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War on Ralkovia!

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Stedicules
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War on Ralkovia!

Postby Stedicules » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:36 pm

Because they are mean.
DOMINATED BY OBSESSION OF POWER AND LUST, LED BY UNWRITTEN RULES FROM CLINICAL BIRTH TO CLINICAL DEATH. ASK THE EPITHET OF GOD! IT STILL IS DECEPTION, NO IDEOLOGY, NO PROGRESS; NOTHING. THE WORLD IS SMOTHERED IN ABSURDITY.

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:36 pm

tl;dr
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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North African Union II
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Founded: Nov 22, 2010
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Postby North African Union II » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:40 pm

This is in-character
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LINTYLAND
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Postby LINTYLAND » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:42 pm

14:12 Solm Black people shouldn't be on NS

I makeTitles!!!
Pew! Pewwwwwww! Explosion!!!

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North African Union II
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Postby North African Union II » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:42 pm

Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
North African Union II wrote:This is in-character

Metagaming.

HUH?
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:46 pm

Ralkovian counterassault with 3 "Deal With It" Battalions.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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North African Union II
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Founded: Nov 22, 2010
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Postby North African Union II » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:47 pm

LINTYLAND wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=33883

Read this please

yep seriously
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:47 pm

lol.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
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Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

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Stedicules
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Postby Stedicules » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:48 pm

Ralkovia wrote:Ralkovian counterassault with 3 "Deal With It" Battalions.

The men of the brave Stediculan "LOL U Mad Bro" battalion gallantly defended against the malicious waves of Ralkovians. Victory was at hand, for the moment.
DOMINATED BY OBSESSION OF POWER AND LUST, LED BY UNWRITTEN RULES FROM CLINICAL BIRTH TO CLINICAL DEATH. ASK THE EPITHET OF GOD! IT STILL IS DECEPTION, NO IDEOLOGY, NO PROGRESS; NOTHING. THE WORLD IS SMOTHERED IN ABSURDITY.

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:50 pm

Ralkovia moves in OVER 9000 battalions for counterattack.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Postby Yohannes » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:52 pm

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Stedicules
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Postby Stedicules » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:53 pm

Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
Stedicules wrote:The men of the brave Stediculan "LOL U Mad Bro" battalion gallantly defended against the malicious waves of Ralkovians. Victory was at hand, for the moment.

We congratulate you for your glorious achievements. We offer aid in the form of 9001 Sukhoi Roflcopters.

Logistics issues have been taken care of by logistics officers who are paid to do their jobs.

Thank you, Stedicules will be victorious with your roflcopters.

Ralkovia wrote:Ralkovia moves in OVER 9000 battalions for counterattack.

The previously victorious battaltion of Stediculan infantry retreated, shouting "what is this, we're twelve!" as their officers shouted encouragingly "Get to the choppa!". None were killed.
DOMINATED BY OBSESSION OF POWER AND LUST, LED BY UNWRITTEN RULES FROM CLINICAL BIRTH TO CLINICAL DEATH. ASK THE EPITHET OF GOD! IT STILL IS DECEPTION, NO IDEOLOGY, NO PROGRESS; NOTHING. THE WORLD IS SMOTHERED IN ABSURDITY.

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Anagonia
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Founded: Dec 18, 2003
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Postby Anagonia » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:53 pm

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Official Message from the Confederate States of Anagonia


TO: Stedicules
FROM: Oscar Vladinchi

Greetings,

We recently read your declaration of war. Last time we checked, Ralkovia wasn't mean to anyone. Are you absolutely positive that declaring someone mean without giving proper explanation is really the best course? Honestly we are completely confused. However we severely doubt with the grade of diplomatic capability you have at your hands you'd even manage to send fleets his way. Therefore we suggest you train your diplomatic personnel in proper english and your leader in proper reasoning.

Thanks for giving the world a good laugh!
Oscar Vladinchi
Chief General of the Confederate Armed Forces
Vice President of the Confederate States


OOC:

Click the following link and study it to understand the proper mechanics of role play. In this manner, people will take you seriously, instead of looking at this thread and either scratch their heads or call it outright trolling/spam.

Link: Guide to NS WAR

Also using Out Of Character for a reason for an In Character war is SEVERELY frowned upon, if the rumor is true. If not, ignore this statement.
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Stedicules
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Postby Stedicules » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:56 pm

Anagonia wrote:
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Official Message from the Confederate States of Anagonia


TO: Stedicules
FROM: Oscar Vladinchi

Greetings,

We recently read your declaration of war. Last time we checked, Ralkovia wasn't mean to anyone. Are you absolutely positive that declaring someone mean without giving proper explanation is really the best course? Honestly we are completely confused. However we severely doubt with the grade of diplomatic capability you have at your hands you'd even manage to send fleets his way. Therefore we suggest you train your diplomatic personnel in proper english and your leader in proper reasoning.

Thanks for giving the world a good laugh!
Oscar Vladinchi
Chief General of the Confederate Armed Forces
Vice President of the Confederate States


OOC:

Click the following link and study it to understand the proper mechanics of role play. In this manner, people will take you seriously, instead of looking at this thread and either scratch their heads or call it outright trolling/spam.

Link: Guide to NS WAR

Also using Out Of Character for a reason for an In Character war is SEVERELY frowned upon, if the rumor is true. If not, ignore this statement.

Yes, Stedicules received over nine-thousand senate votes to go to war with Ralkovia, so we are perfectly justified to wage a vicious war on this fellow, since Ralkovia is the Grinch.

Signed,
Hergohail
Last edited by Stedicules on Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
DOMINATED BY OBSESSION OF POWER AND LUST, LED BY UNWRITTEN RULES FROM CLINICAL BIRTH TO CLINICAL DEATH. ASK THE EPITHET OF GOD! IT STILL IS DECEPTION, NO IDEOLOGY, NO PROGRESS; NOTHING. THE WORLD IS SMOTHERED IN ABSURDITY.

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Rusikstan
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Founded: Oct 30, 2009
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Postby Rusikstan » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:57 pm

Anagonia wrote:
Image
Official Message from the Confederate States of Anagonia


TO: Stedicules
FROM: Oscar Vladinchi

Greetings,

We recently read your declaration of war. Last time we checked, Ralkovia wasn't mean to anyone. Are you absolutely positive that declaring someone mean without giving proper explanation is really the best course? Honestly we are completely confused. However we severely doubt with the grade of diplomatic capability you have at your hands you'd even manage to send fleets his way. Therefore we suggest you train your diplomatic personnel in proper english and your leader in proper reasoning.

Thanks for giving the world a good laugh!
Oscar Vladinchi
Chief General of the Confederate Armed Forces
Vice President of the Confederate States


OOC:

Click the following link and study it to understand the proper mechanics of role play. In this manner, people will take you seriously, instead of looking at this thread and either scratch their heads or call it outright trolling/spam.

Link: Guide to NS WAR

Also using Out Of Character for a reason for an In Character war is SEVERELY frowned upon, if the rumor is true. If not, ignore this statement.


Rusikstan is now activating is "U MAD?" divisions at this travesty of a declaration. STD has our support. Azhukali 4eva

itt anagonia and Yohannes are now clueless
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United Dependencies wrote:What is the likelihood of a tactical nuke being used in this situation?

Well, the OP was looking for advice for an IC war in II, so I suppose that they would be used almost immediately.
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