Colony War

[Clamparapa]

Wait, wait WAIT THE F*CK UP.

First of all, you need to post your ORBAT, or at least give me a vague idea of what are you deploying.

23 000 000 infantry units spread out around the Aistopodian (beach) head

How did you transport 23 million soldiers without being noticed by my Navy or Air Force?

Emperor Python 250,000 Brewdomian Troops are en route, and 200 B-52's are beginning bombing sequence

They are over their targets already? How did the bomber get past my air defence radars and SAMs?

In MY country

OOC: How do you even HAVE 23 million??????? Your economy would be in SHAMBLES

[Brewdomia]

Since he has ignored, ill ignore

[Spartan Philidelphia]

OOC: This is the worst roleplaying I have ever seen, and I've seen horrifyingly bad roleplays.

I suggest almost everyone here read the guides.

[Emperor Python]

40 B-52's are shot down en route. "Sir, we've lost several B-52's" said Admiral Thomsen
"Fuck!" "Send the 500 F-16's to engage" said President Floyd.
"Yes sir!"

That's it, I'm ignoring anything that happens in this RP, and Yubakistan is still mine.

Oh no, you leave, you lose Yubakistan by default

[Clamparapa]

1,200,000 Million Troops are en route

OOC:

[Emperor Python]

fine, lets start this over then

[Yubakistan]

100 MIG-25 Fighters fly high above the enemy and swoop down on their flank and open fire. Possibly damagin many F-16 Planes.

Admiral Dodanna looks at the screen inside an AWACS plane monitor. The MIGS arent holding up well we need to regroup back at the homeland and stage a final defense.

[Brewdomia]

Next time i rp, i wont rush

[Birkaine]

Oh no, you leave, you lose Yubakistan by default

Of course not. You suck at RPing, the war didn't even happen. Yubakistan is mine.

[Bullucks]

Bullucks has already claimed and conquered this country with 10,000 tanks and 100,000 troops plus some nukes. All of you go away.

[Sanctus-Terra]

40 B-52's are shot down en route. "Sir, we've lost several B-52's" said Admiral Thomsen
"Fuck!" "Send the 500 F-16's to engage" said President Floyd.
"Yes sir!"

That's it, I'm ignoring anything that happens in this RP, and Yubakistan is still mine.

Oh no, you leave, you lose Yubakistan by default

He can't really help it with all the bad going around, the thread didn't give much to us besides "Mortal Kombat! Fight!" I still say we need sides + allies and troop numbers posted.

[Brewdomia]

Somebody start a new one

[Democratic Federation]

1,200,000 Million Troops are en route

:facedesk:

@OP: READ THE STICKIES! please D:<

[Emperor Python]

someone create the new thread then please, this was my first created thread, im 13 darnit

[Birkaine]

Yes, but do it right.

[Yubakistan]

This sucks really bad Im still a part of my former owner

[Brewdomia]

this is dumb, but ill create a new one

[Emperor Python]

Is anyone making the new one?

[Yubakistan]

I guess I will

[Sanctus-Terra]

I'll create a new thread, although not much improvement. Before I do so, I need to know which side the people here will be fighting on, or if they will be fighting for themselves to get the colony all for them.

I'm with Birk.

[Falkasia]

And all of a sudden, high in the coaxial orbit above Yubakistan, a Falkasian Godsend Kinetic Strike Satellite moved into position and began preparing to barrage the land below. Caluclations were run, and firing coordiantes were input, all of which being transfered simultaneously to the satellite targetting computers at once. If sound were only to exist in space, a clicking noise could be heard as a single Godsend munition was unharnessed and ejected towards Earth. The rear retro-rockets fired, proppelling it well into the atmosphere before the outer-casing burst away and revealed the inner Tungsten-Titanium rod. Using the immense force to re-entry and the gravitational pull of the planet itself, the rod began to speed itself to near astronomical speeds, before slamming into the ground it a titanic explosion. Waves of cleansing fire washed over the whole country, saving the world once more from an engagement gone horrible wrong.

OOC: Moral of the story. My satellites own all... oh, and I.G.N.O.R.E.

[Emperor Python]

that is just totally nonsensical

[Valladares]

1,200,000 Million Troops are en route

OOC: Bad RP. Your economy would be badly damaged.

23 000 000 infantry units spread out around the Aistopodian (beach) head

OOC: And, where is your ORBAT?

I urge to all those have posted in this thread to READ THE STICKIES. This is the worst RP I had ever seen.

[Yubakistan]

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New Thread. Also if you jack off we will ignore you and you will never get the colony

[Emperor Python]

1,200,000 Million Troops are en route

OOC: Bad RP. Your economy would be badly damaged.

23 000 000 infantry units spread out around the Aistopodian (beach) head

OOC: And, where is your ORBAT?

I urge to all those have posted in this thread to READ THE STICKIES. This is the worst RP I had ever seen.

yes we got that already