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Postby Bengera » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:04 pm

From an undisclosed source, Bengera has bought 20 nuclear weapons for a reported $20 million Derals (the currency of Bengera). They are each 20 megatons large, and they are stored in an undisclosed place. Just informing all nations, so that they are currently updated on the nation of Bengera.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:06 pm

OOC: You do not have the capabilities to buy or maintain nuclear weapons as you are about 3 days old. I suggest you read the other Role Playing threads before you create your own.
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Postby Kagetora » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:07 pm

OOC: I'm not sure why Gracefall would sell nukes to such a young nation
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Postby Georgetpwn » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:08 pm

let him have nukes, then ignore him when he uses them.
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Postby Allrule » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:09 pm

Kagetora wrote:OOC: I'm not sure why Gracefall would sell nukes to such a young nation

OOC : He didn't. Bengera is godmodding.
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Postby Kagetora » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:09 pm

OOC: Look up his posting history
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Postby Bengera » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:10 pm

OOC: to Buffet and Colbert, I was told I am allowed to buy nukes, but not to make them. So now I'm not allowed to buy them? :blink:

No, I am not Godmodding, I actually did buy them. Chech the "Nuclear Bomb" thread in the Economy forum.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:12 pm

OOC: Who, exactly said you were able to buy nuclear weapons, which also implies that you can also maintain them?
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Postby Bengera » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:12 pm

OOC: BUMP, I need to know if this is allowed, because some are disputing me.
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Postby Bengera » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:15 pm

The rules say that, "In addition, with regards to the 100 million population thing, if a larger nation helps you or simply donates such technology to you, that obviously changes things. However, doing it on your own is when that guideline comes in."

So this is allowed and confirmed.
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Postby Revolvisia » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:20 pm

I think it's that you can't maintain the weapons properly that is the issue. You would have bought them but your nation is so young that you will not have been able to develop any way to fire or safely contain them.

Personally I feel that if you have bought the weapons and are willing to RP that the cost has been taken from your budget then you should be allowed to use them. I'd prefer that you use them defensively but I'm not here to tell you how to run a nation.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:20 pm

Bengera wrote:The rules say that, "In addition, with regards to the 100 million population thing, if a larger nation helps you or simply donates such technology to you, that obviously changes things. However, doing it on your own is when that guideline comes in."

So this is allowed and confirmed.


OOC: Tell me now, how you will be able to maintain 20 nuclear warheads which cost you D20 million? You economy will now have a huge setback due to your rather unnecessary military ambitions.
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Gracefall » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:25 pm

OOC: I did sell them to him. I did never say, however, I would provide the means to maintain them.

Hehe.
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Postby Bengera » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:28 pm

OOC: Yes. All I want is nukes. My economy will have a huge set back, of course, but at least I have them
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:31 pm

OOC: :palm: You do realize that it would be decades before you were able to discover the technology to maintain them and generate the funds, correct?
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Revolvisia » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:32 pm

Bengera wrote:OOC: Yes. All I want is nukes. My economy will have a huge set back, of course, but at least I have them


And you understand that these nukes will have probably stopped being safe to use by the time you can use them?

Good. Good.
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Postby Chetssaland » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:33 pm

Bengera wrote:OOC: Yes. All I want is nukes. My economy will have a huge set back, of course, but at least I have them


At least you have them? Whats the point of having them if you cant use them. Its like tickets to a concert that got cancelled.

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Postby Ledarre » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:38 pm

I'd like to ask why you want nuclear weapons so badly?

(OOC: most of the time people will just ignore you if you use them.)
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Postby Saint Johns County » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:44 pm

It seems to me like we have somebody very young here, or at least immature. How old are you? 10? 12? I even know some people around the age of 16 that would have that attitude, but surely not many. I mean, really, anybody can go out and buy a box of extremely powerful .300 rounds, but I don't have a gun to fire them with, and I have no way to maintain them, so the gunpowder can crystallize and explode in my face when I finally try to fire them from a gun. But, hey, at least I have them, right?
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Postby Bengera » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:45 pm

OOC:

Your a very nice person, Saint Johns Country. :roll:
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Postby Arivada » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:46 pm

Even if you were to buy them you still wouldn't have the money to maintain them.
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Postby Chetssaland » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:50 pm

Bengera wrote:OOC:

Your a very nice person, Saint Johns Country. :roll:


Nice or not, he's right.

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Postby Revolvisia » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:51 pm

Chetssaland wrote:
Bengera wrote:OOC: Yes. All I want is nukes. My economy will have a huge set back, of course, but at least I have them


At least you have them? Whats the point of having them if you cant use them. Its like tickets to a concert that got cancelled.


Very dark humour... Lovely.

So, Bengera, are you regretting your purchase yet? Thinking you shouldn't have used the receipt to throw your chewing gum away?
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Postby Chetssaland » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:53 pm

Revolvisia wrote:
Chetssaland wrote:
Bengera wrote:OOC: Yes. All I want is nukes. My economy will have a huge set back, of course, but at least I have them


At least you have them? Whats the point of having them if you cant use them. Its like tickets to a concert that got cancelled.


Very dark humour... Lovely.

So, Bengera, are you regretting your purchase yet? Thinking you shouldn't have used the receipt to throw your chewing gum away?


He probably is still happy because in his mind he can still use them. He'll probably attach a wick to it. That reminds me, fireworks tonight!

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Postby Leach Islands » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:53 pm

And where can you store them?. Your economy has had a major setback, and even my economy had struggled with as amny nukes as 20, and you nation is 2 days old.
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