Pact of the Bros
“I learned something very important about myself…I’m awesome”
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Pact of the Bros Air Force
Bros of the world, UNITE!!!
In a society of bros among bros, one bro help the other and if someone who is not a bro picks up a fight with a bro, he picks up a fight with all bros. However, bros should not be restricted by land boundaries, thus an universal brohood is the way.
Bro, I'll be quick because I know reading long walls of text is not for Bros
For many years the bros rule the Confederacy. In the Confederacy everybody is a bro thus everybody rules! And everybody who isn't a bro is a sis and also rules! Those who aren't bros can't come here, and we bros watch each other. Thus the pact is given, the Pact of Bros, through which those who have the qualities to become Bros can join in, and like all bros, they will be protected by the bros. The Pact is destined only to real people, not to things that exist only on too long papers to read like nations, so it is more like that cool movie about the secret service protecting the man than about sending armies to help out bros far away. The Pact of Bros only protect individuals, not nations..
A bro must be a bro. If you are a bro you know what it takes to get in.
Are you a Bro or Sis enough to join this Pact? Answer this quiz at brozilla.org and learn!
Number of times you brofisted:
Number of unplanned pregnancies you caused/went through:
Did you ever: (Yes/No)
Get so drunk/stoned you couldn't remember anything that happened yesterday?
Help a friend in a brawl, even when the odds were against you?
Date with more than one person at the same time?
Play football, soccer or any other Brosport regularly?
Argue intensely with a teacher in defense of a Bro?
PS: Bros know legalese is for wussies and bros don't need long lists of rules about this Pact to understand the duties and rights of a Bro.
List of Bros
- Everybody living in Third Spanish States
- Everybody living in the Nations listed in the signature.
- Mtumbe Ngoube (Satirius)
- Colonel Anemos (Anemos Major)
- Everybody living in Umbagar
- deathshot (Nitom)
- Marcel Delattre (Yanitaria)
- Marie Eloise Laramée (Yanitaria)
- James Kelly (Malkyer)
- Could be you bro
List of Awards given to Bros
- Colonel Anemos: 1 Medal of Bronor (donation of 60 barrels of Vodka)
- All bros in all nations listed in the signature: 1 Medal of Bronor and 1 Purple Brofist each