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Communtopia
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Communtopian Horse

Postby Communtopia » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:58 pm

Recently, the Communtopian Prime Minister 's, Comrade Boleslaw Kowalski, Work Horse gave birth to this creature:

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We thus ask the International Community as to the identity of this creature and the proper way of disposing of it.

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Reijvajik
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Reijvajik » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:59 pm

[God, your Prime Minister had sex with a what?]
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Greater Swedenn
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Greater Swedenn » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:00 pm

:eyebrow: I am scared...
But happy for you non-the-less! :clap:
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Kagetora
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Kagetora » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:01 pm

The Kagetorian Government officially says: Congratulations, I think.
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L3 Communications
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby L3 Communications » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:03 pm

To Communtopia,

I believe I have the perfect solution to your pest problem. Attached to this message is a visual depiction of the proper disposal method.

Have a nice day,
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Allahnistan (Ancient)
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Allahnistan (Ancient) » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:50 pm

The Kingdom of Allahnistan is willing to provide as many women as needed to prevent bestiality on the part of the Prime Minister.

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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Stoklomolvi » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:11 am

Here, take this:

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You'll need it.

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The Scandinvans
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby The Scandinvans » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:14 am

Warning due to the extreme depravity existing in your nation the Scandinvan Inquisition to be Ordo Horrificus and will be subject to a full scale sweep of your people with extreme prejudice being used to kill every freak.
We are the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans. Surrender or be destroyed. Your civilization has ended, your time is over. Your people will be assimilated into our Empire. Your technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Your culture shall be supplanted by our own. And your lands will be made into our lands.

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Reijvajik
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Reijvajik » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:16 am

We are disappointed at the stupidity of the international community. This picture is obviously fake. The result of a horse-human cross-breeding is obviously this:

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The Grand World Order wrote:NSD has perhaps the largest case of unwarranted self importance NS has ever seen.

The Greater Republic of Reijvajik.
Where the lambs are friendly and people frolick freely in the lush, green grass.

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Krytak
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Krytak » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:49 pm

Communtopia wrote:Recently, the Communtopian Prime Minister 's, Comrade Boleslaw Kowalski, Work Horse gave birth to this creature:

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We thus ask the International Community as to the identity of this creature and the proper way of disposing of it.


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Former Principalities
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Re: Communtopian Horse

Postby Former Principalities » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:52 pm

L3 Communications wrote:To Communtopia,

I believe I have the perfect solution to your pest problem. Attached to this message is a visual depiction of the proper disposal method.

Have a nice day,
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Attached:

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