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Postby New Kansasland (Ancient) » Tue May 19, 2009 5:38 pm

For unknown reasons all the drunk people in our country were sent into your country armed with empty whiskey bottles.

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Postby Denfil » Tue May 19, 2009 5:40 pm

these drunk ppl will be containted...want them back?
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Postby Tiesa » Tue May 19, 2009 5:42 pm

Tiesa decides to lend Denfil a hand and light off the fireworks for them
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Postby New Kansasland (Ancient) » Tue May 19, 2009 5:45 pm

For unknown reasons all the yuppies in our country were sent into your country. They were followed by grumpy old dudes.

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Postby Uiri » Tue May 19, 2009 5:45 pm

Is this part of the World War thread? Hessingen and Denfil are on opposite sides in that war so it looks like it is but I sure hope not because that would let more people join the world war which I don't want because then there is less space on the map.
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Postby Viktors » Wed May 20, 2009 1:25 pm

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The Spetsnaz SPARTAN's have arived with food and military personell. Bombs exploding in the sky at least a hundred SPARTAN's in black jets scramble to the aid of the native people. General Malevolyn would let none die by anothers hand except his own mens'.

OOC: For a visual my military personell are SPARTAN soldiers with the ability of Spetsnaz they also have a deep russian accent. Mabye that'll help.
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Postby Kick ass kingdom » Wed May 20, 2009 1:41 pm

If Hessingen tries to invade again. let us all know. I will aid with my army of 800,000 troops. We'll show them how we do it. TOTAL WAR!!!! NO MERCEY!!!!

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Postby Denfil » Wed May 20, 2009 4:32 pm

No this is not part of the world war thread. The Spetznaz have detained all yuppies and grumpy people.
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Postby Kubra » Wed May 20, 2009 4:34 pm

Denfil wrote:No this is not part of the world war thread. The Spetznaz have detained all yuppies and grumpy people.
Kubra will gladly take those yuppies bluetooth headsets and blackberries off your hands.
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Postby Denfil » Thu May 21, 2009 6:17 am

I kindly give them to you Kubra. I was going to destroy them anyway.
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Postby Drak dragon » Thu May 21, 2009 9:20 am

To:denfil
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if you ever need our help we will come all you have to do is ask my friend
so i ask do you need do you need help in any matter

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Postby Viktors » Thu May 21, 2009 11:52 am

Denfil wrote:No this is not part of the world war thread. The Spetznaz have detained all yuppies and grumpy people.

A comment to my post? If it is then feel the wrath of my Spetsnaz SPARTAN's ha! we need to figure out who's fighting who because this one lining is old.
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Postby Anemos Major » Sat May 30, 2009 3:37 pm

Viktors wrote:
Denfil wrote:No this is not part of the world war thread. The Spetznaz have detained all yuppies and grumpy people.

A comment to my post? If it is then feel the wrath of my Spetsnaz SPARTAN's ha! we need to figure out who's fighting who because this one lining is old.

I'd just like to point out that in the interest of Microsoft, SPARTANS are engineered to be better than any soldier alive; that includes specnaz (although in Russian it sounds more like spyetsnaz) operators. So your troops are effectively deficient SPARTANs.

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Postby Bavin » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:56 pm

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Postby Viktors » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:30 am

Anemos Major wrote:
Viktors wrote:
Denfil wrote:No this is not part of the world war thread. The Spetznaz have detained all yuppies and grumpy people.

A comment to my post? If it is then feel the wrath of my Spetsnaz SPARTAN's ha! we need to figure out who's fighting who because this one lining is old.

I'd just like to point out that in the interest of Microsoft, SPARTANS are engineered to be better than any soldier alive; that includes specnaz (although in Russian it sounds more like spyetsnaz) operators. So your troops are effectively deficient SPARTANs.

That's the point i don't want to over do it, there just in SPARTAN suits but trained Spetsnaz. Better? Russians are still kool
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Přišli jsme se bránit, porazíme, my vyhladit!

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Postby Viktors » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:32 am

Again the one lining is old!.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Do you think there is One True God Particle, or do you think there is a pantheon of god particles out there? And if the latter, do you think the God Particle of Thunder has a tiny little hammer? :unsure:

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Postby Izandai » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:37 am

Can I blow you all up with nukes?
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Postby Calixis Sector » Sat Aug 27, 2016 1:49 am

Wellerbania wrote:The Wellerbania & Ecologicabanian militaries have been sent to aid the allied nations against invading Hessingen.
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