Pact of the Bros (MT Alliance)

[Onyenu]

Name: Dazz Htaed
Nickname: "Notorious"
Age: 21
Gender: Bro
Number of times you brofisted: 987,365,210 + I got an app for it.
Number of unplanned pregnancies you caused/went through: 0 (As far as I know)
Did you ever: (Yes/no)
Get so drunk/stoned you couldn't remember anything that happened yesterday? Yes
Help a friend in a brawl, even when the odds were against you? Yes
Date with more than one person at the same time? Im pretty sure, if those "special" nights count.
Play football, soccer or any other Brosport regularly? Yes
Argue intensely with a teacher in defense of a Bro? Hell yea

[United Districts of 1]

Name:Jon Lembin
Nickname:J jew fro
Age:34
Gender:Male
Number of times you brofisted:10 to the 5th power times pi
Number of unplanned pregnancies you caused/went through:21
Did you ever:Oh ya (Yes/No)
Get so drunk/stoned you couldn't remember anything that happened yesterday?:Yes
Help a friend in a brawl, even when the odds were against you?:Yes
Date with more than one person at the same time?:Pssh I ain't no jiggleoh
Play football, soccer or any other Brosport regularly?:Football seconds ago
Argue intensely with a teacher in defense of a Bro?:I argue with the teachers on everything

[Minnysota]

Name: Minn
Nickname: Broseph
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Number of times you brofisted: 1000000000000000000000000
Number of unplanned pregnancies you caused/went through: I lost count a few years ago*
Did you ever: (Yes/No)
Get so drunk/stoned you couldn't remember anything that happened yesterday? Yes*
Help a friend in a brawl, even when the odds were against you? Yes (and we won)
Date with more than one person at the same time? Yes*
Play football, soccer or any other Brosport regularly? Hell yes!
Argue intensely with a teacher in defense of a Bro? Those who don't should die



*didn't actually do them

[Gratislavia]

Name:Gratislavia
Nickname:Grat hence ^
Age:14
Gender:male
Number of times you brofisted:Many times
Number of unplanned pregnancies you caused/went through:none not legal yet bro just wait
Did you ever: (Yes/No)
Get so drunk/stoned you couldn't remember anything that happened yesterday?No just wait
Help a friend in a brawl, even when the odds were against you?Yes (2 against 5)
Date with more than one person at the same time? Oh yes
Play football, soccer or any other Brosport regularly? Im on our football team starting receiver
Argue intensely with a teacher in defense of a Bro? seven detentions later a yes appears

[Anemos Major]

Bros:

It's the Colonel here. I recently got an email (shit happens if you stick a wire into your comp) from a guy in a place called Nigeria, some kinda prince. Told me that his old man was dead, and that if I gave him my life savings, he'd give me the same sixteen times over for my help (something about taxes).

Turns out it was true. The profits are, of course, for the bros.

So here's sixteen dollars.

[Oudland]

Name: Oudland
Nickname: Badman or Oudy
Age: 16
Gender: I have a penis.
Number of times you brofisted: Dude, if you could, you know, get a Brofistaly Transmitted Disease or some constipation, i'd have an overabundance, for lack of a proper obnoxious bromment.
Number of unplanned pregnancies you caused/went through: None. i aint silly, I wrap my willy, dig?
Did you ever: (Yes/No)
Get so drunk/stoned you couldn't remember anything that happened yesterday? Yes
Help a friend in a brawl, even when the odds were against you? Yes
Date with more than one person at the same time? No
Play football, soccer or any other Brosport regularly? No
Argue intensely with a teacher in defense of a Bro? Yes.