To my Communist Brethren

[Wutaco]

Wutaco needs friends and allys in this world. Anyone care to band with meh?

[Clamparapa]

Wutaco needs friends and allys in this world. Anyone care to band with meh?

Sorry, weh are capitalist.

[United Gordonopia]

ooc: hopefully you'll find some fast, before Grand World Order (he HATES communists) finds this and decides invade you for 4 minutes of fun.

[Ethyrica]

To:Government of Wutaco
From: Politburo of Ethyrica
Subject: Diplomatic Relations

To the Rouge Nation of Wutaco,

The People's Republic of Ethyrica has noted your request for allies. Due to our similar political idealogies, we are willing to establish diplomatic relations with your nation. Since your nation is young, we are willing to incur all costs for construction of the embassy and will provide living accomidations for your ambassadors until you can support them yourself.

We look forward to your reply.

-The Politburo of Ethyrica

[The Grand World Order]

((OOC: HAI GAIZ))

Official Response of the Fascist Federation of the Grand World Order

No, no one will band with you. And let it be known that the Order is watching very closely for the slightest slipup, because when that comes (And believe us, it will,) your nation will be purified in the most lethal method possible.

Cease the Communism now or die later. All Communists will burn in Hell.

Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Führer! Fascism forever!

[United Gordonopia]

((OOC: HAI GAIZ))

Official Response of the Fascist Federation of the Grand World Order

No, no one will band with you. And let it be known that the Order is watching very closely for the slightest slipup, because when that comes (And believe us, it will,) your nation will be purified in the most lethal method possible.

Cease the Communism now or die later. All Communists will burn in Hell.

Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Führer! Fascism forever!

ooc: told ya

[Kim Jong-ilia]

I would like to help Wutaco, but now that GWO is here well, nice knowing ya.

[The Northern Baltic]

Official Response by The United Socialist States of The Northern Baltic

As a Democratic Socialist nation, we are interested in allying with your nation, however before we do so, we must inquire as to if your nation is Democratic like ours, or simply a Fascist knockoff?


Boris Vladimir Pushinish, Chairperson of the Central Planning Committee

[Fatatatutti]

Wutaco needs friends and allys in this world. Anyone care to band with meh?

Just keep your head down and stay out of trouble. The bully boys can't realistically do much to you UNLESS you get into silly wars. Start shooting and they'll gang up on you pretty fast.

[Rhand]

Communique
From: The NeoBol of Rhand
To: Wutaco

We send comradely greetings to our brethren. We will be more than happy to develop defensive relations with your fine people and additonally invite you to join the ComIntern.

Signed:

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