Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: The Grand Duchy of Noordeinde
From: The Padullahstani Republic
Recents events have occured that have insulted the Padullahstani people and their nation. Our ships have been assaulted and harassed by your "anti-whaling fleet, ergo we demand justice for these heinous crimes. This so called "taskforce", which tried to bring war to our peace-loving nation, was commanded by a Commander John Rabb.
This commander willingly bullied our whaling vessel, the crew, and is even reported to have planted weapons on this ship. Are you aware that your people are doing this? I hope this was only an accident, but regardless we demand this Commander John Rabb be immediately surrendered to our authorities to stand trial for his crimes. I warn if these condtions are not met, what is left our patience with your odious nation will quickly run dry.
Erkan Uzanlar
President of the Padullahstani Republic