The Most Serene Republic of The Master M had issued an ultimatum to the people of Kinstantia
The Master M wrote:
The Foreign office of The Most Serene Republic of The Master M
For the attention of the leadership of Kinstantia
Following the news of your alliance, many of our citizens filed a very stark petition which urges our government to attack and destroy your nation and alliance, because of our nations strict anti-homosexual stance. While we have considered this, we are a peaceful nation when possible, but we cannot ignore the demands of our people. Therefore, we issue the following ultimatum: Your alliance shall disband immediately, your nations leaders shall apologise on national TV to our populace, and you will become a colony of The Master M.
Failure to comply with these demands will result in a state of war between our nations.
Have a nice day,
Minister Martins
She couldn't understand how a people could go to war over such a petty difference. She couldn't believe the blatent disregard to the soverignty of the United States of Kinstantia. She couldn't believe the gaul of someone who would issue such a decree. However, she knew one thing, and that was she had to respond.
She reach over her desk and picked up the receiver of a black office phone. With deliberate touches, she dialed a phone number.
"This is President Spaulding. Get me the Joint Chiefs immediately!" she ordered into the phone. "Also, get His Majesty on the phone. He should be here too."
From down the hallway the should of dress shoes moving quickly came moving towards the office door. In walked 4 men, dressed in the uniforms of their respective branches of the military.
"Gentlemen, we've been issued an ultimatum. I am sure that you have heard about it through your sources, but I have it here for you all to read." The president walked over and handed the piece of paper to the commanders. They read it as she walked back to her desk.
"Madame President," said the gruff voiced General of the Army Cedrick Nelson, "This is a backdoor declaration of war. No matter how you slice it, these yabols want to destroy us and make us part of another country. We need to declare war on them now, and crush them immediately!"
"General," the President responded, "do you really think that I want to go to war over an ideologically difference? Do you really think that this is a valid reason to go to war?"
"Madame President, if I may join in," said General of the Marine Corps Travis Hillman, "You don't really have a choice. No matter what you do, these fools are going to send troops, planes, and ships towards our country."
"I agree with the Generals," said Admiral Jonathon F Arbuckle, Commanding Admiral of the Kinstantian Navy, "I have no idea how you get out of this one."
"Gentlemen, may I join in?" said the young, blond-haired man standing at the doorway to the office. The Joint Chiefs and the President all stood up immediately.
"Your Highness, I didn't expect you so quickly." Said President Spaulding.
"I was on my way to see you once I had gotten word of the news." Responded King Conner. "You see, we have a dilema. As an openly gay man, I am angered and outraged by this statement from the Minister from Master M. On the other hand, as a monarch, I fear for the safety of the people. We have to see if we can handle this diplomatically."
President Spaulding walked over towards the door and escorted the King to the plush red chair directly in front of her desk.
"Your highness, I couldn't agree with you more." responded the President. "But I admit, the Joint Chiefs should ready the military." She looked towards General Nelson, "General, how soon could we be ready?"
"Mdm President, we could be ready in 5 days." responded the Genreal.
"Admiral Arbuckle, how about the Navy?" the President asked.
"Well, our Carriers are not far from the shore, other than the USS Enterprise which is on deployment in the Atlantic. We could be ready in 4 days." responded the Admiral. "And, after speaking with General Tillman, and General Thompson of the Air Force, it would take no more than 5 days for us to be prepared. We've already sent orders calling up the reserves."
"Very well." stated the President. "Your Highness, we must address the nation. Meanwhile, Joint Chiefs, get our fighters in the air, our ships along the coast and our Army at the ready. Now, get it done!" The Joint Chiefs stood up quickly, saluted, and hurried away to make their defense plans.
"Now we have to address the nation, your Majesty." said the President.
"You know, Samantha?" responded the King informally, "I hate to say this in public, but I hope we go to war with them. I hope we kick their asses." With that, the King stood up and turned towards the door of the office. "No one is going to tell me how I can live. I am the goddamned King of Kinstantia, not a servant to the Master M." The king walked out of the door.





