Official Message,
To Former Leaders of the World,
The Community of Landstiga Tidigare is open! The worlds first, and most luxurious retirement community exclusively for world leaders. We understand the needs of the former leader of the world. Like our slogan says, "Retired, but not Tired!". Run by former world leader Edwardo Listless, the Community of Landstiga Tidigare is the pinnacle of luxury and service. Residents are given a 200,000 square foot living space, complete with staff and guest quarters, study, and library. Amenities include three 5-star restaurants, 1 full service athletics center, a fully staffed medical team on standby, one indoor and one outdoor swimming pool, a multitude of bars, and 5 life sized chess sets. For those leaders nearing the end, we do offer live-in nursing staff, and 24-hour medical monitoring. So why hang around your nation, bothering your replacement, when you can be living it up with people of your generation? Come now to the Community of Landstiga Tidigare, and live life the way you want to, in the past.
Signed,
Edwardo Listless,
CEO
Landstiga Tidigare LLC.
