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The Archipelago War (ATTN, Invite only)

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Jumanji Jews
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The Archipelago War (ATTN, Invite only)

Postby Jumanji Jews » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:57 am

On August 29, Patined declares war on the Jumanji Jews. This will not stand in for by the Jumanji Jews. So the RP begins:
"Sir, Sir! Patined has declared war! What shall we do Great Rabbi?" General Kickbutt said.
"Whatever shall we do, you ask? We fight!!! Not only that we terrorize. Send the flamethrower planes. Q-1 model! I want to see the fear in their eyes!!!!!" the Great Rabbi Goodguy replied.
"As our Lord wishes." General Kickbutt said, sendin the planes, "They should be there in 2-3 hours.

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Postby Patined » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:16 pm

"Sir ,enemy planes are coming" put up the Defences and prepare the anti everything turret!,send a counter strike of 500 kamacazie pilots with mega ton nucular bombs on each one. Then sent a 200 bombers to flank his main fleet with 500 rapter fighters.Surrond there nation with our 20000 navel fleet, then send our groungd force with 1000 tanks,100000 soliders, with heavy armor and autamatic misslel launchers with heat seeking missle trakers on every man and machine."Sir, our small force will be there in 10min with our teleporation device". :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: Let the lord and jesus christ be told our great holy empire is being attack by Jumanji jews "Sir God is on the phone". Ok Hello God ."why hello i'll sent you 100000000 angel warriors to help in the attack""Thank you my lord."
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Postby Patined » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:24 pm

"Sir our attack has been success ful" Good enslave there people and burn the rabbi and there temples and build holy buildings in there place.take over the exports we own them now.

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Jumanji Jews
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Postby Jumanji Jews » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:27 pm

"Nuke em from our territory Island" Goodguy said.
"As my Lord wishes." "We will send our full supply of 200."A
And it was so. The nukes were already 3/4 of the way there

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Postby Patined » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:47 pm

Sir small nuclear warheads are coming .Reroute them to his island and destroy him with the angels God gave us along with a air strike team sent some groung force there and destroy them.

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Jumanji Jews
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Postby Jumanji Jews » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:56 pm

*dead*

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Postby Chazicaria » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:04 pm

OOC: Worst and shortest RP ever. If this was a joke, good for you. If you were seriously RPing, go read the stickies 7 times each.

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Postby Patined » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:10 am

Chazicaria wrote:OOC: Worst and shortest RP ever. If this was a joke, good for you. If you were seriously RPing, go read the stickies 7 times each.

THis games battles seem to easy. :meh: :meh: :meh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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