Willing to become a colony!!!!!!

[Tezdrian]

My nation NEEDS military protection. I have discussed this with the council, and they have agreed to become a colony.
Does anyone want a colony???

[Allied Governments]

Are you willing to become a location where college students go to get drunk?

[Birkaine]

We want you to become our colony

[Lizardiar]

We offer you an alternative, join CAG. We will give you all the help and protection you need.

[Chrobalta]

A colony? wouldn't you much rather be a Protectorate and maintain some degree of autonomy and dignity for that matter.

[Gracefall]

I'll be, as stated, your protectorate. If you'd like.

[Weylara]

Yeah, be a protectorate. You can be ours if you like, just send a TG.

[Bengera]

I will be a protectorate.

[Gracefall]

Yeah, be a protectorate. You can be ours if you like, just send a TG.

I honestly don't think you're quite large enough to have protectorates. Possible.

But definetely not you, Ben Jerries.

[Ralkovia]

You can all be protectorates of me. Of course that means you guys would have to join RAPS(Ralkovian Allied Protectorate States)

[Democratic Federation]

You can be my (penal) colony. I've been needing a place to dump all these serial murderers and rapists happy settlers.

[North Wiedna]

To: Tezdrian
From: Wiendan Council of States
Re: Joining

As an alternative, you could join the current union of North Wiedna, South Wienda, Southwest Wienda, Fustanan, Asi Mandu, Serebutea & Chaldeconia, Nadesno, and prospecting members Sekirei and Ashikiri. The Combined Wiendan Armed Forces (CWAF) will protect you from invaders.

[Rosenmark]

After much due consideration, the Prince, under the considerable and wise council of the Imperial Diet of Rosenmark, must respectfully decline the Tezdrian proposal for colonisation for the following two reasons:

One: Sheer lack of information... Thus making it a very irresponsible and an ill-advised move by the Principality to claim the State of Tezdrian as a colony.

Two: Lack of an Economic Soundness Inherent in a colonial power... The Principality can ill-afford to allocate the needed funding to establish the administrative framework necessary to adequately rule, and fairly represent, the State of Tezdrian by the Government of the Prince and within the Imperial Diet.

That is all.

[Kroando]

Communique to the Proper Tezdrian Authorities.
Re. Dependency Status

The Imperial Koalition of Kroando has caught word of Tezrdrian's plea for protection to the international community, and has decided that it shall offer the Tezdrian people Dependency Status within the Koalition. As a Dependent state inside the Koalition, Tezdrian will benefit from far more than protection, as most previous nations have offered. Not only does the Koalition boast a sizable military, but offers far more lucrative benefits. These benefits include free trade throughout the Koalition - granting Tezdrian companies full tariff free trade with over seven and a half billion Kroandon subjects. Tezdrian nationals will also benefit from the full protection of Kroandon laws, and be guaranteed employment. Furthermore all Tezdrian civilians will have the opportunity to attend Kroandon Universities, and be granted considerable autonomy on many local matters.

We await your response.

Signed,
Director of Koalitionist Dependencies,
Haron Ulveron

[Tezdrian]

OOC: Thanks for all the help guys, keep the offers flowing, and I'll decide in the morning.

[Clamparapa]

ATTN: Tezdrian
SUB: Colony

We have heard of your recent offer of wanting to become a colony and we are interested. However, you must provide more intelligence on your nation. What are you offering in exchange for military support? We will allow you to remain autonomous, although your rulings will be reviewed by the Council, and we will provide protection in exchange for goods and services to the UNCC that your nation can provide. We grant your people dual Clamparapan/Tezdrian citizenship, allowing them to travel unrestricted to all parts of the UNCC. Thank you for your time in reading this message.

Highest Regards,

Clamparapan Supreme Council

[Georgetpwn]

My nation NEEDS military protection. I have discussed this with the council, and they have agreed to become a colony.
Does anyone want a colony???

i am willing to buy your nation and make you my colony for about F$40 trillion

our offer also will include:
protection under Hobbes City laws
protection of our 400 million man military
guaranteed and unrestricted trade between Hobbes City and our other terriories.

all this if you accept our F$40 trillion offer.

[Epicnopolis]

I'll protect ya!!! just kidding peoples. Take a breather and go back to your porn. Hey I'm funny!

[Tezdrian]

OOC: Fuck off.

[Deserted Territories]

OOC: I've noticed that almost three people have offered to become protectorates. Personally I have no interest, but I was wondering if you meant you would take on Tezdrian as a protectorate, not become one. The protectorate is the nation that falling under the control of the other.

EDIT: evidence:

I will be a protectorate.

I'll be, as stated, your protectorate. If you'd like.

[DaWoad]

Official Messgae of the ASD
To: The government of Tezrdrian
From: The Government of the ASD
Message:
We have noticed your offer to give yourselves up as a colony. The ASD would like to provide an alternate solution. In exchange for Fair trade between our nations and in the hopes of fostering a new allie in the international community the ASD would be glad to give you any and all aid you require including Millitary, Economic and Technological. This is no strings attached aide we are offering you. We will Donate a wing of our forces, the tenth legion, to help you train troops and send a battalion of COMENS (combat engineers) to set up millitary defenses and production Facilities for smallarms, planes and tanks. We also offer our aide in the event that you are invaded.

our thanks
Jarek Mace Prime minister of the asd

[Umkhonto we Sizwe]

OOC: Fuck off.

OOC: Play nice.

[Kim Jong-ilia]

Tezdrian, you can become our protectorate, we have been needing to expand our country and increase population, and to better our economy, if we merge together we can lead to a glorious new world where we are united as one, and even better than most of the world. Consider merging with us, we do not bite and will gladly unify our two countries as one.

[New McVegas]

We'll take you... we don't have much, but it's better than nothing.

[North Wiedna]

<(OOC: Are you Krezren's twin brother? He's my region's delegate. Or are you really Krezren? )>