The First Italian War

[Lizardiar]

ooc:

[Spartan Philidelphia]

OOC: I'm beginning to think that everyone here except for Lizardiar are one and the same person.

[Lizardiar]

OOC: I'm beginning to think that everyone here except for Lizardiar are one and the same person.

ooc: Yay for individuality!

[The Fanboyists]

Bob and Jim glared at the pitiful RP eminating from the thread.

"Goddammit. I was hoping we wouldn't be needed this time around." Jim rolled his eyes. "Fire it up."

"Are you sure?" Bob asked. "This will mean we'll have to go back to our old job."

"Positive. Its the good thing to do. Its our civic duty."

Fred nodded. "Right," said Fred.

All of them but Bob were able to duck and avoid the bad pun. Bob picked himself up after his ears stopped bleeding and his brain had resoldified.

"Oh fuck it. Fred, stop doing that."

"Righ--" Jim clamped a hand over Fred's mouth. "Goddammit. You were about to do it again."

"Oops."

"Now fire that baby up."

"Got it chief."

Fred remained silent.

And so, the infamous Unofficial Thread Police and their modified IGNORE CANNON returned once more.

And the thread was annihilated, and sent to the SPAM Pits, from which none return.

[Lizardiar]

ooc: This thread is almost as painful as this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeA610o404A

[Lizardiar]

ooc: Just to end this all.....

ic: The Confederacy send 3,000,000 men and women of it's military of 5,400,000 to invade both the Italian Reich and Maximillian The Second.

[Rashuta]

50 milllion Mercenaries for sale, they are of Turkish ethnicity so they get a bonus against Jews, mail me

[Lizardiar]

50 milllion Mercenaries for sale, they are of Turkish ethnicity so they get a bonus against Jews, mail me

ooc: How much?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

"Is this seriously a war?" laughed Gen. Larry, "I haven't seen such fail in my entire life!"
"Lets quietly intervene and end the horror that is this so-called 'war'," Luigi replied.

Everyone in S.P. hates a person with extremely bad grammar and sophistication. This led to a staggering 76 Yay votes to a 24 "No, we shouldn't get involved in this stupid crap." Isn't that great? Lets get on with the show shall we?

Official Statement by Lowly Assistant of Supreme Leader

While the Supreme Leader and his colleagues are laughing the last bit out of their systems, I will be the one to contact. This pitiful "war" should end ASAP. We have a small part of our army prepared and ready to keep the peace. We will not be helping any of the forces. We will be attacking anyone that is annoying us. Have a wonderful time!

[Rashuta]

ummm, hmmm, I guess I just want replacements after the war is over and maybe 1 million dollars too, okay?

[The Fanboyists]

To all involved except for Myself, SP, and Lizardiar;

This RP'ing is, to be honest, horse shit.

If you want to really RP, I would suggest going to the NS Trainers thread; there are players willing to teach newbies like yourselves how to RP well; it would probably do you good.

Otherwise, please, play by e-mail so people don't come in and accidently read something this bad.

Thanks.

[Kroando]

10000000000 men and 200 tanks attack and hill all your peopless. then 3 nukzz and 4 horses attack to kill your leader and his army. then 3 planes kill your army.

[Hmmm... nope, not fun.]

[Beth Gellert]

(OOC: I direct this comment to everyone in this thread with the exception of The Italian Reich and Maximillian The Second: STFU, n00bs!

Seriously, you are all spamming somebody else's thread. At the moment it only concerns their nations directly, and if they are both happy with the RP style being used, and it doesn't break any forum rules, it is their business. Maximillian would probably be within his rights to report the lot of you for spamming. Yes, the OP invited IC participation by anyone actually interested, but coming into a thread that absolutely does not concern you just to say that you're ignoring it is ridiculously n00bish behaviour.

This, hopefully, concludes my involvement in the thread. Apologies for butting in, chaps.)

[Spartan Philidelphia]

OOC: But I'm actually interested in Roleplaying.