War

[Redhistames]

He glorious natiOn of redhistames has sent a army of 3000 gay mutant monkeys to all your country's to wreak havoc and rape your children what are you going to do about it

[Kelvaros Prime]

Ummm, that is not quite possible my friend.

[Cyber Utopia]

I will conter them with an artmy of 126000000 ninja clowns

[Phing Phong]

This kind of thing does not belong in this forum. Please stop it.

[Izandai]

I suggest you folks have the mods take it over here.

[Phing Phong]

I suggest you folks have the mods take it over here.

[Izandai]

Redhistames, may I take the initiative and go ask the mods for a tow?

[Trivval]

WARNING! This post along with this thread may result in copius amounts of fail. Please see a health expert before going any further!

The Religious Democracy will invade both of youse With our new Tactical Army Knife weilding Product Testers!

As you approach the mass of PT's, the first one opens up the TAK and produces a mini-Megaphone. "Hey, boy! Comone! I have a spoon! if you get through me," and the man pats a mate behind him's shoulder, "My mate here has a Fork! Yeah!"

The PT's nod like it is a real challenge.

Which... well, it is. I mean, seriously. These things are freaking LEETHAX

[The Zuiderzee]

He glorious natiOn of redhistames has sent a army of 3000 gay mutant monkeys to all your country's to wreak havoc and rape your children what are you going to do about it

Since you're three days old, I send one soldier to your country. He kills your two citizens and I win.

[Great Nepal]

What do we do? Lets see it yourself, Ready?

"Fire a Intergalactic Noob cannon", Lieutenant
"Are you sure about such strong weapon sir?", Jamadar
"Yes, fire a Intergalactic Noob cannon. Its the best way", Lieutenant.
"Your wish, above my head, sir
Arming Intergalactic Noob cannon.
200% power.
Validating coordinates.
Ready for fire. " Jamadar
"Fire!" Lieutenant

[Cyber Utopia]

Since you're three days old, I send one soldier to your country. He kills your two citizens and I win.

lolwut

[Grays Harbor]

He glorious natiOn of redhistames has sent a army of 3000 gay mutant monkeys to all your country's to wreak havoc and rape your children what are you going to do about it

We are going to call upon the International Gathering of Nations Organized against Really bad Eextremisms

[Fedeledland]

You know what? I fire my IGNORE Cannons and kill all of your three inhabitants. The end. Please read the stickies next time.

[Neo-Sincostan]

Sincostan retaliates by launching 3001 incendiary spider monkeys hurtling towards Redhistames with a deadly velocity.

[Izandai]

He glorious natiOn of redhistames has sent a army of 3000 gay mutant monkeys to all your country's to wreak havoc and rape your children what are you going to do about it

We are going to call upon the International Gathering of Nations Organized against Really bad Eextremisms

Mind if I use that sometime?

[Trivval]

Since you're three days old, I send one soldier to your country. He kills your two citizens and I win.

lolwut

Anonymous: an art, moron
aNOMynous: ^ your an hero
Hughbie: ^No...just correct.
aNOMynous: ^No... a banana.
Hughbie: ^Well a Banana is correct. A Banana is a banana.
aNOMynous: LOL )
cyroth: Trolling is a fart
Anonymous: an banana
vergetta: rolling are awesome
Anonymous: an anna banana a na na
kaname: AN AN AN AN AN N AN GODAMN IT
kinganonymous: "Trolling is art = Deviantart"
Anonymous: A bannana ate an elephant
Dave: moot trollin' .. they hatin'

[Renbokia]

It seems you are ultimately out numbered, my friend. Surrend your 3000 gay monkeys, do not worry they will be much use for my prisoners.
And if you do not comply it will be you who is much use to my prisoners.

[Trivval]

We are going to call upon the International Gathering of Nations Organized against Really bad Eextremisms

Mind if I use that sometime?

Fuck it, lets create a Thread and Make it Official.

[Novograd IV]

As night fell upon Novo Chuckotka, the 15th Southern Wolves battalion were in for a shock on duty...

"sir, there's a large number of unidentified heat signatures incoming, they seem to be hostile" The front-man put his Night Vision gear down, reaching for his rifle, the 15th were actually an anti-armour specialist force, containing a large number of support gunners and explosive experts for a normal battalion.

It took a minute, but a deployed UAV caught foreign markings and unusually violent behaviour, sparking the battalion to action.

with no other capacity but melee, it was simple for the 15th SWB, they got aboard their IFVs, APCs and scout vehicles, assembling to take on as many as possible and beat them through sheer mobility. most of the vehicles had to take the load of extra soldiers on the roof or wherever they could creatively place themselves.

Radio called in for Close Air Supports to defeat the foreign threat, still only somewhat identified. the call was denied due to no significant threat to the infantry being posed, the teams all waited eagerly, with a small root of fear, guns pointed anxiously, autocannons prepared and swing arm MGs fixed to return fire.

[The Archregimancy]

Having looked at the entirety of the posting history of Redhistames, my diagnosis is that this looks like a bad case of newbitis causing severe reaction in those previously inoculated against the condition rather than a deliberate case of trolling.

Summed up, I think Redhistames genuinely doesn't know much better based on his short posting history - so I'm locking rather than moving or warning.

I would recommend that he (or she) read some of the stickies and ongoing RPs to gain a better idea of how RP is approached here before participating further - this may not have been a good start, but let's not assume it's a wholly irredeemable one.