Nuke the Soviets!

[Blue Lantia]

In response to his threat to Epicnopolis, the nations of Blue Lantia, and Blue Lantio have issued a threat to Techno-Soviet.
If you in any way make an attack or assault on Epicnopolis or our nations we will take it as a declaration of war. We will in turn, blow you too Kingdom come.

[Volzgrad]

In response to his threat to Epicnopolis, the nations of Blue Lantia, and Blue Lantio have issued a threat to Techno-Soviet.
If you in any make an attack or assault on Epicnopolis or our nations we will take it as a declaration of war. We will in turn, blow you too Kingdom come.

OOC: First and foremost, read the Guide to International Incidents so that you get a basic idea on how to Rp. Second, creating a whole new thread for a two sentence declaration is not appropriate and will most likely be regarded as spamming. If you do not have anything meaningful to contribute other then "We'z n00k yooz!", then don't post to begin with.

OOC: Jeez, you're an '05 nation and you're still posting this low quality? I know time doesn't equal experience, but still you should have at least a basic idea. Wait, lemme guess, you're a region attacker/defender type of nation?

[Blue Lantio]

OOC: We never RPed, we just activated back our nation's. And this is our first time RPing.

[Volzgrad]

OOC: Ah, that makes sense then. Sorry if I sounded a bit cruel in my last post, I didn't really intend for that. I was just a little surprised since most nations founded in that time period are the hardcore vets. Regardless though, I recommend both of you and anyone else involved read the Guide to International Incidents. It's must have reading as far as NS is concerned.

[Techno-Soviet]

To: Whoever so dares declare war on the mighty Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: FWD: RE: Resistance is useless

My offer still stands. You may join our glorious Hegemony or else we'll be forced to invade.

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony

[Blue Lantia]

OOC: Ah, that makes sense then. Sorry if I sounded a bit cruel in my last post, I didn't really intend for that. I was just a little surprised since most nations founded in that time period are the hardcore vets. Regardless though, I recommend both of you and anyone else involved read the Guide to International Incidents. It's must have reading as far as NS is concerned.

OOC:It's fine dude. We wished we had RPed back than lol.

[Blue Lantia]

To: Whoever so dares declare war on the mighty Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: FWD: RE: Resistance is useless

My offer still stands. You may join our glorious Hegemony or else we'll be forced to invade.

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony

OOC:Ah, I'll get my brother. It seems we will be forced to nuke you.

[Weylara]

From the desk of Emperor Ptaros Kel'lara, and from the chambers of the High Council

Greetings. As a friend and neighbor of Epicnopolis, I too stand against this threat. Although, the Council asks that proof of these threats be provided. What exactly has Techno-Soviet's leader, or ambassador, said?

[The Emmerian Unions]

OOC:Ah, I'll get my brother. It seems we will be forced to nuke you.

<<OOC: N00ks are for teh n00bs.>>

[Weylara]

To: Whoever so dares declare war on the mighty Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: FWD: RE: Resistance is useless

My offer still stands. You may join our glorious Hegemony or else we'll be forced to invade.

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony

Fool, an alliance with these fine nations would be far preferable to having them under your sway as slaves, for their friendship and loyalty, if you could work your way around the matter of threatening Epicnopolis, would be useful things to have in any future conflicts you might have. Turn away from this course.

[Volzgrad]

OOC:Ah, I'll get my brother. It seems we will be forced to nuke you.

<<OOC: N00ks are for teh n00bs.>>

OOC: He speaks the truth. Nukes are a big no-no weapon unless all sides have agreed that their usage is okay before hand. In general terms though, using nukes in rp warfare is frowned upon because it detracts from the story and thought and instead replaces it with explosions. A lot like Michael Bay films, but that's just a random note. The only thing you should be using nukes for is a plot device, for example, say a terrorist group steals one and your special forces have to reclaim it before they can set it off or something similar to that. Very rarely should nukes actually be detonated.

[Blue Lantio]

To: Whoever so dares declare war on the mighty Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: FWD: RE: Resistance is useless

My offer still stands. You may join our glorious Hegemony or else we'll be forced to invade.

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony

Fool, an alliance with these fine nations would be far preferable to having them under your sway as slaves, for their friendship and loyalty, if you could work your way around the matter of threatening Epicnopolis, would be useful things to have in any future conflicts you might have. Turn away from this course.

We applaud the Nation of Weylara, and although epic is asleep, he would tank you too. (And he does, because he is actually on the phone with us.)

[Blue Lantio]

OOC:Ah, I'll get my brother. It seems we will be forced to nuke you.

<<OOC: N00ks are for teh n00bs.>>

OOC: He speaks the truth. Nukes are a big no-no weapon unless all sides have agreed that their usage is okay before hand. In general terms though, using nukes in rp warfare is frowned upon because it detracts from the story and thought and instead replaces it with explosions. A lot like Michael Bay films, but that's just a random note. The only thing you should be using nukes for is a plot device, for example, say a terrorist group steals one and your special forces have to reclaim it before they can set it off or something similar to that. Very rarely should nukes actually be detonated.

OOC:Oh ok.

[Cantr VI]

OOC: Ah, that makes sense then. Sorry if I sounded a bit cruel in my last post, I didn't really intend for that. I was just a little surprised since most nations founded in that time period are the hardcore vets. Regardless though, I recommend both of you and anyone else involved read the Guide to International Incidents. It's must have reading as far as NS is concerned.

OOC:It's fine dude. We wished we had RPed back than lol.

OOC: We wished we had rp'd, but we didn't, did we, precious? No, because the Jolters, they wanted the Ring! That's right, precious...And it's ours...My own...My preciouuuus...Gollum, gollum!

[Palmerozi]

I have army doctors aiding civilians on the resistance border.
Any military actions with immediatte threat to my men will cause our national military to mobilize in defense of any Palmerozians or resistance fighters in Epicopolis

[Blue Lantio]

OOC: Ah, that makes sense then. Sorry if I sounded a bit cruel in my last post, I didn't really intend for that. I was just a little surprised since most nations founded in that time period are the hardcore vets. Regardless though, I recommend both of you and anyone else involved read the Guide to International Incidents. It's must have reading as far as NS is concerned.

OOC:It's fine dude. We wished we had RPed back than lol.

OOC: We wished we had rp'd, but we didn't, did we, precious? No, because the Jolters, they wanted the Ring! That's right, precious...And it's ours...My own...My preciouuuus...Gollum, gollum!

[Weylara]

OOC: Ah, that makes sense then. Sorry if I sounded a bit cruel in my last post, I didn't really intend for that. I was just a little surprised since most nations founded in that time period are the hardcore vets. Regardless though, I recommend both of you and anyone else involved read the Guide to International Incidents. It's must have reading as far as NS is concerned.

OOC:It's fine dude. We wished we had RPed back than lol.

OOC: We wished we had rp'd, but we didn't, did we, precious? No, because the Jolters, they wanted the Ring! That's right, precious...And it's ours...My own...My preciouuuus...Gollum, gollum!

Do us a favour? We're trying to stop a nuclear crisis here.

[Blue Lantio]

Consider it stopped.

[Weylara]

Consider it stopped.

I will, thanks. Let us hope Techno-Soviet does the same, or else they might counter-nuke you in a fit of rage.

[Palmerozi]

The Principalty would like to extend governmet relations to the nations of Blue Latnia and Latnio, as we both have friendly relations to the resistance of Epicnopolis

[Techno-Soviet]

What the mighty nations of Earth had no idea of was that they were merely being threatened by a 315 lbs., 32-year old man who subsists on nothing more than Ramen noodles, Hot Pockets, Krispy Kremes and tubs of ice cream while living in his mother's basement. It seemed as if the entire populace of their nations were either very insane or very...something else. Nevertheless, the perfect plan was quickly falling into place, it was completely bulletproof. George would soon have his mighty colony set up for the Technocracy, and one more planet would be added to their fold of already 200 star systems.

George McGeorgeinstein, #1 Trekkie within the glorious Technocracy, would show these backwater, primitive nations whose boss. His army of cardboard-armored warriors with styrofoam knives and laser pointer pistols would soon embark on an epic crusade for glory and riches.
--
To: Nations who dare threaten the glorious Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: Bring it!

My mighty warriors are not afraid of pathetic attempts to sway our glorious crusade! Attached are photos of me and my right-hand commander, Sub-Emperor King Weapons-smith Shipmate First Class Second Petty Officer Micheal Harrison!

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony

Attached:

[Weylara]

What the mighty nations of Earth had no idea of was that they were merely being threatened by a 315 lbs., 32-year old man who subsists on nothing more than Ramen noodles, Hot Pockets, Krispy Kremes and tubs of ice cream while living in his mother's basement. It seemed as if the entire populace of their nations were either very insane or very...something else. Nevertheless, the perfect plan was quickly falling into place, it was completely bulletproof. George would soon have his mighty colony set up for the Technocracy, and one more planet would be added to their fold of already 200 star systems.

George McGeorgeinstein, #1 Trekkie within the glorious Technocracy, would show these backwater, primitive nations whose boss. His army of cardboard-armored warriors with styrofoam knives and laser pointer pistols would soon embark on an epic crusade for glory and riches.
--
To: Nations who dare threaten the glorious Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: Bring it!

My mighty warriors are not afraid of pathetic attempts to sway our glorious crusade! Attached are photos of me and my right-hand commander, Sub-Emperor King Weapons-smith Shipmate First Class Second Petty Officer Micheal Harrison!

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony

Attached:

OOC: You've got to be kidding me. Nukes, anyone?

[Volzgrad]

What the mighty nations of Earth had no idea of was that they were merely being threatened by a 315 lbs., 32-year old man who subsists on nothing more than Ramen noodles, Hot Pockets, Krispy Kremes and tubs of ice cream while living in his mother's basement. It seemed as if the entire populace of their nations were either very insane or very...something else. Nevertheless, the perfect plan was quickly falling into place, it was completely bulletproof. George would soon have his mighty colony set up for the Technocracy, and one more planet would be added to their fold of already 200 star systems.

George McGeorgeinstein, #1 Trekkie within the glorious Technocracy, would show these backwater, primitive nations whose boss. His army of cardboard-armored warriors with styrofoam knives and laser pointer pistols would soon embark on an epic crusade for glory and riches.
--
To: Nations who dare threaten the glorious Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: Bring it!

My mighty warriors are not afraid of pathetic attempts to sway our glorious crusade! Attached are photos of me and my right-hand commander, Sub-Emperor King Weapons-smith Shipmate First Class Second Petty Officer Micheal Harrison!

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony

Attached:

OOC: Onward Ultrasmurfs...err...Ultramarines! To glory!

God, that picture makes me embarrassed to play Warhammer 40k.

[Blue Lantio]

OOC:Um...ok?

[Techno-Soviet]

OOC: Onward Ultrasmurfs...err...Ultramarines! To glory!

God, that picture makes me embarrassed to play Warhammer 40k.

((OOC: Quite. I never got into the tabletop that much, I only got the basic Marine kit, one with the codex, a tank and some dudes. Don't want to sell my soul yet. ))

To: Nations who dare threaten the glorious Technocracy
From: The Technocratic Hegemony (gmcgstein78@technomail.com)
Subject: Bring it!

I believe I have won. Surrender your lands and people to the glorious Technocracy or face utter annihilation at the hands of me and my mighty legion of warriors. I have many more pictures of equal ferocity and fearsome show off-ness.

Signed,
George G. McGeorgeinstein
#1 Trekkie in the Hegemony