The Duce to be Married! (And Expecting a Baby)

[Tybra]

Imperial Letter of Foreign affairs

We send our congratulations to the couple both for their marriage and their expected son/daughter.
As a gift we've send a golden necklace made by one of Tybra's finest masters in metal-forging as well as a china statue of a group of kittens.

signed,

Lord C, Imperator of the Holy Empire of Tybra

[Tybra]

Imperial Letter of Foreign Affairs

Unfortunately, the Imperator seldom leaves the imperial palace, and never the country. Instead may we send an representative of the Imperator, his adopted daughter, lady Cynthia.

Signed,

Lord C, Imperator of the Holy Empire of Tybra.

OOC: just something to avoid confusion, though the imperator signed the letter he didn't actually write it. He just approves and signs it.

[Birkaine]

Official Broadcast of the Birkanian Government


We find it amusing that your previous fiance, General Nadya, was dumped because of failing to take Jerusalem.

[Allied Governments]

The Federation congratulates the couple, and offers a fruit basket and cheese ball as a dowry.

[Revolvisia]

OOC: ..."Duce"? Do you not mean "Duke"?

[Allied Governments]

OOC: ..."Duce"? Do you not mean "Duke"?

IL DUCE!

[Birkaine]

What do you mean, it is the same person. Look.

You just edited it, I'm not stupid. It said "Ashley" or something along the lines of that before

[Imperial isa]

Official Broadcast of the Birkanian Government


We find it amusing that your previous fiance, General Nadya, was dumped because of failing to take Jerusalem.

ooc swear i read something like that in another thread

[The Fanboyists]

What do you mean, it is the same person. Look.

You just edited it, I'm not stupid. It said "Ashley" or something along the lines of that before

Noted. Birkaine is right.

[Birkaine]

You mispelled "Nadya" as "Ashley"? lol

[The Fanboyists]

I edited it because I mispelled it.

I would have to say it was a pretty epic misspelling then. "Ashley" looks nothing like "Nadya" besides the fact that there are 'A's and 'Y's in both.

[Civil Arabia]

Cipollo is well known as a very promiscuous soul. He does it with any one that looks like Megan Fox, from what I can see.

[Birkaine]

Cipollo is well known as a very promiscuous soul. He does it with any one that looks like Megan Fox, from what I can see.

The Birkanian Government issues a declaration of laughter at this.

[Unkerlantum]

ooc: Once again you guys really should stop hijacking every thread comaack makes, and filling it with you're horribly disguised trolling.

[Volzgrad]

Cipollo is well known as a very promiscuous soul. He does it with any one that looks like Megan Fox, from what I can see.

OOC: Thank you for that hearty lulz. Honestly though, I cannot begin to imagine why people think Megan Fox is so attractive. I find her rather "meh" myself; she's a terrible actress and only looks average at best.

IC:

Official Communique from the Council of Sovereigns

From: Emperor Viktor Alexandrovic Kavinkov

I would like to congratulate Duce Cipollo of Comaack for both his marriage and the possibility of an heir. While neither our nations nor ourselves have never been very close, I would still like to wish you the best of luck and happiness for you and your (soon to be) family. Unfortunately, I am quite busy at the moment and cannot attend the wedding, but I would like to send a gift in the form of five bottles of the finest Volzgradien vodka; the Black Wolf '55 Vintage. I would also like to send a slightly less personal gift in the form of $20,000 USD. Again, I pray you and Nadya have a long and fruitful relationship together.

Signed,
Kvarayetsz Viktor Alexandrovic Kavinkov, Emperor of all Volzgrad

[Lucifeles]

The Satanic Kingdom of Lucifeles
The Quen'Thalas Satanic Council

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To: Duce Cipollo, Comaack.
From: The Quen'Thalas Satanic Council, Lucifeles.
Subject: Statues being sent for wedding.

Dear Duce Cipollo,

As your wedding nears, the Satanic Kingdom wishes to state it is sending several small statues of dying clowns being shot by cider-addicted toddlers, small kittens devouring massive glass columns and camels vomiting. We hope you accept these great gifts. If they are, we shall send a representative to this wedding even though marriage is illegal in the Satanic Kingdom.

Yours Sincerely,
The Quen'Thalas Satanic Council.

[The Fanboyists]

Official Communique

We are pleased to hear of il Duce's marriage; we wish him and his wife happiness.

We have taken the opportunity to send a gift for the two of you, and two for your impending first child:

We will be sending a framed photograph by one of our best photographers of a beautiful vista to adorn your home.

We send two gifts for your child because, quite frankly, everyone disapproves of VP Grimm's idea.

From Grimm: a copy of his favorite album by the heavy-metal band "Firesquid", so that, and I quote this, "your child may grow to love the sheer, unadulterated awesomeness of metal and rock." It wasn't my idea, that is all I can say.

From the rest of us: a hand-woven blanket, of the finest wool (knitted by Mrs. Grimm, convinced her husband's idea was not really advisable) that hopefully your child will cherish for a long time.

Best Wishes,

President Andrew Filie
VP Heinrich Grimm
SoS John Anderson
MCoS Steven Grimmeberger
the rest of the Federal government

Cheers!

[Itinerate Tree Dweller]

From: The Illustrious Empire of Itinerate Tree Dweller and The Commonwealth Territories
To: The Republic of Comaack

Greetings and Salutation,

The Illustrious Empire of Itinerate Tree Dweller and The Commonwealth Territories sends its congratulations for this glorious occasion. Our empire wishes your family a long, prosperous, happy life.

Rt Hon Jeffery Kandel, Secretary of the Ministry of International Relations