HOT NEWS: Crazy Nation Terror Matsutaka

[Matsutaka]

Argh, what you want, American?!

[Pitchman Billy Mays]

Argh, what you want, American?!

Wait! There's more. Call within the next 20 minutes! Why do you not give up all your females per the request that was made?

[The Emmerian Unions]

Argh, what you want, American?!

All your women, money, land and natural resources. These are non-negotiable. You refuse, we turn you into a radioactive lake of molten rock.

[Anarcanis]

How about better spelling, reasonable grammar and a RP that makes some sort of coherent sense.

I'm sure none of those are beyond the ability of those here, but then again I have been accused of wishful thinking before.

Pharaoh الفرعون Thoth Hau' Aum Horus, the Eye of Osiris, son of Menk'kare,
SpokesJackal for the Unity

[Matsutaka]

Argh, what you want, American?!

All your women, money, land and natural resources. These are non-negotiable. You refuse, we turn you into a radioactive lake of molten rock.

WTF? This is a attacking!! I must report to Kagetora, he's protect me

[The Emmerian Unions]

Argh, what you want, American?!

All your women, money, land and natural resources. These are non-negotiable. You refuse, we turn you into a radioactive lake of molten rock.

WTF? This is a attacking!! I must report to Kagetora, he's protect me

Nope. It's an ultimatum.

[Matsutaka]

hey, why you wanted our girls and money if you can get all our superweapon.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7292
It's aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll free for you!!

[Anarcanis]

Wanders back in, looks over so called super weapons and understands at once why RREU wants the girls and the money.


Pharaoh الفرعون Thoth Hau' Aum Horus, the Eye of Osiris, son of Menk'kare,

Spokesjackal for The Unity

[The Emmerian Unions]

hey, why you wanted our girls and money if you can get all our superweapon.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7292
It's aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll free for you!!

I have my own super weapons. Flying Aircraft Carriers, Flying Battleships and gigantic Railguns.

[The Emmerian Unions]

Wanders back in, looks over so called super weapons and understands at once why RREU wants the girls and the money.


Pharaoh الفرعون Thoth Hau' Aum Horus, the Eye of Osiris, son of Menk'kare,

Spokesjackal for The Unity

<<OOC: Don't forget the resources.>>

[Anarcanis]

Resources? More trouble than they are worth most like. Laundered money can be, females bathed and reeducated easier than cats, why bother with the more difficult stuff?" The tall figure gives a most gallic shrug. "And if you glass it, going to be even harder to remove. Working in MOP gear is no frikkin fun."

Thoth

[The Emmerian Unions]

Resources? More trouble than they are worth most like. Laundered money can be, females bathed and reeducated easier than cats, why bother with the more difficult stuff?" The tall figure gives a most gallic shrug. "And if you glass it, going to be even harder to remove. Working in MOP gear is no frikkin fun."

Thoth

<<OOC: Meh. If I nuke him, he won't ave a nation nor resources.>>

[Matsutaka]

hey, why you wanted our girls and money if you can get all our superweapon.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7292
It's aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll free for you!!

I have my own super weapons. Flying Aircraft Carriers, Flying Battleships and gigantic Railguns.

It's better than you have
http://i25.tinypic.com/2w4ipnr.jpg
Chi-3 Pete
Nicknamed: Tomy
Manufacturer: Lockdown Aircraft Inc.
Country: Matsutaka
Top speed: Mach 3 (This is new to upgrade)
Armament: 1x 20mm cannon, and 4x Sidewinder missile
Price: free for Emmerian Union

http://i30.tinypic.com/25ho213.jpg
Chi-5 Sate
Nicknamed: Marlboro
Manufacturer: Lockdown Aircraft Inc.
Country: Matsutaka
Top speed: Mach 3
Armament: 2x 30mm MK-108 cannons, and 4x AIM 9 Sidewinder missiles
Price: free for Emmerian Union


http://shortfinals.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gnat.jpg
SBY-2 Boediono
Nickname: President
Manufacturer: Lockdown Aircraft Inc.
Country: Matsutaka
Top speed: Mach 3,5
Armament: 2x 30mm MK-108 Cannons, 2x MK.IV Torpedo, and 4x AIM 9 Sidewinder
Price: free for Emmerian Union


AND HERE, OUR TOP SECRET: X-I Hentai!!

[The Emmerian Unions]

hey, why you wanted our girls and money if you can get all our superweapon.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7292
It's aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll free for you!!

I have my own super weapons. Flying Aircraft Carriers, Flying Battleships and gigantic Railguns.

It's better than you have
http://i25.tinypic.com/2w4ipnr.jpg
Chi-3 Pete
Nicknamed: Tomy
Manufacturer: Lockdown Aircraft Inc.
Country: Matsutaka
Top speed: Mach 3 (This is new to upgrade)
Armament: 1x 20mm cannon, and 4x Sidewinder missile
Price: free for Emmerian Union

http://i30.tinypic.com/25ho213.jpg
Chi-5 Sate
Nicknamed: Marlboro
Manufacturer: Lockdown Aircraft Inc.
Country: Matsutaka
Top speed: Mach 3
Armament: 2x 30mm MK-108 cannons, and 4x AIM 9 Sidewinder missiles
Price: free for Emmerian Union


http://shortfinals.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gnat.jpg
SBY-2 Boediono
Nickname: President
Manufacturer: Lockdown Aircraft Inc.
Country: Matsutaka
Top speed: Mach 3,5
Armament: 2x 30mm MK-108 Cannons, 2x MK.IV Torpedo, and 4x AIM 9 Sidewinder
Price: free for Emmerian Union

NO! That scrap is WORSE! And I told you what I wanted. Your women, money, land and resources. These are NON-NEGOTIABLE! Accept, or face the consequences.

[Matsutaka]

Shit, It's over!!! Oke, take everything you want. I must do harakiri, and Matsutaka Empire is end. And remember, American. Just because Emperor Sunohara is dead, does'nt mean Japan is bad. Remember for the revenge from me!!!!Banzai!!! FUCk you Western Nation, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


To all nation in the world, Matsutaka Empire is fallen

[The Emmerian Unions]

Shit, It's over!!! Oke, take everything you want. I must do harakiri, and Matsutaka Empire is end. And remember, American. Just because Emperor Sunohara is dead, does'nt mean Japan is bad. Remember for the revenge from me!!!!Banzai!!! FUCk you Western Nation, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


To all nation in the world, Matsutaka Empire is fallen

This just in...

Due to Specialist Jack Bauer Freeman's awesomeness, the Empire of Matsutaka has become a colony of the Royal Republic of the Emmerian Unions.

[TurboKill]

Official Message from the Empire of Turbokill
To: Empire of Matsutaka
Subject: Assistance
Encryption: Secure

The Empire of Turbokill offers to send you aid in the form of resources, weapons, resources and money. In the mean time, we will continue monitoring the situation and if needed increase military assistance.

Signed:
Luo Johnson-Minister of Foreign Affairs
William Armstead-Director of Military Affairs

[The Emmerian Unions]

Official Message from the Empire of Turbokill
To: Empire of Matsutaka
Subject: Assistance
Encryption: Secure

The Empire of Turbokill offers to send you aid in the form of resources, weapons, resources and money. In the mean time, we will continue monitoring the situation and if needed increase military assistance.

Signed:
Luo Johnson-Minister of Foreign Affairs
William Armstead-Director of Military Affairs

<<OOC: It's over. He submitted.>>

[Anarcanis]

And RREU, doesn't that make you such a big and bad nation. Bullying a little n00b like that. Such terribly dificult work it must be for one such as you.

Though I'd more consider it an Epic Fail of honour on your part.

Pharaoh الفرعون Thoth Hau' Aum Horus, the Eye of Osiris, son of Menk'kare

Spokesjackal for The Unity

[The Emmerian Unions]

And RREU, doesn't that make you such a big and bad nation. Bullying a little n00b like that. Such terribly dificult work it must be for one such as you.

Though I'd more consider it an Epic Fail of honour on your part.

Pharaoh الفرعون Thoth Hau' Aum Horus, the Eye of Osiris, son of Menk'kare

Spokesjackal for The Unity

<<OOC: I don't care.>>

[Christophum]

Imperium Christophum
Office of His Imperial Majesty Emperor James Winters
Official Diplomatic Message

...what the hell was that?

Sincerely,

Emperor Winters

[The Great Lord Tiger]

[OOC] That, my friends, was a mercy kill. [/OOC]

[The Emmerian Unions]

Imperium Christophum
Office of His Imperial Majesty Emperor James Winters
Official Diplomatic Message

...what the hell was that?

Sincerely,

Emperor Winters

<<OOC: He godmodded, I just godmodded better.

[The Grand World Order]

Where Jack Bauer Freeman Is

Suddenly a bright shiny thing (like those Combine's ones) opened in the sky and a guy came out.

"MATSUTAKANS.... LEAVE. MY. CLONE. ALONE!" shouted Specialist John Freeman.

[The Great Lord Tiger]

When Jack Bauer Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his genetic father John Freeman fightin the final bosss and John said "Jack Bauer Freeman! Over here!" so Jack Bauer Freeman went there to where John Freeman was fighting. Jack Bauer Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

John Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. Jack Bauer Freeman said "thanks i could help, john" and John Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because Jack Bauer Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT JOHN!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. John Freeman looked up and said "NOO! Jack Bauer Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and Jack Bauer Freeman walked real fast out.

Jack Bauer Freeman loked back and saw John get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back evil boss!" Jack Bauer Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.