Deanolia's: Virus DV-22

[Orcuo]

Utquaigvik is creating missiles infused with DV-22 samples to be used as a biological weapon in future wars.

I approve.

[DDSland]

Ha! too bad i stole the unmutated sample! *breakes it in your lab and infects your country* HA.

Jokes on you! First off, I already scanned the virus DNA! Second off, my population is already so pumped up with several types of vaccines & steroids that viruses are afraid to catch them! Third off, you’re in my country and my security squad as surrounded you while I was keeping you busy! Fourth off, none of this really matters because before I got the virus from you my agents had already collected it and have started the mutation process, I just wanted to see if someone was gullible enough to give me a sample!

OK, you left me no choice. If you stop mutating the sample I "accidently" gave you. I WONT NUKE YOUR ENTIRE NATION. WITH DEATH VIRUS. *which kills everything, ALSO there is no immunity and vaccines to save people infected by the virus.*

[DDSland]

Utquaigvik is creating missiles infused with DV-22 samples to be used as a biological weapon in future wars.

Nice move, Utquiagvik. Infect your enemies and kill them easier. Here's 1,000,000 vaccines.

[DDSland]

Jokes on you! First off, I already scanned the virus DNA! Second off, my population is already so pumped up with several types of vaccines & steroids that viruses are afraid to catch them! Third off, you’re in my country and my security squad as surrounded you while I was keeping you busy! Fourth off, none of this really matters because before I got the virus from you my agents had already collected it and have started the mutation process, I just wanted to see if someone was gullible enough to give me a sample!

OK, you left me no choice. If you stop mutating the sample I "accidently" gave you. I WONT NUKE YOUR ENTIRE NATION. WITH DEATH VIRUS. *which kills everything, ALSO there is no immunity and vaccines to save people infected by the virus.*

EWSland: I WILL ALSO NUKE YOU WITH THE DEATH VIRUS IF YOU NUKE HIM.

Okay, okay fine. You win.

[Orcuo]

OK, you left me no choice. If you stop mutating the sample I "accidently" gave you. I WONT NUKE YOUR ENTIRE NATION. WITH DEATH VIRUS. *which kills everything, ALSO there is no immunity and vaccines to save people infected by the virus.*

Sure you will…

Anyway, I have to go now. Important business and such, do see yourself out, if you don’t mind. Toodles!

*puts on gas mask, leaves through the doorway, and hits a button locking down the laboratory to spray a disinfectant, keeping the virus trapped inside with you as well.*

[DDSland]

OK, you left me no choice. If you stop mutating the sample I "accidently" gave you. I WONT NUKE YOUR ENTIRE NATION. WITH DEATH VIRUS. *which kills everything, ALSO there is no immunity and vaccines to save people infected by the virus.*

Sure you will…

Anyway, I have to go now. Important business and such, do see yourself out, if you don’t mind. Toodles!

*puts on gas mask, leaves through the doorway, and hits a button locking down the laboratory to spray a disinfectant, keeping the virus trapped inside with you as well.*

Idiot. I am immune to the virus. and also CREPE>

[Orcuo]

Idiot. I am immune to the virus. and also CREPE>

Wait your immune? Why not just take a blood sample of your blood and make a vaccine?

[DDSland]

Idiot. I am immune to the virus. and also CREPE>

Wait your immune? Why not just take a blood sample of your blood and make a vaccine?

I DID.

[Orcuo]

I DID.

Cool! Can I have it?

[DDSland]

I DID.

Cool! Can I have it?

If you want. You are a bit lucky i might give your nation 100,000 vaccines. I called it the: "DAV Vaccine or Deanolian Anti Virus".

[Orcuo]

If you want. You are a bit lucky i might give your nation 100,000 vaccines. I called it the: "DAV Vaccine or Deanolian Anti Virus".

Cool! Can I have a small test tube of the vaccine?

[DDSland]

If you want. You are a bit lucky i might give your nation 100,000 vaccines. I called it the: "DAV Vaccine or Deanolian Anti Virus".

Cool! Can I have a small test tube of the vaccine?

Sure. but do not make it harmful tho. OK?

[Orcuo]

Sure. but do not make it harmful tho. OK?

Okie dokie!

*grabs the vaccine and puts it into a machine and begins pressing buttons on it*

[DDSland]

Sure. but do not make it harmful tho. OK?

Okie dokie!

*grabs the vaccine and puts it into a machine and begins pressing buttons on it*

wait what are you doing?

[Orcuo]

wait what are you doing?

I’m just copying the vaccine’s dna blueprint to create my own version of it so I can quickly distribute the vaccine through the water and ration supply.

[DDSland]

wait what are you doing?

I’m just copying the vaccine’s dna blueprint to create my own version of it so I can quickly distribute the vaccine through the water and ration supply.

Huh. That's actually good! I think.

[Orcuo]

Huh. That's actually good! I think.

And send!

*presses send button*

Now that the blueprint has been sent, production can begin and my entire population should be vaccinated! Thankfully it’s almost mandatory evening ration consumption time so we should only have to wait about 30 minutes.

[DDSland]

Huh. That's actually good! I think.

And send!

*presses send button*

Now that the blueprint has been sent, production can begin and my entire population should be vaccinated! Thankfully it’s almost mandatory evening ration consumption time so we should only have to wait about 30 minutes.

Noice.

[Orcuo]

Noice.

I also sent blueprints for a reversed-engineered vaccine that would effectively make it more deadly then the original virus! Either way I have to go now so I have to get ready for Oktoberfest so later ja!

*presses button dropping you down into a barrel that gets sent into a river that leads into the ocean and floats back all the way to your country*

[DDSland]

OK.. Huh.. it looks like now that Deanolia is cured.

[Orcuo]

Great news everyone! After some mutation from my laboratory the DV-22 Virus sample had been formed into the DV-22 2.0 Virus! This time the victims of the version will get more hostile and their skin will become resistant to weapons! This includes knifes, bats, guns and more!

[Utquiagvik]

Great news everyone! After some mutation from my laboratory the DV-22 Virus sample had been formed into the DV-22 2.0 Virus! This time the victims of the version will get more hostile and their skin will become resistant to weapons! This includes knifes, bats, guns and more!

Awesome. How much does a sample of this new virus cost?

[Orcuo]

Awesome. How much does a sample of this new virus cost?

Why my dear sir, this product is still in it’s beta phase! I still have much improving to do. In the meantime, feel free to browse other items in our shopping catalogue.

[Past beans]

Past beans starts a program to build trauma centers in countries that need them. Meanwhile, in response to the upgrade, past beans begins to call support from other local planets under it’s control.

[Scytharum]

Scytharum forms a defensive line of its 1st and 3rd Stellar Force Fleets near the Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter, in order to safeguard the Ceres Outpost and to prevent any incursion of the DV-22 virus or its more powerful counterpart. The aforementioned 61st Rockdwellers, whose recovery team had perished on the surface of Pluto, are ordered to stay there, and to monitor and destroy any incoming threats while the defensive line forms up in order to keep any incoming vessels from entering the inner solar system.