkazstan

[Spartan Philidelphia]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS!!!
The Kingdom of Hawkazstan has declared war on The Armed Republic of Cabickstan. Please help me kill their army by supplying me with weapons. there will be a big reward if you help me.
Signed,
The Grand Pooba of Hawkazstan

OOC: This is completely irrelevant to the roleplay.

[Hawkazstan]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS!!!
The Kingdom of Hawkazstan has declared war on The Armed Republic of Cabickstan. Please help me kill their army by supplying me with weapons. there will be a big reward if you help me.
Signed,
The Grand Pooba of Hawkazstan

OOC: This is completely irrelevant to the roleplay.

look im a very busy leader. ya gonna help me or not?

[Cabickstan]

No he is not going to help you get the point my army has 10 million men and growing wit hnew recrurits.

[Hawkazstan]

No he is not going to help you get the point my army has 10 million men and growing wit hnew recrurits.

this has nothing to do with u! go drown in cat piss!

[Clamparapa]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS!!!
The Kingdom of Hawkazstan has declared war on The Armed Republic of Cabickstan. Please help me kill their army by supplying me with weapons. there will be a big reward if you help me.
Signed,
The Grand Pooba of Hawkazstan

ATTN: Hawkazstan
SUB: Thank you for the message!

We here at the Clamparapan Supreme Council are very interested in your proposal/threat/declaration of war/open house/other and would like to say thank you for the notice. However, all of our staff are currently busy at the moment with other issues. Do not think your proposal/threat/declaration of war/open house/other is not important to us!

Although we can not investigate your message more closely, we have included within this message a beautiful pen, kindly donated by the American Gerbil Society. It includes state-of-the-art technology called a "ball point".

Remember, your input is important to us.

Highest Regards,

Clamparapan Supreme Council

[Volzgrad]

No he is not going to help you get the point my army has 10 million men and growing wit hnew recrurits.

this has nothing to do with u! go drown in cat piss!

OOC: As wholesomely retarded as this comment was, I have to admit I laughed.

As for this horribly butchered rp, I'm going to have to call shenanigans and say that all of these n00bs are puppets controlled by the same, incredibly dim-witted mind.

[Sanctus-Terra]

An official message from Supreme Farley

You're both retards and I should invade both of you just for the hell of it.

This has been an official message from Supreme Farley

[Steaktopia]

I will supply Hawkazstan with 40,000 Warheads & 55 Fighter Planes

[Hawkazstan]

If you dont help me, go drown in cat piss. If you do, along with the big reward, congragulations, you wont be drowning in cat piss!

[Huntertopia]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS!!!
The Kingdom of Hawkazstan has declared war on The Armed Republic of Cabickstan. Please help me kill their army by supplying me with weapons. there will be a big reward if you help me.
Signed,
The Grand Pooba of Hawkazstan

I will supply you with 550 laser guided rockets & 600 uranium bombs.

[Cabickstan]

You cant give him nuclear weapons

[Huntertopia]

You cant give him nuclear weapons

why the heck not

[Grilled Chicken]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS!!!
The Kingdom of Hawkazstan has declared war on The Armed Republic of Cabickstan. Please help me kill their army by supplying me with weapons. there will be a big reward if you help me.
Signed,
The Grand Pooba of Hawkazstan

I will supply you with 650 bazookas, 40 atomic bombs & 1,500 grenades

[Clamparapa]

If you dont help me, go drown in cat piss. If you do, along with the big reward, congragulations, you wont be drowning in cat piss!

ATTN: Hawkazstan
SUB: Offended

We are deeply offended that you would wish us to drown in cat piss. Do our clams not piss enough to drown us or are they inferior to your cats?

Clamparapan Supreme Council

[Cabickstan]

Um lets see IT'S A RULE!!!!

[Forgotten Americans]

You cant give him nuclear weapons

In response to this threat we have set up 600 ABMs across Cabickstan.
We also send 2,000 Light Tanks, 900 Artillery and 90,000 Regular Army Troops.

[Kumbale]

one its a orbital gun and two its RPG you idoit i can make a war rat with a cannon on it if i want.

[Cabickstan]

Iam talking about grilled chicken and huntertopia.

[Kumbale]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS!!!
The Kingdom of Hawkazstan has declared war on The Armed Republic of Cabickstan. Please help me kill their army by supplying me with weapons. there will be a big reward if you help me.
Signed,
The Grand Pooba of Hawkazstan

Going to have to go with the rest of the pll this is totaly irelivant

[Kumbale]

but the inquisitor chicken is the best in Kumbale they people whould love it

[Hawkazstan]

If you dont help me, go drown in cat piss. If you do, along with the big reward, congragulations, you wont be drowning in cat piss!

ATTN: Hawkazstan
SUB: Offended

We are deeply offended that you would wish us to drown in cat piss. Do our clams not piss enough to drown us or are they inferior to your cats?

Clamparapan Supreme Council

i wasnt talking about you

[L3 Communications]

one its a orbital gun and two its RPG you idoit i can make a war rat with a cannon on it if i want.

OOC: You're an '08 nation, you should know better!

[Anemos Major]

OOC: Guys, I won't direct anyone to the stickies or anything, but why don't we think about it like this,

When you read what you've just written, are you proud of it? Do you think "Wow, now that's worth reading."

If you want to pour Orbital Drop Shock Troopers and atomic weapons on everyone, buy an RTS and Halo 2. If you want to RP, write better, longer posts. There's nothing good about invading someone; invading someone over the period of a thirty line post; that's better.

[Euroslavia]

This thread has gone horribly off course. I'm going to review the entire thing and decide whether warnings should be handed out. Some of the people who've responded here are no better than the initial thread hijack.