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Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:02 pm

I'll join the war give me the link for the thread.
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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:03 pm

I will respect their descision. No matter how much money you offer, we're not selling them.
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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:03 pm

Yubakistan wrote:Our people will not be slaves. We have chosen who we wish to be a colony of and you will respect that


No, I'll buy you from whoever owns you for 550 Billion...AND another dollar.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:04 pm

We need to make a war thread now.

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Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:04 pm

Yubakistan wrote:Our people will not be slaves. We have chosen who we wish to be a colony of and you will respect that


Your techinally a colony of Bikraine

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Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:05 pm

Yubakistan wrote:We need to make a war thread now.


I'd buy instead bid up to a 1 trillon dollars

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Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:05 pm

Somebody please make a war thread

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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:06 pm

Birkaine wrote:I will respect their descision. No matter how much money you offer, we're not selling them.


Listen to me friend, can I call you friend? I'm willing to pay a good price here for that landmass that you call a colony. You just move out with the money I give you and I swoop in to "take them over" so they can act like they were fought over. Okay?

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Yubakistan wrote:We need to make a war thread now.


I'd buy instead bid up to a 1 trillon dollars


1.25 trillion, you stop adding up.
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Postby Brewdomia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:06 pm

I'll make one
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Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:06 pm

Yubakistan wrote:Somebody please make a war thread


Why war why go killing instead of buying

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:06 pm

Because its more fun :twisted:
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Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:07 pm

Because we are not for sale. Not even for infinite money

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Valladares » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:07 pm

Yubakistan wrote:We need to make a war thread now.


You depend on Birkaine now. Birkaine now decides for you.
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:07 pm

Bengera no you don't have to.

I don't mind whoever buys him will just have my army knocking at their door the next day.
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Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:07 pm

Emperor Python wrote:Because its more fun :twisted:


I'll fund the war and give military aid if you need it

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:08 pm

Once again, no. I don't get colonies for money but for resources, as my own oil deposits are nearly depleted.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:08 pm

Excellent, let it be done
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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:08 pm

Ralkovia wrote:Bengera no you don't have to.

I don't mind whoever buys him will just have my army knocking at their door the next day.


And I would pay you to shoo as well.

That or sacrifice a few eight year old infantry at you, whatever one works.
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Postby Emperor Python » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:08 pm

Birkaine wrote:Once again, no. I don't get colonies for money but for resources, as my own oil deposits are nearly depleted.
I can sell 45000 barrels
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:08 pm

Although we are a colony we represent ourselves when it comes to diplomacy. We are not like the Colonist and Britian.

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Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:08 pm

Birkaine wrote:Once again, no. I don't get colonies for money but for resources, as my own oil deposits are nearly depleted.


I can give you some alturnative fuels as a perment trade for the colony
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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:09 pm

Birkaine wrote:Once again, no. I don't get colonies for money but for resources, as my own oil deposits are nearly depleted.


Well I need the lumber, perhaps a trading agreement can be arranged?
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Brewdomia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:09 pm

actually i have better things to do

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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:10 pm

Emperor Python wrote:
Birkaine wrote:Once again, no. I don't get colonies for money but for resources, as my own oil deposits are nearly depleted.
I can sell 45000 barrels

My current colonies produce that in a day

I can give you some alturnative fuels as a perment trade for the colony

I'm not too willing on changing the entire electric infrastructure of my nation to accept ecological sources of energy.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Valladares » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:10 pm

Yubakistan wrote:Although we are a colony we represent ourselves when it comes to diplomacy. We are not like the Colonist and Britian.


A colony is not independent. Sorry...
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