War On Landongrad

[Arivada]

Do i want to know why?

[Rosenmark]

From the desk of Daniel Rothschild, Head Minister of the Disinformation, aka Bullshit, Ministry,

Why?

You're deploying men and invading before declaring war? I'm fairly sure that is a major violation of international law. Hence, we condemn this action, but we will do nothing to stop it because, frankly, we just can't be bothered to take the time to pull our ignore-cannon out of the closet. It's such a hassle.

Double-plus ungood Italian Reich,

Danke schön,

Daniel Rothschild,
Head Minister of the Disinformation Ministry

[Rosenmark]

The People Of Landongrad Destroyed Rome And Didnt Pay For It. No we are showing them what its like. Also are force of 2 Million men and 300 tanks push through Landongrad defenses

Is the Grand Duchy of Landongrad a fictional nation? I mean, in the way that Rosenmark isn't... as in, it doesn't exist on this website?

Oi, yes, in fact it does exist. Well, I do believe you should allow the Grand Duchy time to respond before saying "OMFG WE POOSH THRU UR DEFENZES N BLOWZORS UP UR CAPITAL!!!ONE!!!1 WE WIN LOL NOOB!!!! YAAAAAY!"

EDIT: Ah, there is the mysterious Landongrad.

[Rosenmark]

Italian Forces Surrond The City With 2 Million Elite Men. We slowly push through the center spliting the city in half.


Also its so easy because they have 100,000 men!!!

OOC:

What an asinine thread.

[Bengera]

Bengera threatens to declare war if Italian Reich doesn't pull out of Landongrad. We urge others to do the same. We are not much of a threat, but we will defend this nation, who was living in peace, until you came along.

[Bengera]

OOC: Meh. Semi-peaceful then.

IC: 300,000 troops mobilize and get ready for an invasion. Although the word has not been given yet, it is expected very soon.

[Arivada]

I would warn you to back off Italy but i am just going to watch you kill yourself.

[Arivada]

To give me something to do i am going to deploy a hundred thousand troops. I would recomend backing off now.

[Bengera]

This just in!

300,000 troops from Bengera have been sent to the capital of Landongrad by Paratroops! They immediately seek the enemy to fight them! The battle started almost immediately, and it doesn't look like anyone is the clear victor.

[Arivada]

Arivadian Paratroopers noted the escape route of the Italians. The planes altered course to intercept a mile a head of them. When the troops landed they set up defensive positionsSoilders in Road side building

[Bengera]

This just in!

Victory in the Battle of Hanoi City! The Italians left the capital after fierce resistance! The army continues to hunt down the Italian Army, hoping to oust them out of Landongrad.

This is also just in!

A bombing campaign has been launched against Italian Forces and it is reported that Bengera has bombed the Italian capital of Rome, although these reports are unconfirmed.

[Bengera]

This just in!

The ruler of Bengera has denied that the military has bombed the capital of Italian Reich, Rome.

[The Zombay]

I f the Italians attack Landongrad again we will send 15 million troops to their capital!
and 20 million to Landongrad for military assistance .

[Arivada]

This Just In stop This JUst Ining please.

[Birkaine]

Official Communique from the Birkanian governmen- aww... fuck it. This thread sucks balls.

[Bengera]

This Just In stop This JUst Ining please.

Why? I don't have to stop. But I will.

IC:


Bengera News Update:

It is rumoured that troops from Bengera have begun another battle with Italian Troops, currently there is no victor!

[Arivada]

IC:To the Bengrias retreat to Arivadian Defensive position. We could stop them in there tracks. (Radio message to commander of Benegraias.)

[The Zombay]

If the italian's attack Landongrad again we will send an army of 15 million to their capital and an army of 20 million to Landongrad for military assistance !

[Bengera]

IC:To the Bengrias retreat to Arivadian Defensive position. We could stop them in there tracks. (Radio message to commander of Benegraias.)

We're fighting along side you....

Bengera News Update:

Troops from Bengera have won the battle and reports say that our troops are successful in forcing the Italians to retreat.

[The Zombay]

Should we send our troops now?
or there is no need to?

[Arivada]

1 it would help Zombay. Two Benegria you can't say they are retreating that is godmodding.

[Bengera]

Should we send our troops now?
or there is no need to?

Send them! It only helps with our victory!

EDIT: Oh, Arivada. Ok then.


Bengera New Report:

Our mistake, the Italians are NOT retreating! The battle is still taking place!

[Lucifeles]

((OOC: I would refer you group of newcomers to NSTrainers, which I feel shall assist all of you in improving your roleplay skills, a most vital art which is practised regularly on these boards and beyond; Link to the NSTrainers' thread.))

[Comorostan]

I f the Italians attack Landongrad again we will send 15 million troops to their capital!
and 20 million to Landongrad for military assistance .

How the fuck can you send 35 million soldiers to fight when you have 144 million people!!

It. Does. Not. Work. Like. That!!!

And please go to NSTrainers like the nice poster above me said. Please?

[The Zombay]

The army has been sent to both locations.
We have pulled 100,000 men to fly bombers that will bomb the capital of the italians