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War against Stuffed Taxidermists and Mr Crazys Empire

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Jolthig
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Founded: Aug 31, 2010
Democratic Socialists

War against Stuffed Taxidermists and Mr Crazys Empire

Postby Jolthig » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:04 pm

On a quiet day in Stuffed Taxidermists Jolthig launches a missle attack for Stuffed Taxidermists attacking North Pole. Stuffed Taxidermists counter-attacks, but then a nuclear war started. Mr Crazys Empire heard about this and decided to help their ally Stuffed Taxidermists. The Allied Stuffed Taxidermists and Mr Crazys Empire fight against Jolthig. Mr Crazys Empire finally send their armored troops to stop Jolthig , Meanwhile Jolthig and Stuffed Taxidermists kill each other.
Last edited by Jolthig on Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Stuffed Taxidermists
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Founded: Oct 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:08 pm

Stuffed Taxidermists Communique
It displeasures us to announce that we are at war with Jolthig. Our Armed Forces are on high alert, and we ask all of our allies to help us in this war. We will try to refrain from using Nuclear Weapons in this war, and we ask Mr Crazys Empire and Jolthig to do the same.
Cartfartium wrote:Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwcakewinwinwinwinwinwin.

Lyndiana wrote:No! NO!! BAD Vanilla Ice! You spit that thing out RIGHT NOW!
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Vichy Slavbada: N/A
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Defcon: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
RP Population: 950,000,000

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Mr Crazys Empire
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Founded: Dec 21, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Mr Crazys Empire » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:12 pm

Alright. I'm sending my armored troops to stop Jolthig :twisted:

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Stuffed Taxidermists
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Founded: Oct 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:15 pm

ORBAT:
2,500,000 Active Troops
1,000 F-35A Lightning II's
500 F-22A Raptors
2,000 F/A 18C Hornets
1,000 F/A 18E Super Hornets
10 B-2 Spirits
50 B-1 Lancers
100 Active Navy Ships, led by the HMS Taxidermist
Cartfartium wrote:Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwcakewinwinwinwinwinwin.

Lyndiana wrote:No! NO!! BAD Vanilla Ice! You spit that thing out RIGHT NOW!
Clicky
Slavbada (Leader):N/A
Vichy Slavbada: N/A
Wiki
National Factbook
Embassy Program
Defcon: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
RP Population: 950,000,000

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Stuffed Taxidermists
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Founded: Oct 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:22 pm

In Stuffed Taxidermists, Troops boarded Aircraft and Ships heading for Jolthig. They hoped to rendezvous with Mr Crazys Empire Troops when they arrived near Jolthig. Every ship that was carrying troops was given aerial protecion, along with Transport Aircraft. The nations reserve Military was put into full swing in Stuffed Taxidermists, with up to 5,000,000 Defence Troops defending Stuffed Taxidermists from invasion. Before the main force arrived, a Squad of 5 F-22A Raptors Flew over Jolthig, Scouting the area, before turning back to meet up with the rest of the Fighters.
Cartfartium wrote:Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwcakewinwinwinwinwinwin.

Lyndiana wrote:No! NO!! BAD Vanilla Ice! You spit that thing out RIGHT NOW!
Clicky
Slavbada (Leader):N/A
Vichy Slavbada: N/A
Wiki
National Factbook
Embassy Program
Defcon: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
RP Population: 950,000,000

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Hahklallah
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Posts: 1867
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Hahklallah » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:24 pm

Official Message from the Socialist Republic of Hahklallah, Ministry of Defense
To: the Government of Jolthig

This is an unacceptable announcment of war. We will respon with swift action, and we will attack, and kill your soldiers with no prejudice.

ORBAT:
40,000 Ground Infantry
15,000 Para-Infantry
-5,000 LY4A1 MBTs
-10,000 BTRs
-6,000 LY300 MRS
-10,000 Transport Helicopters
-1,000 Attack Helicopters
Equipped With:[AY144L, LY21, MGJ21,LY46, 'Badger' Trench Axe

LY4A1 MBT, LY300 Multiple Rocket System, BTR-80, Mil Mi-26 Transport, Mil Mi-28 Attack

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Jolthig
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Jolthig » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:25 pm

Jolthig counter-attacks and sends
10,000,000,000 Giant Aircraft
10,000,000 tanks
80,000,000 navy ships
40,000 wizards
Devoted Ahmadi Muslim • theistic evolutionist • Star Wars fan • Discord ID: Jolthig#9602
Grenartia wrote:Then we Marshall Plan it.

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Lol why

“Und Mirza”

:lol2:

Jean-Paul Sartre wrote:
LiberNovusAmericae wrote:Isn't that what NSG is for though to a degree?

YOU’RE WRONG.

Allow me to explain using several fallacies, veiled insults, and insinuations that you’re ugly and dumb.

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Stuffed Taxidermists
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Posts: 997
Founded: Oct 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:29 pm

Jolthig wrote:Jolthig counter-attacks and sends
10,000,000,000 Giant Aircraft
10,000,000 tanks
80,000,000 navy ships
40,000 wizards

*cough*godmod*cough*
Cartfartium wrote:Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwcakewinwinwinwinwinwin.

Lyndiana wrote:No! NO!! BAD Vanilla Ice! You spit that thing out RIGHT NOW!
Clicky
Slavbada (Leader):N/A
Vichy Slavbada: N/A
Wiki
National Factbook
Embassy Program
Defcon: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
RP Population: 950,000,000

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Hahklallah
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Posts: 1867
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Hahklallah » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:30 pm

Jolthig wrote:Jolthig counter-attacks and sends
10,000,000,000 Giant Aircraft
10,000,000 tanks
80,000,000 navy ships
40,000 wizards


OOC: "Ignore Cannon loaded Sir!"

"Good Fiireee!!!11shift+1"

*Ignore Cannon Barrage owns Jolthig's godmodding*
Last edited by Hahklallah on Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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New Jolthig
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Posts: 49
Founded: Sep 30, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby New Jolthig » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:32 pm

New Jolthig attacks Haklakah, Stuffed Taxiderments and Mr Crazys Empire
Economic Left/Right: -4.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.38

Pro: Social Liberalism, LGBT Rights, Civic Nationalism, Melting Pot, and Universal Healthcare

Neutral: Social Democracy, Fascism, Socialism

Anti: Ethnic Nationalism, Racism, Anarchism, Anti-LGBT, Conservatism, and Communism

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Hahklallah
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Hahklallah » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:33 pm

New Jolthig wrote:New Jolthig attacks Haklakah, Stuffed Taxiderments and Mr Crazys Empire


-ooc- "Fire another Barrage!"
*Ignore Cannon fired*

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Euroslavia
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Postby Euroslavia » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:36 pm

If you're going to make an attempt at an RP, please at least try and read a few of the stickies up at the top of the forum. They're there so you can gain a basis on how one creates a successful RP on whatever topic you choose.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3010
The Art of NS War is a great read.
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