Is Niyazov I real or fake? (CLOSED, MT, ATTN Calathonia)

[Syvorji]

In a town named Elizabeth, after ex-Empress Elizabeth I in Central Brussia, General Saparmurat Niyazov was on a break. He believed Calathonian shouldn't be an official language, and was reading the Quran, sitting on his favorite armchair. After finishing the Quran, he turned on the TV, and was about to go to his favorite channel when he heard a knock. He stood up and looked, and then opened the door. He asked, "Hello, my friend. Any news for me?"

[Royal Calathonia]

In a town named Elizabeth, after ex-Empress Elizabeth I in Central Brussia, General Saparmurat Niyazov was on a break. He believed Calathonian shouldn't be an official language, and was reading the Quran, sitting on his favorite armchair. After finishing the Quran, he turned on the TV, and was about to go to his favorite channel when he heard a knock. He stood up and looked, and then opened the door. He asked, "Hello, my friend. Any news for me?"

A man came in. This man's name was Richard Talbot. Talbot was one of Niyazov's closest advisors and friends. Anyways, Talbot sat down and said "My Lord, I have news for you. Her Majesty, Empress Catherine II, has recently issued a Imperial Decree, authorizing the use of Calathonian as a second official language in all the regions of Royal Calathonia. As you should now, many villages tried passing language taxes, but their insubortination was crushed by the Empress's forces."

[Syvorji]

Niyazov sighed and said with a smile, "I know, but I heard a rumor you are going to tell me something about my ancestry," as he led Richard Talbot to the living room, to watch some TV.

[Royal Calathonia]

Niyazov sighed and said with a smile, "I know, but I heard a rumor you are going to tell me something about my ancestry," as he led Richard Talbot to the living room, to watch some TV.

Talbot, heading into the living room, said, smiling "Yes, my Friend. Now this may shock you, but listen carefully. Do you remember Ferdinand I, who had reigned between 1980-2010, before being deposed by ex-Emperor Otto I?"

[Syvorji]

Niyazov said, "Yes, I remember him. I was in the Royal Court for a time, but 15 years ago, he sent me to serve in the military," with a smile. He was born in 1960, making him 52, but it would not stop him from discussing things.

[Royal Calathonia]

Niyazov said, "Yes, I remember him. I was in the Royal Court for a time, but 15 years ago, he sent me to serve in the military," with a smile. He was born in 1960, making him 50, but it would not stop him from discussing things.

Talbot said "Back in 1997. I see. Anyways, I have found several documents, in the Imperial Archives, and the Archives of your family, concerning your ancestry." He then took out some papers from a folder he was carrying. He handed the papers to Niyazov and said "Now, these papers contain descriptions of your family members, of births and deaths, and also, of your family line. I was studying them, and consulting with some of the older members of your family, when I found out something shocking." He then paused and said "My friend, your mother, Della... had a one-night sexual affair with Ferdinand I, when he was only a young prince of twenty years, back in 1960. She became pregenant and gave birth to you. However, Ferdinand refused to acknowledge you as his son, and told her to marry someone else, to remove suspicion. So she married the man you knew as your father, and you were raised believing the man she married was your father."

[Syvorji]

"I see," he said with a laugh. "So that means officially, I am the Emperor of this nation? I managed to meet my biological father in 1988, and married a Princess the following year, just to get myself into the Royal Court. I was really in love, and she introduced me to my biological father. I knew back then that he was my father but Ferdinand denied it, and sent me off in 1997 to join the military, just so he can forget me and legally severed ties with the Princess. In 1996, after realizing that I was the oldest, I proclaimed myself as Crown Prince and that got most of the Royal Family except my ex pissed off. My ex-wife was and still is banned from visiting me and even though I no longer have the title of Crown Prince, she is still banned from even sending an email to me." He sighed, and then prayed to Allah. Afterwards, he turned off the TV and said, "So, if you are interested in some dinner, I can make you some kebabs."

[Royal Calathonia]

"I see," he said with a laugh. "So that means officially, I am the Emperor of this nation? I managed to meet my biological father in 1988, and married a Princess the following year, just to get myself into the Royal Court. I was really in love, and she introduced me to my biological father. I knew back then that he was my father but Ferdinand denied it, and sent me off in 1997 to join the military, just so he can forget me and legally severed ties with the Princess. In 1996, after realizing that I was the oldest, I proclaimed myself as Crown Prince and that got most of the Royal Family except my ex pissed off. My ex-wife was and still is banned from visiting me and even though I no longer the title of Crown Prince, she is still banned from even sending an email to me." He sighed, and then prayed to Allah. Afterwards, he turned off the TV and said, "So, if you are interested in some dinner, I can make you some kebabs."

Talbot said "Kebabs would sound good. Anyways, my friend, you are Ferdinand's oldest son and child, and that would mean you would be direct heir to the throne, if he died or resigned from the throne. However, that woman Catherine is on the throne. Do you know she has no blood ties to the royal family, that she was just a pitiful government assistant minister when she took power? She held no royal rank whatsoever!" Talbot then sat down in the dinner room.

[Syvorji]

"I know," he said. He was cooking some kebabs and after finishing cooking, he handed some kekabs to Talbot and placed some more on the table, with him grabbing a stick. He ate his, and then said, "So legally, I am the Emperor, so that meant when Otto I deposed Ferdinand I, I became the Emperor of Calathonia, right?" He said with a smile and ate his kebab.

[Royal Calathonia]

"I know," he said. He was cooking some kebabs and after finishing cooking, he handed some kekabs to Talbot and placed some more on the table, with him grabbing a stick. He ate his, and then said, "So legally, I am the Emperor, so that meant when Otto I deposed Ferdinand I, I became the Emperor of Calathonia, right?" He said with a smile and ate his kebab.

Talbot nodded, while eating one of his kebabs. He then said "You are correct. By official law, you would be the Emperor on the death, resignation, or removal of Ferdinand, but Empress Catherine II is supported by most of the military, government, and people and is hailed as the legitmate ruler." Talbot then said "However, some guards, as well haters of the Calathonian language, and some of those supporters of that man who tried to secede from Royal Calathonia, all hate Catherine."

[Syvorji]

After finishing his, he said, "I agree, that they hate Catherine, and to fill the void, as an Imam of a Mosque, the only one in this town, or at least a backup Imam, should be the true Emperor, due to royal blood and heritage." He then ate some more kebabs, in silence.

[Royal Calathonia]

After finishing his, he said, "I agree, that they hate Catherine, and to fill the void, as an Imam of a Mosque, the only one in this town, should be the true Emperor, due to royal blood and heritage." He then ate some more kebabs, in silence.

Talbot finished his kebabs and said "Well then...Your Majesty, what shall we do to depose that pretender Catherine from power?"

[Syvorji]

"Gain support by the people, I guess, and then afterwards, I will use a strategy to remove politicians almost instantly," he said. "Or at least send them to the Swine Flu Mansion," and laughs. He referred to the hospital as the Swine Flu Mansion every now and then. He finished his last kebab and smiled at what he will do when he becomes Emperor.

[Royal Calathonia]

"Gain support by the people, I guess, and then afterwards, I will use a strategy to remove politicians almost instantly," he said. "Or at least send them to the Swine Flu Mansion," and laughs. He referred to the hospital as the Swine Flu Mansion every now and then. He finished his last kebab and smiled at what he will do when he becomes Emperor.

Talbot laughed as well and asked "What do you intend to do with Royal Calathonia, once you gain the throne? I have heard Catherine intends to implement democratic reforms, by reorganizing local administration, upgrading and overhauling the military, strengthening the economy, reorganizing the judicial system, and introducing a civil rights code. Now, I know you might not support it..."

[Syvorji]

Niyazov said, "Once I gain the throne, I will make a book I am writing, the Book of the Soul, or in Turkmen, since I know some, and the official, the Ruhnama, as both the only legal instrument of education and the country's constitution. Next, I will move the capital to this town, and change the name from Elizabeth to Ashgabat, and then to instate a tribunal system as the new justice system and to strengthen the economy further, by making it centrally-planned, and to make myself Father of Calathonians, with the reference and spoken style being Father, and to lead it as long as Calathonia exists, meaning once I die, the Prime Minister will lead the nation, but I will officially still lead the nation, and to ban any repeals, and I will appoint, Talbot as Prime Minister for Life, meaning you need to choose a successor, to be the next Prime Minister when you are dead." He smiled. "For short, this country shall become the perfect nation."

[Royal Calathonia]

Niyazov said, "Once I gain the throne, I will make a book I am writing, the Book of the Soul, or in Turkmen, since I know some, and the official, the Ruhnama, as both the only legal instrument of education and the country's constitution. Next, I will move the capital to this town, and change the name from Elizabeth to Ashgabat, and then to instate a tribunal system as the new justice system and to strengthen the economy further, by making it centrally-planned, and to make myself Father of Calathonians, with the reference and spoken style being Father, and to lead it as long as Calathonia exists, meaning once I die, the Prime Minister will lead the nation, but I will officially still lead the nation, and to ban any repeals, and I will appoint, Talbot as Prime Minister for Life, meaning you need to choose a successor, to be the next Prime Minister when you are dead." He smiled. "For short, this country shall become the perfect nation."

Talbot smiled and said "I like it sir. Let's get started with our conspiracy." He then got up and events would begin to set in motion.

[Syvorji]

"Thanks my comrade. Anyways, I am heading to bed, I am having a big day tomorrow at the mosque. Not your typical Friday because something special. Hint, it has something to do with me," said Saparmurat Niyazov.

[Royal Calathonia]

"Thanks my comrade. Anyways, I am heading to bed, I am having a big day tomorrow at the mosque. Not your typical Friday because something special. Hint, it has something to do with me," said Saparmurat Niyazov.

Talbot noded, bid him a good night, and left Niyazov's house. He returned to his own house and went to bed himself. The night itself passed by quickly, like it was eager for the next day's events.

[Syvorji]

When he woke up the next day, he took a shower, went to the bathroom, cooked some pancakes, ate them, got dressed in his Imam Clothes, put on a black turban, and got the shoes put on, and walked to the mosque, for his coronation to the Calathonian throne, or as he claims, as well as to lead the prayers to Allah. He smiled, thinking of the praise and cheers by the Muslims in his town.

[Royal Calathonia]

When he woke up the next day, he took a shower, went to the bathroom, cooked some pancakes, ate them, got dressed in his Imam Clothes, put on a black turban, and got the shoes put on, and walked to the mosque, for his coronation to the Calathonian throne, or as he claims, as well as to lead the prayers to Allah. He smiled, thinking of the praise and cheers by the Muslims in his town.

The 1,000 Muslims living in the town of Elizabeth, which had around 35,000 people, all cheered him as he walked to the mosque. The Muslims had known how kind the General had been to them, and they had developed a great loyalty to him.

[Syvorji]

After removing his shoes, he stepped to the minbar and said, "Today is the day of freedom! No longer shall we have to deal with the chains of Catherine! As Imam, Allah has chosen me to truly lead this country, since Allah dictated in a form of a human that I am the son of Ferdinand, and as such, I am the son of Muhammad! There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet! We shall create a new and peaceful Calathonia, and with that, guided by our prayers to Allah." He then waited for the crowd to respond.

[Royal Calathonia]

After removing his shoes, he stepped to the minbar and said, "Today is the day of freedom! No longer shall we have to deal with the chains of Catherine! As Imam, Allah has chosen me to truly lead this country, since Allah dictated in a form of a human that I am the son of Ferdinand, and as such, I am the son of Muhammad! There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet! We shall create a new and peaceful Calathonia, and with that, guided by our prayers to Allah." He then waited for the crowd to respond.

The crowd cheered in support of Niyazov. They then chanted "All hail Emperor Niyazov I, servant of Allah, the son of Muhammad. All hail Niyazov I, the savior of Islam, the savior of Royal Calathonia! He will deliver us from the pretender Catherine!" All 1,000 people in the crowd thus proclaimed their loyalty to Niyazov. Around 3,000 people joined in with Niyazov and his crowd as well. They did not like Catherine's policies, hated the Calathonian language, and supported Niyazov's ideals. They also proclaimed their loyalty. The rest of the people in the village, who supported Catherine, got out fast.

[Syvorji]

Niyazov said, "We shall deliver you from the eternal damnation that Catherine had gave you all. One day, this town shall be the Holy Capital, given to us by Allah, and as such, I shall be the Father of all Calathonians, with Allah and Muhammad guiding me!" He then waited for the people inside the mosque to respond.

[Royal Calathonia]

Niyazov said, "We shall deliver you from the eternal damnation that Catherine had gave you all. One day, this town shall be the Holy Capital, given to us by Allah, and as such, I shall be the Father of all Calathonians, with Allah and Muhammad guiding me!" He then waited for the people inside the mosque to respond.

OOC: Syvorji, can we begin Niyazov gathering some support amongst generals in the military, as well officials in the government? These officials can be Lady Lichestein, the Minister of Defense, Lady Wallenstein, the Minister of Health and Welfare, and Lord Richston, the Minister of Local Government.

IC: The people at the mosque again cheered. Meanwhile, the Empress learned of Niyazov and his chanting for independence. She, however, believed it was only a propgranda rally, and simply laughed it off. She did, however, place a bounty of $500 Royal Calathonian Marks on his head. Eventually, however, she would confront it...

[Syvorji]

After his coronation and prayers, he said, "And before I conclude this great holy service, I shall be the General of the Armed Forces, to help make this nation prosper! Long live Father Saparmurat Niyazov!" He then bowed and went down the steps, to head home and after arrival, he invited 5 generals from Elizabeth and surrounding area to visit his house, to prove that they should listen to him and his orders.