Terrorist bombing in Harramlar!

[Harramlar]

The attack,now known as the "Christmas day massacre" killed 600 people and wounded over a thousand.

several large explosions rocked Asfulidiye early this morning,as revelers were out celebrating the best holiday in the world.

Harramlar Police are currently investigating the rebel group that nearly killed the Monarch,and the Government will,for sure use this as an excuse to further crack down on civil liberty in the country.

Already,protesters are asking to be given the vote,to which the Monarchy has refused,and incarcerated all protesters.

Elsewhere in the country,a national day of mourning was declared,and the Harramlarian Military was moved to DEFCON1,with the JSG6 weapons system ordered to be prepared for immediate usage.

Harramlarian flags flew at half staff today.

The Monarchy has ordered the police to "shoot on sight" at anyone matching the description of the bomb planters (a video was recorded of several bombs being planted in crowded population centers,such as Asfulidiye Square.)

The Government has assured all local terrorist groups that they will be punished severely,and that it may seek to use the JSG6 system against them. For the moment,F34 Skyhawks have taken flight to bomb mountainous regions of the country that may hide evil terrorists and other rebels.

The Monarchy also sent a memo to the world,assuring them that the civil rights of these terrorists would not be infringed upon,but if they were somehow captured,they would be tried in kangaroo courts and immediately executed.

[The Chelbrusitan]

From: The United Republic of The Chelbrusitan, Legislature
To: The Kingdom of Harramlar

The Chelbrusitan would like to send our condolences, and also offers the Aid of $5,000,000 NSD to help fun the capture and execution of these terrorists. Troops can be sent if more support is needed.

Signed,
William T. Yisorkeav, Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Standing Secretary of Defense;
Laura De'Orvelli, Secretary of State
Robert C. Nixon, President

[Greater Tezdrian]

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The Imperial Union wishes to convey it's sincerest condolences to the nation of Harramlar.
Signed,

[Underium]

We are sorry for the attack, however before we can send aid, we must know exactly what political parties/ religions were injured in the explosion.

[Harramlar]

Harramlar has no political parties,although with the recent increase in tax rate,it is believed that such a filthy organization may have formed.

Harramlar Intelligence Office believes that the terrorists are either homegrown extremists or foreigners who hate Harramlar for the depth of its Military power.

In truth,we care not for either group,as our JSG6 weapon system is capable of utterly obliterating either.

We suspect the bastards currently reside in the mountains,and we believe it unlikely that they have left the country,as their faces are on every newspaper in the country,and border defense groups have been assigned to stay on extremely high alert.

A massive scale operation is underway in the mountain regions of Fugia,with Fuel Air Bombs and several thermobaric bombs being dropped per hour.In its first true bombing test,we are pleased to report the F34 Skyhawk is performing admirably.

Every 30 minutes or so,the order to surrender is played out from a local area loud speaker,but of course these imbeciles ignore everything we say.Happily,we are pleased to state the the F34 can be refitted in less than 10 minutes,

We intend to bomb the Fugia region nonstop for the next week. If we could request any one thing from any nation right now,its heavy artillery.

Money is most certainly not necessary.

We appreciate any artillery batteries that could be spared during this difficult time,and we assure you that those batteries will be returned as quickly as possible,or as soon as all the terrorists are dead,whichever comes first.