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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:11 pm

Bikraine are we allowed to bring in allies or no?
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Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:11 pm

Fine, then we all agree on declaring war?
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Postby Brewdomia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:11 pm

somebody create a war thread
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Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:11 pm

Birkaine wrote:
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Birkaine wrote:Once again, no. I don't get colonies for money but for resources, as my own oil deposits are nearly depleted.
I can sell 45000 barrels

My current colonies produce that in a day

I can give you some alturnative fuels as a perment trade for the colony

I'm not too willing on changing the entire electric infrastructure of my nation to accept ecological sources of energy.


Alright but I can give you some urainum and barrels of oil for the colony
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Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:11 pm

At least dont treat us like we cant make decisions for ourselves.
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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:11 pm

Ralkovia wrote:Bikraine are we allowed to bring in allies or no?

You really need allies to fight a country with half your population?
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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:12 pm

Emperor Python wrote:Fine, then we all agree on declaring war?


I just want the lumber from the colony, I don't want to fight for it.

Yubakistan wrote:At least dont treat us like we cant make decisions for ourselves.


Well as a colony, you don't make any decisions at all. Your "motherland" does that for you.
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Postby Brewdomia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:12 pm

Limit Of Soldiers is 6% of Pop.
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Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:12 pm

Surote wrote:I'll fund the war and give military aid if you need it

We have an alliance then, agreed?
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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:12 pm

Sanctus-Terra wrote:
Emperor Python wrote:Fine, then we all agree on declaring war?


I just want the lumber from the colony, I don't want to fight for it.

You get the lumber from the colony, I have no use for it. Then again, consider this colony as a defendable economical asset and pay up for the lumber.
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Well I'm saying you should definitely bring some allies because of that.
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Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Birkaine your not selling me our you??? Just in case we have a diameter of 10 miles long and 20 miles wide
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Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Brewdomia wrote:Limit Of Soldiers is 6% of Pop.

I have no problem with that
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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Yubakistan wrote:Birkaine your not selling me our you??? Just in case we have a diameter of 10 miles long and 20 miles wide

I'm not
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Postby Valladares » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Yubakistan wrote:At least dont treat us like we cant make decisions for ourselves.


Tecnically, a colony can't decide for itself. Why didn't you think these decision twice?
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Postby Brewdomia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Ralkovia, ill ally with you
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Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Emperor Python wrote:
Surote wrote:I'll fund the war and give military aid if you need it

We have an alliance then, agreed?


yes but I will not fight unless attacked first the aid I will happily give
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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Ralkovia wrote:Well I'm saying you should definitely bring some allies because of that.

Oh, my allies? Sure then. Not like numerical inferiority has ever been a problem to me.
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:14 pm

You should have asked to be a protectorate.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
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Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
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That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:14 pm

Sigh... Someone tell me when the war forum is up. YUBAKISTAN is fighting for independence!!!
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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:14 pm

Birkaine wrote:
Sanctus-Terra wrote:
Emperor Python wrote:Fine, then we all agree on declaring war?


I just want the lumber from the colony, I don't want to fight for it.

You get the lumber from the colony, I have no use for it. Then again, consider this colony as a defendable economical asset and pay up for the lumber.


Of course I was going to pay up for the lumber, either in golden nuggets (They are bills, not actual golden nuggets) or soldiers to help you protect the colony and put down any rebellions.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:14 pm

Okay then Bikraine mano a mano
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Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Brewdomia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:14 pm

Who's gonna make it?
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:15 pm

Surote wrote:
Emperor Python wrote:
Surote wrote:I'll fund the war and give military aid if you need it

We have an alliance then, agreed?


yes but I will not fight unless attacked first the aid I will happily give

Agreed.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:16 pm

Alright then it's a deal
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