Oxymoronicae open to foreign embassies

[Oxymoronicae]

From the office of

Caius I

Supreme Dictator and Guardian of the Realm

The Jingoistic States of Oxymoronicae

Embassies opened in Oxymoronicae

Oxymoronicae’s benevolent Supreme Dictator has permitted foreign powers to send and house delegates in Oxymoronicae. Accommodation will be in the famed Street of Many Truths in the centre of Hypocritoria, the judicial capital of the nation. Guards are obviously permitted but diplomatic immunity will not be provided for them. Nations are expected to send no more than fifty security personnel, armed for patrol only. One hundred is the maximum number of non-security staff. No weapons capable of causing the death of more than one person at once will be permitted; the only aircraft allowed will be helicopters and light transports. Up to five cars are allowed. Apply using this:


Name of Nation:
Type of Government:
Name(s) of Leader(s):

Ambassador's Name:
Combat Personnel Required:
Non-combat Personnel Required:
Weapons:
Transports:

Special Requests:

[Assuran]

Name of Nation: The Theocracy of Assuran
Type of Government: Centrist Democracy, spearheaded by a First Family
Name(s) of Leader(s): Norbert LeSangstra and Adria LeSangstra nee Taelstarr

Ambassador's Name: Dame Fay Colton, Dislimner Class
Combat Personnel Required: 20
Non-combat Personnel Required: 10
Weapons: M1-Carbines, Trench Spikes
Transports: See "Special Requests".

Special Requests: The Assurani people prefer to travel on foot. In lieu of a fleet of vehicles, we request that our ambassador and a small cohort of guards be allowed to walk freely around the city without fear of undue aggression. Futhermore, we would like to request a helicopter in case of sudden withdrawal for personal or political reasons.

[Justorica]

Name of Nation: Justorica
Type of Government: new York Times Democracy
Leader’s name: president Justori
Ambassador: Justori
Personnel (non-combat): 25
Security personnel: 50
Weapons: tazers.Uzis,sub machine guns, 45 cal. pistols.
Vehicles: 1 helicopter, 1 jet, 1 armored hummer, 1 armored black jeep with tinted windows, 1 black limo with tinted windows.
Special Requests: That we are allowed to put a transparent plasma shield around our embassy. The shield is clear and, so people don't bump into it, it with have scanners attached that scan people coming in the embassy for threats, and if none are detected, the person is let inside.

[Oxymoronicae]

Assuran: We shall do as you have requested. Your guards are not to be attacked, and I think it unlikely that they would be, as carrying a handgun without authorisation is punishable by death. We welcome you to our nation.

Juscorica: The energy required to provide the plasma shield is not worth the extra defence to you. We would be willing to install observation towers to help your guards. If this is done, we will welcome you.

[Kriezystan]

Name of Nation:The Free state of Kriezystan
Type of Government:Social Democracy
Name(s) of Leader(s):Deniska Ivanov

Ambassador's Name: Vladmir Brezznick
Combat Personnel Required:20
Non-combat Personnel Required:15
Weapons:Walther P99 X20
Transports:1 Armoured staff car

Special Requests:N/A

[Oxymoronicae]

Kriezystan, this seems in order. We shall accept your embassy, and our Head of Foriegn Affairs will be with you shortly. We hope that this marks a new era of good relations with your nation.

Caius I

Supreme Dictator

[Justorica]

We will bring the energy from Justorica. We in turn ask for a line made of metal to run from Justorica to Oxymoronincae. That way, we supply energy, and we get the protection. That way, no foreign diplomats are killed.

[Oxymoronicae]

I think it unlikely that there will be any problems, and a line into one of main cities would be unacceptable; perhaps you can purchase fuel for a generator from us and have this sheild on from 10PM to 6AM?

[Justorica]

If there is a river nearby, put the embassy near there, and we will use the hydro electric generator. otherwise, we will use a wind generator. As our embassy closes at 8:30 p.m and opens at 6:30 a.m, we will have it off between those times. We are open all day Monday and closed all day Sunday, so it will be on all Sunday and off all Monday.

[Oxymoronicae]

The shield would appear to do nothing.... my government wishes you to reconsider whether you need this security. If you're confident that you do, then we will permit you to activate the shield on Sundays, using power from the Fridderian HEP centre.

[North Avayu]

Embassy Request Form

Name of Nation: Free Land of North Avayu
Type of Government: New York Times Democracy
Name(s) of Leader(s): Prime Minister Patrick Agon (Head of Government), President William Sheppard (Head of State, representative)

Ambassador's Name: Claude Runné
Combat Personnel: 20
Noncombatant Personnel: 30
Weapons: HK P30, some of the guards may will bring their traditional Combat knife with them
Transport: 5 black Mercedes limousines, 1 jet airplane (see special requests)
Special Requests: Some of the aides will bring children with them. Thererfore it would be good to have an international school near to the embassy.
The embassy should have some sort of garden or park. If this is not possible, a park nearby would be appreciated.
The ambassador is paraplegic and therefore the building needs to be handicapped accessible.
A diploamtic jet will be based on a near airport.

[Oxymoronicae]

That seems entirely in order. I've been meaning to set up an international school in Hypocritia for a long time.

[Lanceo]

Name of Nation: Rogue Nation of Lanceo
Type of Government: Authoritarian Democracy
Name(s) of Leader(s):

Ambassador's Name: Palynotype F. Poggara
Combat Personnel Required: 25
Non-combat Personnel Required: 25
Weapons: Uzi, M9 Pistols, Tasers
Transports: 2 Hummers

Special Requests:

[Ostronopolis]

Name of Nation: The United Imperium of Ostronopolis
Type of Government: Right Wing Centrist, Monarchical, Federalist, Representative Republican (as in Republic), Direct Democracy.
Name(s) of Leader(s): Wilhelm Tuscini (Imperator) The Imperial High Council (50 councilors elected yearly) Franklin Dugert (Chief Justice)

Ambassador's Name: Nancy Tolur
Combat Personnel Required: 0
Non-combat Personnel Required: 5
Weapons: Entire Imperial Military If You Start Anything
Transports: Entire Imperial Military Is You Start Anything

[Nahuatlaca]

Name of Nation: The Holy Empire of Nahuatlaca
Type of Government: Oligarchy
Name(s) of Leader(s): Holy Emperor Nezahualcoyotl Tlcahinolli

Ambassador's Name: Yaotl Tlaloc
Combat Personnel Required: 6 of the emperor's highly trained elite guard.
Non-combat Personnel Required: 10
Weapons: FX-05 Xiuhcoatl assault rifles, Desert Eagle Mark XIX's, combat knives, and steel macahuitls.
Transports: Specially designed machine gun mounted hummers.

Special Requests: A small holy pyramid temple dedicated to the gods be erected near the embassy for religious purposes.

[Silista]

Nation full name: The Incorporated States of Silista
Nation government type: Crown Colony of the Chinese Federal Empire, Inc.
Amount of non security personnel: 100
Amount of security personnel: 50 (no Imperial Marines, as Silista is a Crown Colony, not an Imperial Territory)
Weapons:Shredder 12-gauge flechette launchers (licensed development of AAI's CAWS), 300 units, 20,000 rounds per unit
Vehicles:6 Foehn-class transport helicopters (for evac and medevac), eight Pacificus crowd-control helicopters (each with quad-mounted millimeter-wave beam projectors), four Gilgamesh heavy tanks (neodymium-glass solid-state battlefield lasers, 10,000 shots per lasing crystal, five crystals per tank)--for last stand if embassy is overrun by insurrectionists.
Building location: Financial District
Leader of country's name: Vice President in Charge of Colonial Affairs Yussuf Oumar
Ambassador's name: Mahfoud Abdelaziz
Special requests: Unpopulated area of land near financial District of capital or largest city (if other). We will be happy to build a well-defended compound at cost, supplying both materials and labor, or hiring locally. We request permission to build radar, traydar, and air-traffic control systems, as well as garages, laagers, hangars, etc. as necessary for service and maintenance of our vehicles. If available, an abandoned military base in equivalent area might be more appropriate, and will involve less building. We realize that such heavy weaponry is nontraditional, but experience has taught us that peasants are unpredictable, and the ability to defend our territory in the event of civil unrest, at least long enough to evacuate all our personnel by air, will free up your own regular units from defense of our consulate, and enable those units to aid in putting down the rebellion.
We thank you for your consideration.
Ibrahim al-Jahar, Vice President of Operations for Foreign Investments

[Oxymoronicae]

Lanceo: This seems in order. We'll modify your embassy site at once.
Ostronopolis: The Supreme Dictator wishes it to be known that he has no intention of 'starting anything'. You'd be dead by now if he did. Your embassy may be created for PEACEFUL purposes. It isn't about killing your diplomats. Your request for embassy is granted, and work will start at once.
Oddly-named state, begins with 'n', apologies for missing it: Your request for a pyramid cannot be met, unfortunately. We can propose that you are given a shrine in your embassy, for religious purposes. Other than this, we are pleased to welcome you to Oxymoronicae.
Silista: We regreat to inform you that security on that scale is not withing what our government would allow. I may suggest the following alterations:
-You scale down your weaponry, as what you have at the moment would be capable of causing a lot of damage to Oxymoronicae's citizens
-We should prefer to have your embasy on the Street of Many Truths in the heart of our Diplomatic District. If it is especially important to you that you aren't there, we can attempt to accommodate you.
-Security does appear paramount to you. I might suggest that we create one of our special 'riot vaults' within your embassy. These allow up to 100 people supplies and a secure spece for up to 90 days. The only way that it could be entered if locked is a) internally or b) from our Police Headquaters. You will be safe in it.

Manathus Princus,

Senior Diplomatic Officer to Caius I