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Yubakistan
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Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:40 pm

We are willing to be a part of another nation like a colony. That means we wil be a part of your nations land and population. Also we will join war with you and use your national currency. Anyone who wants us as a colony please telll us on the forum or TG us. First person who ask gets us.

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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:41 pm

Birkaine welcomes you to the Commonwealth
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:43 pm

Bikraine will desist from its offer immediately or face a Ralkovian response.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:44 pm

We will not. This is not even oppression or imperialism. It's just kindly accepting an offer.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:44 pm

We are a colony of Bikraine now


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Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:45 pm

Yubakistan wrote:We are a colony of Bikraine now

Congratulations. You have been blessed with a powerful economy, a benevolent government, a patriotic people and a mighty military.
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Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:49 pm

If you guys want to fight over my colony you can. Its not like you cant take me over.

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:51 pm

(Awesome...Bikraine you and me tomorrow at the schoolyard 3:00PM bring your armies and your blankets! No but really I'll join the war thread. Bikraine can you put your colony where your mouth is?)
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Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:51 pm

Ralkovia wrote:(Awesome...Bikraine you and me tomorrow at the schoolyard 3:00PM bring your armies and your blankets!)

OOC: bring it on
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:52 pm

What is the link for you 2s war???

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:55 pm

OOC: Nothing yet. First I have to make a war thread but its going to have to wait. I'm just discussing some peace treaty with the CAG alliance. Victory is apparently belonging to me.

Bikraine...should we bring allies or no?
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Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:55 pm

Ralkovia wrote:(Awesome...Bikraine you and me tomorrow at the schoolyard 3:00PM bring your armies and your blankets! No but really I'll join the war thread. Bikraine can you put your colony where your mouth is?)


*Sneak in, steal colony, sneak out* ]
Looky at me, I'm back.

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:55 pm

We will only become a part of you in the unlikely event you win this war.

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:57 pm

Yubakistan wrote:We will only become a part of you in the unlikely event you win this war.


How about I buy you out?
Looky at me, I'm back.

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Bengera » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm

OOC: Hey, um, Ral, you don't expect me to be apart of this war, do you? :lol:
Overseas Territories:
Bengerian Peace For Men:
Baltic Islands "de facto"
Fredrick Region

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Birkaine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm

Sanctus-Terra wrote:
Yubakistan wrote:We will only become a part of you in the unlikely event you win this war.


How about I buy you out?

You need to buy him from me.
ECON (Engagement Condition):-3
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"When the cavalry needs cavalry someone f' up."
-Estainia

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Surote
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm

Yubakistan wrote:We will only become a part of you in the unlikely event you win this war.


Surote can buy and give you more freedom civil and politically

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Yubakistan
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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:58 pm

We would rather fight in a war for possesion of our great land. ( Our people are very war like)

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:59 pm

Birkaine wrote:
Sanctus-Terra wrote:
Yubakistan wrote:We will only become a part of you in the unlikely event you win this war.


How about I buy you out?

You need to buy him from me.


We will give you 500 billion for them

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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:59 pm

Birkaine wrote:
Sanctus-Terra wrote:
Yubakistan wrote:We will only become a part of you in the unlikely event you win this war.


How about I buy you out?

You need to buy him from me.


Very well. Shall we talk gold or diamonds?
Looky at me, I'm back.

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:00 pm

WE ARE NOT FOR SALE!!!

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Sanctus-Terra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:00 pm

Yubakistan wrote:WE ARE NOT FOR SALE!!!


Seeing as how you are a colony, that isn't your choice.
Looky at me, I'm back.

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Surote » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:00 pm

Birkaine wrote:
Sanctus-Terra wrote:
Yubakistan wrote:We will only become a part of you in the unlikely event you win this war.


How about I buy you out?

You need to buy him from me.


Need more we can talk

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Re: Yubakistan Is Willing To Become A Colony

Postby Yubakistan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:02 pm

Our people will not be slaves. We have chosen who we wish to be a colony of and you will respect that

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