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To All Nations That Do Not Have A Military.

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New Korongo
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To All Nations That Do Not Have A Military.

Postby New Korongo » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:31 pm

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To:All Nations That Do Not Have A Military
From:Emperor Robert Bruce IV


Yesterday i recieved a report from the Ministry of Records and was shocked to find out that some nations do not have a military. I do respect you attempt to end war but in truth there will never be such a thing as world peace so I encourage you to accept this offer to sign up for the Military Construction Programme (MCP). The MCP is designed so we send several officers to help train soldiers for your new military and we can also offer arms in the form of the old but still effective M99 shown below.
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Please show some sense and sign up for the MCP.
To signup just send in the forum below:

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Old Vester
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Founded: Sep 05, 2010
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Postby Old Vester » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:54 pm

Old Vester and New Korongo have agreed on this proposition, that Old Vester will also help train nations with developing militaries. Old Vester is especially great with infrantry and infrantry-based tactics. Old Vester can also train your brave soldiers in the art of guerilla warfare,infiltration, and urban combat.Old Vester's military also specialize in the forming of specially talented soldiers. Take Old Vester's Pots and Pans company,a company of soldiers who specialize in scrounging things up from the battlefield and recycling them into useful tactical equipment. (IE)A tank carcuss becoming an artillery cannon or an anti-tank cannon. Old Vester would also let you know how to use cunning strategy in wars so you'll never have to worry about being the smaller man because it won't matter as you have a strategy that can deliver a back-breaking blow to the enemy. With hope, we pray that you take our services into consideration.
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Siberian_Peoples
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Postby Siberian_Peoples » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:38 am

The Constitutional Monarchy of the Siberian Peoples has a huge industry, specialising in weapons. If anybody needs any weapons for their Military Training Programme, I have plenty.
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