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Postby Matsutaka » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:10 pm

HOT NEWS: Crazy Nation Terror Matsutaka

Today, Emperor Sunohara received a telegram from The Royal Republic of The Emmerian Unions. They said a all bases in Matsutaka is taked by him. Emperor Sunohara is shocked and he's call the him four wifes and all minister.

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Once of Sunohara's wife, Nayuki, running out from Castle and cry. The Emperor Guardian try to cath her

"Haaaahh!! I'm shocked!! I'm shocked!! This is a libel action both at once is not fun from the American, Goddammit!!

- Emperor Sunohara

Now, Emperor Sunohara make a announcement about that, like this:
To: All Nation in the World
From: Empire of Matsutaka


I am Emperor Sunohara, i need your help. Once time ago i'm terrorized by American, The Royal Republic of The Emmerian Unions. Now, i really need your help, nation. If you attracted to capture him and bring him to Matsutaka Imperial Court for trial by Emperor Sunohara. This is very confused and very annoying for us.

Signed,
Emperor Sunohara

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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:16 pm

<<OOC: lolfail! You didn't get the reference to the English version of Zero Wing. And for all you know, I could be German.>>
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Postby Hamilay » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:21 pm

This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:25 pm

Hamilay wrote:This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>
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Postby Techno-Soviet » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:28 pm

The Emmerian Unions wrote:
Hamilay wrote:This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>


((OOC: "Somebody set us up the bomb!"))
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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:31 pm

Techno-Soviet wrote:
The Emmerian Unions wrote:
Hamilay wrote:This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>


((OOC: "Someone set us up the bomb!"))


<<OOC: Fixed.>>
The Cake is a lie!
<<Peace through Fear and Superior Firepower>>

STOP AMERICAN IMPERIALISM? America is ANTI-IMPERIAL!
Ifreann wrote:"And in world news, the United States has recently elected Bill Gates as God Emperor For All Time. Foreign commentators believe that Gates' personal fortune may have played a role in his victory, but criticism from the United States of Gates(as it is now known) has been sparse and brief."
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Postby Reijvajik » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:33 pm

[What the hell is in his mouth? o.o]
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Postby The Great Lord Tiger » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:33 pm

The Emmerian Unions wrote:
Techno-Soviet wrote:
The Emmerian Unions wrote:<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>


((OOC: "Someone set up us the bomb!"))


<<OOC: Fixed.>>


[OOC] Fixed.

EDIT: What is this... "American" you speak of?[/OOC]
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Postby Krypton-Zod » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:40 pm

Matsutaka wrote:HOT NEWS: Crazy Nation Terror Matsutaka

Today, Emperor Sunohara received a telegram from The Royal Republic of The Emmerian Unions. They said a all bases in Matsutaka is taked by him. Emperor Sunohara is shocked and he's call the him four wifes and all minister.


Why do you say these things when you should have known what the telegram really meant?

If I were you, I'd pay generous tribute to the Royal Republic of Emmerian Unions :lol:
I am general Zod, your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order.
Your lands, your possessions, your very lives will gladly be given in tribute to me, general Zod.
In return for your obedience, you will enjoy my generous protection.
In other words, you will be allowed to live.
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Postby Techno-Soviet » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:50 pm

Reijvajik wrote:[What the hell is in his mouth? o.o]


((OOC: You don't want to know, but it looks like baby octopii O_O))
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Postby Matsutaka » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:58 pm

The Emmerian Unions wrote:<<OOC: lolfail! You didn't get the reference to the English version of Zero Wing. And for all you know, I could be German.>>

*looking that Kraut* there is, a crazy nation that terro me. Cath him, very-greatefull-races-in-the-world-is-Japanese

and for all nation, im serious. Im not kidding, Americans!!

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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:06 pm

Matsutaka wrote:
The Emmerian Unions wrote:<<OOC: lolfail! You didn't get the reference to the English version of Zero Wing. And for all you know, I could be German.>>

*looking that Kraut* there is, a crazy nation that terro me. Cath him, very-greatefull-races-in-the-world-is-Japanese

and for all nation, im serious. Im not kidding, Americans!!


Bring it. I will crush your feeble nation with my own Specialist Jack Bauer Freeman, who is a perfect clone of the Grand World Orderian Specialist John Freeman. He will single-handedly fuck your nation up!

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Jack Bauer Freeman looking at something he likes

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Jack Bauer Freeman fucking a nation up single-handedly
Last edited by The Emmerian Unions on Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby The Great Lord Tiger » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:08 pm

Your people should fear for their safety, Matsutaka.

Jack Bauer Freeman uses wepon.

If you do not agree to our demans-

TOO LATE!
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Postby Techno-Soviet » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:10 pm

The Emmerian Unions wrote:-snip-


This article describes John Freeman perfectly:

This one
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Postby Matsutaka » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:13 pm

The Great Lord Tiger wrote:Your people should fear for their safety, Matsutaka.

Jack Bauer Freeman uses wepon.

If you do not agree to our demans-

TOO LATE!

what your mean?
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Postby The Great Lord Tiger » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:17 pm

Matsutaka wrote:
The Great Lord Tiger wrote:Your people should fear for their safety, Matsutaka.

Jack Bauer Freeman uses wepon.

If you do not agree to our demans-

TOO LATE!

what your mean?


This should explain it:


the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Sunohora was already blowed to smitheroons.

"This is Jack Bauer Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Emmerian Unions wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Jack Bauer"
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Postby Matsutaka » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:23 pm

how to i must agree your demand?
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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:25 pm

Matsutaka wrote:how to i must agree your demand


Give me all your women and all your money.
The Cake is a lie!
<<Peace through Fear and Superior Firepower>>

STOP AMERICAN IMPERIALISM? America is ANTI-IMPERIAL!
Ifreann wrote:"And in world news, the United States has recently elected Bill Gates as God Emperor For All Time. Foreign commentators believe that Gates' personal fortune may have played a role in his victory, but criticism from the United States of Gates(as it is now known) has been sparse and brief."
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Postby The Great Lord Tiger » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:25 pm

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Jack Bauer Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. Jack Bauer Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".




With this, I leave it to Emmerian Unions.
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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:30 pm

The Great Lord Tiger wrote:The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Jack Bauer Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. Jack Bauer Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".




With this, I leave it to Emmerian Unions.


<<OOC: I can't see due to laughing so hard. I will work on it later.>>
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Postby Matsutaka » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:33 pm

The Emmerian Unions wrote:
Matsutaka wrote:how to i must agree your demand


Give me all your women and all your money.

Holy God of Sun, what my wrong? truly barbaric you told me to send to you this holy woman

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Postby Matsutaka » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:35 pm

oy, if you have Jack Freeman, i have Rena Ryuugu

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This bitch can bring your body to hell

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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:49 pm

Specialist Jack Bauer Freeman picks up Wepon and shoots Rena Ryuugu in the eyes, blinding the bitch. He then fed her to is hungry pet bear. Jack Bauer Freeman then went up to the Emporer and kicked him so hard in the nuts that the Emporer's nuts blew up in a million peices.

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STOP AMERICAN IMPERIALISM? America is ANTI-IMPERIAL!
Ifreann wrote:"And in world news, the United States has recently elected Bill Gates as God Emperor For All Time. Foreign commentators believe that Gates' personal fortune may have played a role in his victory, but criticism from the United States of Gates(as it is now known) has been sparse and brief."
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Postby Matsutaka » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:56 pm

but Rena Ryuugu blind just temporary. She's wake up and with fast, hug Jack right in the Rena breast. Just in several time, Jack was fainting. The Emperor was saved
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Postby The Emmerian Unions » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:04 am

Matsutaka wrote:but Rena Ryuugu blind just temporary. She's wake up and with fast, hug Jack right in the Rena breast. Just in several time, Jack was fainting. The Emperor was saved


Nope. She was eaten by Jack Bauer Freeman's bear! She is dead and your Emporer has no more balls.
The Cake is a lie!
<<Peace through Fear and Superior Firepower>>

STOP AMERICAN IMPERIALISM? America is ANTI-IMPERIAL!
Ifreann wrote:"And in world news, the United States has recently elected Bill Gates as God Emperor For All Time. Foreign commentators believe that Gates' personal fortune may have played a role in his victory, but criticism from the United States of Gates(as it is now known) has been sparse and brief."
For good Russian Rock Radio, go here.
Please note, I rarely go into NSG. If I post there, please do not expect a response from me.
ALL HAIL THE GODDESS REPLOID PRODUCTIONS!

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