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New planet discovered

Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:37 pm

American space explorers have discovered a new planet recently which they have named Pacifica. The explorers have claimed the watery world on behalf of the United States of America. However the US government has not taken action to physically claim the planet but a survery ship will be launched at the end of the month. In the meantime, the explorers have already landed on an island and raised the American flag.

Conservatives want to claim and annex the entire planet to the United States but liberals want to share Pacifica with other nations. Federal policy does not prohibit states from establishing their own colonies on newly discovered or colonized worlds.

One Congressman has said he intends to introduce a law to ban non Americans from landing on or colonizing Pacifica.

Pacifica is about twice the size of earth and is mostly water with large and small islands. The explorers are still looking for signs of native life.

The states of California, New York, Iraq, Panama, Texas, Liberia, and Florida commented they will soon send their own survey teams to stake out claims regardless of what the federal government does.

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Secretary of State Kellington began sending messages to America's allies, both on earth and off earth informing them of the discovery and the US government has not yet taken official action but that the states had already begun preparing to establish claims. She asked for their input on whether Pacifica should be shared.
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:40 pm

Ronald Jennings walked into the state colonization office. Going to Pacifica looked like an opportunity for a new start. To leave the impoverished inner city neighborhood he had grown up in. He intended to raise his family far away from there and Pacifica sounded like a good place.

There were already 50 people in line waiting to sign up to go to Pacifica. The bureaucrats turned them away because the state was not yet launching ships to the newly found planet.
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Postby Slakonian » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:59 pm

To:United States government
From:The Slakonian Space Administration Agency
Our government is going to sent also 6.000 colonists on this planet.If you try to sabotage our colonization in this planet will shall defend the Slakonian colony in Pacifica at all costs.The Imperial class-3 Star Destroyer Fortune is of the Slakonian People's Space Navy is going to sent the colonists to the planet.
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:11 pm

To: Slakonian Space Administration
From: State Department United States of America

The United States has not yet adapted a policy on the colonization of Pacifica by Americans or non Americans. We have no problems with you sending a small group to set up a colony on Pacifica as several of our own states have already begun launching ships to do so. However your decision to send a military vessel raises serious concerns as to your intentions.

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Postby Slakonian » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:17 pm

To: State Department United States of America
From: Slakonian Space Administration

We are using the ship due it is going to travel to other galactic system,the planet was on it's way so the Fortune is just going to let the colonists and leave,and it will also release two satellites which they will be used for weather observation,communications both planetery and intergalactic and for many more.

This the capital city of the Slakonian colony called Langara,the city will be built so in the future can withstand more than 1 million people.
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Postby Saurisia » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:21 pm

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From: Commander-in-Chief David Santorez

I have heard about your discovery of this new watery world and we wish to claim a colony on it. This planet will be perfect for our Marine Reptiles to live on, considering that we only have three water worlds like this one, as long as they don't harm the other colonies on the planet.
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:28 pm

President Redcloud looked over the report on Pacifica.

"Do we have a map of the planet yet?" he asked.
"Not yet, we have an unmanned mapping ship on the way" Calvin Robins, the Director of NASA answered.
"Perhaps we should temporarily ban colonies until we know more about this world." he continued.
"That would be difficult considering several states have said they are going to send colonists." Redcloud said.

"The Slakonians have launched a military vessel to Pacifica." Kellington said.
"Why would they need to send a military force to Pacifica?" asked Redcloud.

"I suggest sending one of our own so they don't get any funny ideas." said Secretary of Defense George Orwell.

"They said the ship contained colonists and that is all we know." Killington responded.

"Ask the Slakonians to forestall their landing so we can get a map and information about the planet. Pacifica might have indigenous life." Redcloud said, "if there is intelligent life, we don't want to disrupt its development."

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To: Commander in Chief David Santorez
From: US Secretary of State Kellington

The United States has no objections to the colonists but we would ask that you refrain from establishing a colony. The same request has been sent to US states who have announced plans to send their own colonists. We want to make sure we don't inadvertently interfere with and cut off any indigenous intelligences that might have developed on Pacifica. You are welcome to land your own research teams to further our data gathering attempts. We have an unmanned mapping craft on the Pacifica to map out the surface features and will share the data with you if you agree to forestall colonization.


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Postby Saurisia » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:34 pm

To: Commander in Chief David Santorez
From: US Secretary of State Kellington

The United States has no objections to the colonists but we would ask that you refrain from establishing a colony. The same request has been sent to US states who have announced plans to send their own colonists. We want to make sure we don't inadvertently interfere with and cut off any indigenous intelligences that might have developed on Pacifica. You are welcome to land your own research teams to further our data gathering attempts. We have an unmanned mapping craft on the Pacifica to map out the surface features and will share the data with you if you agree to forestall colonization.


To: Secretary of State Kellington
From: Commander-in-Chief David Santorez

Alright, we will send unmanned probes to the planet surface to find any intelligent life and see if the planet's perfect for our Marine Reptiles to live on.
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New planet discovered

Postby Avalot » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:42 pm

To: United States of America
From: Matriarchy of Avalot

After receiving a message from one of the neighboring planets that have an alliance with your Earth country, it has come to our attention that a planet has been discovered. We, the Matriarchy of Avalot, wish to join the alliance and be apart of the exploration and settlement of Pacifica. We do not wish for war. Our wish is learn more of your culture and perhaps strike a strong trading arrangement that may be beneficial for both parties. We also have want of new discovery in this new planet your country has claimed and want to partners in this exciting new era.

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Postby Slakonian » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:50 pm

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From:Slakonian Military High Command
Document:TOP SECRET

We have discovered some indigenous alien creatures,we have named the ''Pacificans'' ,they have not so advance techinology,they have only populated a island in the size of Britain,they are ecologists as we can see,they are rebuilding forests which have been cut-off,they have a nomad like life style but they weapon technology look like ancient greek and their clothes like ancient Persian and their camps look like Mongol style nomads,they are extremely territorial as we saw they have regulaer skrimishes,they do not travel to sea but they are good fishermen and they have a little progress in farming.

A Pacifican that we had captured but we later killed him to do a autopsy on it.
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This a corn like crop that they produce,we have named it kassa
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:54 pm

To: All colonising parties
Ostroeuropa will back whichever side in this conflict agree's to the highest number of colonists from Ostroeuropa being allowed to live on the planet, and whichever side agree's to pay the highest taxation to us on all exports from said planet.
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:07 pm

Message to all states and nations with plans to colonize Pacifica
From: John Redcloud, President USA

I have issued an executive order to temporarily ban the colonization of the planet Pacifica. The reason for this ban is to our scientists and researchers more time to study the planet. Our explorers, on site, have already found life in the seas and the the Slakonians have found intelligent life on one of the islands. I am calling an international conference to discuss Pacifica to ensure there are no misunderstandings. We must determine if the life forms the Slakonians claim to have found are really native to the world.
I am working with the Congress to develop a more coherent American policy on Pacifica.


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High Priority Message
TO: NASA
From: Eugene Yeng

Our remote submersible has discovered intellegent beings in the oceans of Pacifica. They are not yet very advanced however they are capable of building cities and engaging in underwater agriculture. We await further orders on whether to make direct contact. We do not know if said beings can survive out of the water because we observed they breathe with gills but have not seen them out of the water.

We are sending an image from the submersible of one of the beings.

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Yeng
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United States Exploration Crew
Planet Pacifica
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:09 pm

Ostroeuropa wrote:To: All colonising parties
Ostroeuropa will back whichever side in this conflict agree's to the highest number of colonists from Ostroeuropa being allowed to live on the planet, and whichever side agree's to pay the highest taxation to us on all exports from said planet.



Colonization on Pacifica is temporarily banned. You should send a representative to the conference to discuss the matter.
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:13 pm

Debra Messinger, Exobiologist with Nasa reports that both of the creatures found on Pacifica appear to be native to the planet. Finding a planet with intelligent species is extremely rare she noted.
She noted the aquatics seemed to be more numerous than the land based creatures but had no explanation for it except that their might have been a recent bottleneck.
Such bottlenecks result when sentient species are nearly wiped out by virulent plagues, climate changes or other natural disasters or mega events. The human race was almost wiped out by one such event in its distant past.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:14 pm

To: Slakonian
Document: top secret
From: Minister for Space Exploration: Hazzar Ogrim

The peoples of Ostroeuropa are appalled at the recent ban on colonisation of this newly found planet, and wish to aid you in your endeavour to colonise it in exchange for the northern 1/3rd of the planet and a non-aggression pact. We will be sending troops and colonists despite the Americans wishes.


To: United States of America
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From: Minister for Foreign Affairs: Tyrannus Gaul

We refuse to acknowledge the ban on colonisation, Ostroeuropa does as it pleases.
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Postby Kington Langley » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:14 pm

After hearing the discovery of the planet of Pacifica we wish to claim a piece of sovereign territory. We shall however send a small team of researchers and scientists before colonisation begins as it seems that explorers still know very little about the planet and therfore do not wish to put future settlers' lives in danger. A large military force shall be sent to protect the researchers and colonists in the event of attack by sentient species.

As a society of anti-Americans, we do not wish for the United States to interfere with our operations.
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Postby The shee species » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:14 pm

Fallowing the discovery of self-aware life, a ship is sent to show them the values of shee life, teach them our veiwpoints, and get the xenos off their planet if they don't want invaders. With trading if you wanted to know....

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From: Prince Alphanesia
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I wish to offer an anti-american alliance to you all regarding this recent development, together we can lay claim to the whole planet.
I propose we split the planet into quarters.
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:20 pm

Gree, a member of the Craks, the sentient intelligent lifeforms on Pacifica swam toward the strange object and grasped it to get a closer look. It moved like a life form. It had a skin that was impervious to his spear.
He swam away, pulling the American submerible with him for the elders to examine it.
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Postby Kington Langley » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:20 pm

Ostroeuropa wrote:From: Prince Alphanesia
To: The Shee Species, Slakonian, Kington
Document: Top Secret

I wish to offer an anti-american alliance to you all regarding this recent development, together we can lay claim to the whole planet.
I propose we split the planet into quarters.


We accept your offer
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:26 pm

Ostroeuropa has aimed its ICBM's at american territory, and removed all ambassadors from its soil.
It has begun rounding up citizens with american heritage to place into work camps, and has issued an emgargo on american goods. It's army holds a parade in the capital square, which is expected to last several weeks.
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:27 pm

The United States government requests the participation of all governments interested in colonising Pacifica in the upcoming conference.

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The State of California and New York have become the first American states to formally launch colonial vessels to Pacifica, in direct defiance of the President's order. Governor Beck, when asked, said the President's order is invalid because the Congress itself has not banned anyone from colonising Pacifica.

"While concern about intelligent life might be legit, only the Congress can make laws and therefore only Congress can ban colonization. Because Congress has no such thing, as far the people of California are concerned, we are free to send however many colonists we desire."


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Several bills have been introduced into Congress. None of them bans non Americans from landing on Pacifica but one would annex the whole planet and several would permit foreign governments to establish their own colonies.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:29 pm

Ostroeuropa in a sign of good faith points its missles back toward their original target (The house of the leader of the opposistion) and agrees to attend the conference.
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