To all Zionist and Capitalist nations

[Arab Jerusalem]

If the Zionist nation of mossad Jerusalem does not accept me into the region me and my communist allies will launch an invasion into any zionist and capitalist nation that is going to interfere


The Dictatorship of Arab Jerusalem

[Sorgan]

If the Zionist nation of mossad Jerusalem does not accept me into the region me and my communist allies will launch an invasion into any zionist and capitalist nation that is going to interfere


The Dictatorship of Arab Jerusalem

[Opola]

We will retaliate using a full scale war if you step on the land of Jerusalem.

[Sorgan]

To: Both nations in this war
From: The U.S.S.S

This "war" is humorous! It's like a drama play train wreck! Both of you're nations are'nt being too logical about this whole thing. People will have different ideas you just have to accept them.



Signed, Henry Johnson

Minister of Foreign affairs.

[Arab Jerusalem]

To all Nations and Alliances

After growing tension between our peoples i have issued at statement to all Arab Military forces about to cross the border into Jerusalem



The order is ..............stand down

[Opola]

The Opolan military has placed IDT's and mines on the border of Jerusalem if you do not stand to your word we will fire the mines.

[Arab Jerusalem]

You may think we have stopped the invasion of jerusalem but we have not ......

we are waiting for a response from the zionists i'd get in contact with them

imperial union of procrustes eh ?

tell your monarchy to stop interfering with the conflict or the entire CPAF will invade your region as well.....


time is running out

[Greater Americania]

We shall send an expeditionary force of 5,000 infantrymen to Opola to be returned at the end of the conflict.

[Opola]

That was a threat against my region, the International Fascist Alliance and The Collaboration of Allied Nations have been informed of your behavior.

[Imperial Defenders]

your queen is in danger....

so is the house of commons ministers

so is the ministry of defence members

so is your princess

[Imperial Defenders]

thats what the arab telegrammed me!

[Opola]

The opolan military has prepared to launch one of our test ICBM directly at your capital and is on standby.

[Sanctiperemptomonious]

Sanctiperemptomonan News Agency

In a rather comical turn of events, the crazed leader of the Arab-Socialist nation of Arab Jerusalem, is embarking on a "Crusade" on "the Zionist nation of mossad Jerusalem". It is times like this, that we all are thankful that our leader is only slightly demented. At this time, we believe that the particulars of this story, will only become more comical. Stay tuned to SNA for continuing coverage of what we are calling, "Conflict in Jerusalem, a Farce in the Sand."

[Zoingo]

Official Communique

Really? This is quite hilarious....declaring war against all Zionist and Capitalist nations will only ensure your own destruction and obliteration off of the face of the universe. Please, stand down your position, and take the right course and end this "war".

And we advise Commack to stay out of this and work with its own affairs first before it gets into others.

[Opola]

I would like to thank my Fascist/nationalist brothers for there support.

[Imperial Defenders]

I'd like to thank all the nations that are in the war with me , but mostly to the brave nation of opola who is my ally and close comrade

[Imperial Defenders]

The Empire of Imperial Defender's wishes to announce they have a ICBM aimed on Arab Jerusalem's presidential palace

[The Emmerian Unions]

<<OOC: There are no words for me to discribe this.>>

[Zintharia]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF THE SSFZ
RE: Jackassery

The SSFZ can only say that any nation that uses the term "Zionist" is no real socialist nation and is kindly asked to stop using the term when describing their nation.

Mikhail Lonieda
Marshal of the SSFZ
NL, TZ, SSFZ

[L3 Communications]

<<OOC: There are no words for me to discribe this.>>

((OOC: Agreed. :facedesk:))

[Steel Butterfly]

If the Zionist nation of mossad Jerusalem does not accept me into the region me and my communist allies will launch an invasion into any zionist and capitalist nation that is going to interfere


The Dictatorship of Arab Jerusalem

Just throwing this out there...but please check the populations of various nations (such as mine). I have more men and women in my armed forces than you have in your total population. Food for thought.

[The Emmerian Unions]

Just throwing this out there...but please check the populations of various nations (such as mine). I have more men and women in my armed forces than you have in your total population. Food for thought.

<<OOC: Aye. IK too have more people in my military then Arab Jerusalem has in his entire country.>>

[Kinstantia]

President Spaulding received a bulletin from her National Security Advisory. In it, she read about the conflict with Arab Jerusalem. She simply shook her head, then began to laugh out loud.

"John," she said, "you seriously want me to do something about this?"

"Well, Madame President, he DID mention ALL capitalist nations." John Rankin, National Security Advisor replied.

"John, I think that there is a bigger threat from vegetarians against the Kinstantian Meat Packing Industry than this. Got anything else for me?" The President retorted.

[Imperial Defenders]

To all civilised nations:

This Morning Arab Jerusalem issued a statement saying an ICBM was aimed at the capital of the region of Jerusalem , if no reply came from the Mossad and Capitalist governments they would fire the missile to Jerusalem.

My Nation and my Allies are standing by to attack

So is the Arabs as they have Communist Allies as well

[Kinstantia]

You may wish to watch your local media, or actually, foreign news to shed light on which nation has an ICBM pointed at Jerusalem.

The United States of Kinstantia is placing economic sanctions against Arab Jerusalem.

Samantha Spaulding,
President of the United States of Kinstantia