Lets Nuke Some Cannibals! (MT) (Closed) (Being Relocated)

[Stuffed Taxidermists]

The Stuffed Taxidermists Elections have recently taken place, and an Anti Cannibal group has won one of the two Major Seats. They have submitted a proposal to the Dictator to Nuke the small cannibal island Cannibal Thaplace off the coast of Stuffed Taxidermists. This proposal has met fierce resisitance from the opposition, but our leader cannot decide what to do. He asks for help from the International community.

Backstory
The Stuffed Taxidermists Cannibal War has just ended, and it bought devestation all around the country that is still being cleaned up. It started when the Cannibals residing in the West, Nroth and Sotuth of the Nation released their intent to invade the East of the Nation. The East of the Nation called fro help in the International Community, and received it. A bloody war followed, whcih was eventually won by the East and it's allies. But the Cannibal Leader escaped to a samll island, now known as Cannibal Thaplace. Zolt Retuka has considered this proposal beacuse the Cannibals are looking more and more dangerous and the nation is already locked in a war with Ronocia, so we will be weakened if we are invaded. But he is also considering not doing due to the fact that there could be Stuffed Taxidermists citizens on the island.

[Eastern Arcadia]

Most honoured sir!

Your most unfortunate plight has come to my gracious companies attention! We greatly frown upon cannabilism as a most uncultured act pracitcsied by the most uncultured of people, your contemplation of muking them is, somewhat understandable. However, do not engage in such a terrible nuclear endeavour for that would spoil your lush verdant landscape! Denying yourself of precious resources, rather, Strange Industries has a counter sugesstion.

We believe that we can work the Cannibals out of their bad habits through dilligent hard labour, let us enclose them in the island, establish significant security, and work their virilently uncouth ways into the ground! All the while they can produce goods to be sold to both your nation and the globe at a discoutn price, some people would call it slavery or forced labour, but we would call it sparing their lives and reforming them through civil duty.

We hope you consider our proposal, and let Strange Industries establish the first Cannibal Penal camp on the island of Cannibal Thaplace! For the greater glory of Stuffed Taxidermists!

[Der Kaiser Mikey III]

Nuke 'em!

[Stuffed Taxidermists]

Most honoured sir!

Your most unfortunate plight has come to my gracious companies attention! We greatly frown upon cannabilism as a most uncultured act pracitcsied by the most uncultured of people, your contemplation of muking them is, somewhat understandable. However, do not engage in such a terrible nuclear endeavour for that would spoil your lush verdant landscape! Denying yourself of precious resources, rather, Strange Industries has a counter sugesstion.

We believe that we can work the Cannibals out of their bad habits through dilligent hard labour, let us enclose them in the island, establish significant security, and work their virilently uncouth ways into the ground! All the while they can produce goods to be sold to both your nation and the globe at a discoutn price, some people would call it slavery or forced labour, but we would call it sparing their lives and reforming them through civil duty.

We hope you consider our proposal, and let Strange Industries establish the first Cannibal Penal camp on the island of Cannibal Thaplace! For the greater glory of Stuffed Taxidermists!

To: Strange Industries
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Ministry of Defence
We thank you for your proposal, but we do not think it necessary. These Cannibals are armed. Of the Ten Million on the Island, 5 Million are armed. Thats more than our millitary could handle. We think your workers, even with security, would be killed and eaten upon arrival and your establishment would make them even more angry. Unless you have a way to get on the island, im afraid your plan could not work.
Yours,
Winstell Jyongo, General Minister of Stuffed Taxidermists

[Peasley]

To: Stuffed Taxidermists

We have noticed your horrifying idea and must insist you take it back. In the name of nuclear non-proliferation, we must urge you to drop this plan. The nuclear fallout would be devastating to your peoples and surrounding nations, as well at the environment and the creature inhabiting it. While Peasley frowns upon the gruesome practice of cannibalism, this is the wrong way to go about it and you would ultimately kill millions of innocents. Peasley also questions your ability to fund a nuclear program.

-the Peasley Cabinet of Governours

[Stuffed Taxidermists]

To: Stuffed Taxidermists

We have noticed your horrifying idea and must insist you take it back. In the name of nuclear non-proliferation, we must urge you to drop this plan. The nuclear fallout would be devastating to your peoples and surrounding nations, as well at the environment and the creature inhabiting it. While Peasley frowns upon the gruesome practice of cannibalism, this is the wrong way to go about it and you would ultimately kill millions of innocents. Peasley also questions your ability to fund a nuclear program.

-the Peasley Cabinet of Governours

To: The Peasley Cabinet of Governors
What you say is all sound. Our ability to fund a nuclear program is rather limited, as we have only two small bombs, but it would be possible, as we are the Minister of Technology of our Region. These bombs are not overpowerful and if we launched them on the island it would probably not have an affect on us. But Zolt Retuka appreciates your valuable input. All this will be taken into consideration at the National Debate, hel tomorrow (which will be in this thread).
Regards,
Winstell Jyongo

[Eastern Arcadia]

Most concerned sir!

We understand the security issues which are raised by this rather unfortunate situation, but we urge you to not turn down this opportunity to better your people at the expense, and betterment, of these so called Cannibals; rather, let us seek an imaginative solution to this problem so we may swiftly forwards!

Strange Industries wishes to inquire as to the possible effects that establishing a blockade would have on them, do they have an air force or air defences? Is it possible, for example, to starve them into submission and let them turn in amongst themselves? Are any of these possibilities viable to wait for a profitable outcome?

Alternatively, Strange Industries sees this illegal and depraved break away part of your nation as a wonderful opportunity to non-nuclear establish weapons testing on the island, Strange Industries believes that if you wish to deal with this infestation promptly, we could partner up to arrange a spectacularly profitable weapons testing event against these people to be opened to the international community. Naval shelling, bombing runs, chemical and gas attacks, the works! All for better improving the rate at which we can kill those that endeavour to tarnish our humanitarian world!

Strange Industries pleads you to consider these proposals and to get back to us with your thoughts!

[Peasley]

The Peasley Cabinet of Governours will send a delegate to your nation today to attend this debate.

[Stuffed Taxidermists]

Most concerned sir!

We understand the security issues which are raised by this rather unfortunate situation, but we urge you to not turn down this opportunity to better your people at the expense, and betterment, of these so called Cannibals; rather, let us seek an imaginative solution to this problem so we may swiftly forwards!

Strange Industries wishes to inquire as to the possible effects that establishing a blockade would have on them, do they have an air force or air defences? Is it possible, for example, to starve them into submission and let them turn in amongst themselves? Are any of these possibilities viable to wait for a profitable outcome?

Alternatively, Strange Industries sees this illegal and depraved break away part of your nation as a wonderful opportunity to non-nuclear establish weapons testing on the island, Strange Industries believes that if you wish to deal with this infestation promptly, we could partner up to arrange a spectacularly profitable weapons testing event against these people to be opened to the international community. Naval shelling, bombing runs, chemical and gas attacks, the works! All for better improving the rate at which we can kill those that endeavour to tarnish our humanitarian world!

Strange Industries pleads you to consider these proposals and to get back to us with your thoughts!

To: Strange Industries
Yes, they do have a small Air Defence net work, mainly consisting of mid range Russian Fighters. Im afraid the idea to make them eat ech other isn't possible. They already do. Lets not stay on that subject. Now, your offer of Naval Sheel and Bombing Runs delights us. I think this is a great idea, as does Zolt Retuka, our leader. How would we team up. When would this be possible?
Regards,
Winstell Jyongo

[Eastern Arcadia]

To The Prestigiously Honoured Winstell Jyongo

Most delighted sir! I, Thaddius Quirk Strange, wish to convey my personal delight at your intrigue at my proposal; and wish to move it speedily forwards to organisation!

I envision a Stuffed Taxidermist event hosted and organised by Strange Industries on the international scene to attract attendants from across the globe! All for the purpose of testing weaponry left right and centre on these culinary deviants, if you allow Strange Industries to organise and manage this event we will have an explosively exciting day or two of Cannibalistic carnage, charging a small fee for entrance, of course, and then splitting the profits 60/40 in the favour of your honourable government.

With your approval we can set this proposal into motion most swiftly.

(OOC: In summary, I would set up a thread and promote it as a event of sorts, giving people free reign to bomb your little Cannibal problem, I would also add commentary and additional twists to make it entertaining; if you so desire.)

[Stuffed Taxidermists]

To The Prestigiously Honoured Winstell Jyongo

Most delighted sir! I, Thaddius Quirk Strange, wish to convey my personal delight at your intrigue at my proposal; and wish to move it speedily forwards to organisation!

I envision a Stuffed Taxidermist event hosted and organised by Strange Industries on the international scene to attract attendants from across the globe! All for the purpose of testing weaponry left right and centre on these culinary deviants, if you allow Strange Industries to organise and manage this event we will have an explosively exciting day or two of Cannibalistic carnage, charging a small fee for entrance, of course, and then splitting the profits 60/40 in the favour of your honourable government.

With your approval we can set this proposal into motion most swiftly.

(OOC: In summary, I would set up a thread and promote it as a event of sorts, giving people free reign to bomb your little Cannibal problem, I would also add commentary and additional twists to make it entertaining; if you so desire.)

To: Strange Industries
Your proposal very much please us! our gracious sovereign would accept this straight away, if ti weren't for democracy. Our opposition argues against us, and a debate will follow shortly (OOC: Straight after this post). The three most senior Citizens in the nation will judje and ecide which path to take. I assure you that we will win. I assure you!
Regards,
Winstell Jyongo
OOC: We will TG you when we need you to set up this thread.)

[Stuffed Taxidermists]

oh well, i typed up a whole reply and the internet failed so lets just say Winstell won the debate anmd Strange Industries can go ahead with the thread.