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Nyetoa
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Postby Nyetoa » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:05 pm

El Lazaro wrote:
Fenwick Foundation wrote:You are not evil, and not EVIL material.

The LCBA will salt your fields with illegal nerve agents and fill your rivers with napalm. Neglected tropical diseases shall be released upon your cities, and hordes of feral cats shall inflict a variety of illnesses upon those who venture into the countryside. In what way are unethical business practices neither evil nor EVIL?


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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:11 pm

Nyetoa wrote:
El Lazaro wrote:The LCBA will salt your fields with illegal nerve agents and fill your rivers with napalm. Neglected tropical diseases shall be released upon your cities, and hordes of feral cats shall inflict a variety of illnesses upon those who venture into the countryside. In what way are unethical business practices neither evil nor EVIL?


That's the spirit

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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:12 pm

Regnum Alea Spaceflee wrote:
Nyetoa wrote:
That's the spirit

PIG RIDER!
(I think I am going insane)

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:17 pm

Floofybit wrote:
Regnum Alea Spaceflee wrote:PIG RIDER!
(I think I am going insane)

*Hog rider

Thanks
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Fenwick Foundation
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Founded: Oct 31, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Fenwick Foundation » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:31 pm

Oateria wrote:
Fenwick Foundation wrote:
Not really evil enough on its own. Have you massacred anyone?

The SoB have been involved in multiple terrorist incidents in the Bandervai region, and these peaked in the early 2000s with the bombing of Banderviss city hall which led to the deaths of 840 people, and injuring about two thousand more. They’ve seen number of personnel decrease since then but have committed lynchings in rural regions and are believed to be involved in the deaths of multiple Oaterian local officials, as well as helping a failed coup of the Oaterian government in mid 2020.

Any genocidal ambitions?

Telbnis wrote:Tevanokne

We are an organisation dedicated to keeping Telbnis pure. We make sure that all opinions align with our tenets, and those who disagree, disappear.
We make sure that Telbnis' population is kept small and easily controllable. Superfluous citizens also disappear.
Anyone with information about Tevanokne outside of our organisation disappears.

Disappearing can take many forms. Usually it takes at least a month- they must be kept in captivity while their case is considered. Various tests may be performed during this period.

Many who disappear suddenly find themselves on one of our outer skerries with nothing except the clothes on their back and the rock underneath them. Sometimes it may also be in the middle of a forest, or deep inside a cave. It's easy to get lost here.

Many who disappear die tragically in fires while the fire brigade were 'otherwise occupied'. The fires can also sometimes spread to the homes of their family members. People really shouldn't be so reckless.

Many disappear by suddenly succumbing to various diseases, or falling off bridges. Accidents happen.

Some just vanish.

Exactly 3170 people have been disappeared during the 43 years Tevanokne has been active. They include politicians, celebrities, normal people, and children.

That's not very evil, nor EVIL. And we'll see...


A- does that mean we're in or not?
B- if not, can this be a second application?

7/10 evilness
We want to join to spread discord and strife through the multiverse

Your methods might be evil, but your goals aren't really evil, you know?
In 2021, Lord President George Fenwick lost re-election and sacked Munkchester. He and his son promptly escaped from community service in Sweden to international waters. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as slavers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Fenwick Foundation.

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The Academy of Terra
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Founded: Oct 21, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Academy of Terra » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:33 pm

Should someone make a IC thread?
We are just your friendly neighborhood ex-shadow government that is purging 6 other shadow governments while trying to negotiate peace with the Hydra using MAD.

Current year:
2053

Academy News Network: The perviously hydra occupied territory has been integrated into the Academy. The African Union has annexed a good part of central Africa.  Middle East states refused Academy Ultimatum troops have been seen gathering at the border.


NS stats purged along with the other shadow governments

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Oateria
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Founded: Aug 02, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Oateria » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:40 pm

Fenwick Foundation wrote:
Oateria wrote:The SoB have been involved in multiple terrorist incidents in the Bandervai region, and these peaked in the early 2000s with the bombing of Banderviss city hall which led to the deaths of 840 people, and injuring about two thousand more. They’ve seen number of personnel decrease since then but have committed lynchings in rural regions and are believed to be involved in the deaths of multiple Oaterian local officials, as well as helping a failed coup of the Oaterian government in mid 2020.

Any genocidal ambitions?


Oh, absolutely. Exterminate all Oatserians, Popnen and Zerdans, and any Yunek, Bandervi or Tadpen who don’t profess their complete faith in Malin (last queen of Banderviss).
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Fenwick Foundation
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Founded: Oct 31, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Fenwick Foundation » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:41 pm

The Academy of Terra wrote:Should someone make a IC thread?

We'll hold a conference in a suitably evil location. Any ideas, anyone?

Oateria wrote:
Fenwick Foundation wrote:Any genocidal ambitions?


Oh, absolutely. Exterminate all Oatserians, Popnen and Zerdans, and any Yunek, Bandervi or Tadpen who don’t profess their complete faith in Malin (last queen of Banderviss).

Welcome to EVIL.
In 2021, Lord President George Fenwick lost re-election and sacked Munkchester. He and his son promptly escaped from community service in Sweden to international waters. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as slavers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Fenwick Foundation.

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:43 pm

Oateria wrote:
Fenwick Foundation wrote:Any genocidal ambitions?


Oh, absolutely. Exterminate all Oatserians, Popnen and Zerdans, and any Yunek, Bandervi or Tadpen who don’t profess their complete faith in Malin (last queen of Banderviss).

I wonder what my relation with you would be
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The Academy of Terra
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Founded: Oct 21, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Academy of Terra » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:48 pm

Fenwick Foundation wrote:
The Academy of Terra wrote:Should someone make a IC thread?

We'll hold a conference in a suitably evil location. Any ideas, anyone?

Mustafar

While not evil we could meet on my Resort space station... the only thing close to evil on it is the casinos
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We are just your friendly neighborhood ex-shadow government that is purging 6 other shadow governments while trying to negotiate peace with the Hydra using MAD.

Current year:
2053

Academy News Network: The perviously hydra occupied territory has been integrated into the Academy. The African Union has annexed a good part of central Africa.  Middle East states refused Academy Ultimatum troops have been seen gathering at the border.


NS stats purged along with the other shadow governments

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Oateria
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Founded: Aug 02, 2021
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Postby Oateria » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:50 pm

Regnum Alea Spaceflee wrote:
Oateria wrote:
Oh, absolutely. Exterminate all Oatserians, Popnen and Zerdans, and any Yunek, Bandervi or Tadpen who don’t profess their complete faith in Malin (last queen of Banderviss).

I wonder what my relation with you would be


Well, do you like relatively powerful and menacing backwards hillbilly ethnic supremacy terrorist cults who are led by 14 year olds brainwashed to think they’re being possessed by a woman who died in the early to mid 1400s?
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The Academy of Terra
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Postby The Academy of Terra » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:51 pm

Oateria wrote:
Regnum Alea Spaceflee wrote:I wonder what my relation with you would be


Well, do you like relatively powerful and menacing backwards hillbilly ethnic supremacy terrorist cults who are led by 14 year olds brainwashed to think they’re being possessed by a woman who died in the early to mid 1400s?


How would you see my nation?
We are just your friendly neighborhood ex-shadow government that is purging 6 other shadow governments while trying to negotiate peace with the Hydra using MAD.

Current year:
2053

Academy News Network: The perviously hydra occupied territory has been integrated into the Academy. The African Union has annexed a good part of central Africa.  Middle East states refused Academy Ultimatum troops have been seen gathering at the border.


NS stats purged along with the other shadow governments

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Lodsa Emone
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Founded: Aug 27, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Lodsa Emone » Mon Feb 06, 2023 1:59 pm

Nation/organisation/individual name: Corporate Hellhole of Lodsa Emone
How evil are you out of 10?: 8
Name one evil thing you've done: Sell alcohol to the underaged
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Business opportunities
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

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The Rio Grande River Basin
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Founded: Sep 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rio Grande River Basin » Mon Feb 06, 2023 2:02 pm

Nation/organisation/individual name: Galactic Unity Agency
How evil are you out of 10?: Think conspiracy theorist’s idea of a spy agency 11/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Destroyed an inhabited planet: my old account has this factbook I haven’t transferred yet after a mod run in:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1816600

Why do you want to join EVIL?: More assassins.
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Magna Plymptonium
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Postby Magna Plymptonium » Mon Feb 06, 2023 2:08 pm

Magna Plymptonium wrote:
Fenwick Foundation wrote:Why would it be evil?

From Discord, it’s clear you misunderstood what I mean.

Why am I not allowed in? You specified terrorists are eligible why not killers of newborns?
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Orcuo » Mon Feb 06, 2023 2:12 pm

Nation/organisation/individual name:
The Funny Master of Orcuo (Head of State; Funnyman)

How evil are you out of 10?:
11/10

Name one evil thing you've done:
Used a baby as a football for my football tournament.

Why do you want to join EVIL?:
Because I Funni.
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Oateria
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Postby Oateria » Mon Feb 06, 2023 2:23 pm

The Academy of Terra wrote:How would you see my nation?


The SoB probably see Terra as an untrustworthy regime, not very helpful to them mainly on the fact that they are still are at least a partial democracy and aren’t useful to Her Grace, as well as projects like Nuclear Winter proving they are too much of a loose cannon to be trusted by Her Grace. As a matter of fact, relying on a more wild army is what helped Bandervai fall (in their eyes Mara was never faulty, it was the Mongolyn’s fault).
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The Giver
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Founded: Feb 04, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Giver » Mon Feb 06, 2023 2:38 pm

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Community
How evil are you out of 10?: 8/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Drugged my citizens so they don't feel anything
Why do you want to join EVIL?: To create a deconstructed utopia and take away what it means to be human.
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Tsarus 2142
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Postby Tsarus 2142 » Mon Feb 06, 2023 4:43 pm

i propose we convene at the top of our two-mile tall tower where our leader, The Light, masterminds his most devious of plots and schemes. mhm, yes, devious. laughs maniacally
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Dummkopfen
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Ex-Nation

Evil Application

Postby Dummkopfen » Mon Feb 06, 2023 7:55 pm

Nation/organisation/individual name: United Corporations of Dummkopfen
How evil are you out of 10?: 9.98/10
Name one evil thing you've done: one? only one? Corporate slavery, getting the masses hooked on addictive substances so they are constantly buying the stuff, constantly exploiting the poor, total disregard for the well being of everyone below a certain wealth bracket, etc.
[b]Why do you want to join EVIL?:[/b. Basically were a nation run by a bunch of billionaires who own mega corporations. We care about one thing and one thing only: profit, no matter what—or who— the cost. We want some shall we say, ahh, insurance on our investments, and what better way than to join an alliance of nations that share our general lack of morals?

Furthermore, i propose we nuke a volcano to form a blasted land where we can build a mile tall lighthouse from which we rule the world. Lets call it
Mordor
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The Academy of Terra
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Academy of Terra » Mon Feb 06, 2023 8:20 pm

Dummkopfen wrote:Furthermore, i propose we nuke a volcano to form a blasted land where we can build a mile tall lighthouse from which we rule the world. Lets call it
Mordor


This gave me a brilliant idea how about we do this but on venus (well my universe's venus)... or just use the entirety of venus as a base for EVIL and we can import lava and random workers for little pay as Servants
We are just your friendly neighborhood ex-shadow government that is purging 6 other shadow governments while trying to negotiate peace with the Hydra using MAD.

Current year:
2053

Academy News Network: The perviously hydra occupied territory has been integrated into the Academy. The African Union has annexed a good part of central Africa.  Middle East states refused Academy Ultimatum troops have been seen gathering at the border.


NS stats purged along with the other shadow governments

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Plewnidminster
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Founded: Jan 17, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Plewnidminster » Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:27 am

Nation/organisation/individual name:Aryan Action
How evil are you out of 10?: 10
Name one evil thing you've done: Bombing a mosque, synagogue and predominantly black church
(All on the same day)

Why do you want to join EVIL?: to kill black, Jewish and South Asian babies in addition to enslaving Arabs.
We'll hold a conference in a suitably evil location. Any ideas, anyone?

Egalia, Sweden.
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- Fenwicks conquer Munkchester.
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Fenwick Foundation
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Founded: Oct 31, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Fenwick Foundation » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:49 am

Lodsa Emone wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: Corporate Hellhole of Lodsa Emone
How evil are you out of 10?: 8
Name one evil thing you've done: Sell alcohol to the underaged
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Business opportunities

Welcome to EVIL.

The Rio Grande River Basin wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: Galactic Unity Agency
How evil are you out of 10?: Think conspiracy theorist’s idea of a spy agency 11/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Destroyed an inhabited planet: my old account has this factbook I haven’t transferred yet after a mod run in:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1816600

Why do you want to join EVIL?: More assassins.

Not evil, not EVIL.

Orcuo wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name:
The Funny Master of Orcuo (Head of State; Funnyman)

How evil are you out of 10?:
11/10

Name one evil thing you've done:
Used a baby as a football for my football tournament.

Why do you want to join EVIL?:
Because I Funni.

So it's a nation? Just checking.

The Giver wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: The Community
How evil are you out of 10?: 8/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Drugged my citizens so they don't feel anything
Why do you want to join EVIL?: To create a deconstructed utopia and take away what it means to be human.

Not evil enough.

Dummkopfen wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: United Corporations of Dummkopfen
How evil are you out of 10?: 9.98/10
Name one evil thing you've done: one? only one? Corporate slavery, getting the masses hooked on addictive substances so they are constantly buying the stuff, constantly exploiting the poor, total disregard for the well being of everyone below a certain wealth bracket, etc.
Why do you want to join EVIL?:[/b. Basically were a nation run by a bunch of billionaires who own mega corporations. We care about one thing and one thing only: profit, no matter what—or who— the cost. We want some shall we say, ahh, insurance on our investments, and what better way than to join an alliance of nations that share our general lack of morals?

Furthermore, i propose we nuke a volcano to form a blasted land where we can build a mile tall lighthouse from which we rule the world. Lets call it
Mordor

Welcome to EVIL.

Plewnidminster wrote:[b]Nation/organisation/individual name:Aryan Action
How evil are you out of 10?: 10
Name one evil thing you've done: Bombing a mosque, synagogue and predominantly black church
(All on the same day)

Why do you want to join EVIL?: to kill black, Jewish and South Asian babies in addition to enslaving Arabs.
We'll hold a conference in a suitably evil location. Any ideas, anyone?

Egalia, Sweden.

To whom it may concern,

We believe there may have been a mix-up here. We advise you to apply to join the Cute Puppies Appreciation Society instead, for people who pose no serious threat to anyone and most certainly are not EVIL material.

EVIL
In 2021, Lord President George Fenwick lost re-election and sacked Munkchester. He and his son promptly escaped from community service in Sweden to international waters. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as slavers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Fenwick Foundation.

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Plewnidminster
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Jan 17, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Plewnidminster » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:50 am

Fenwick Foundation wrote:
Lodsa Emone wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: Corporate Hellhole of Lodsa Emone
How evil are you out of 10?: 8
Name one evil thing you've done: Sell alcohol to the underaged
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Business opportunities

Welcome to EVIL.

The Rio Grande River Basin wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: Galactic Unity Agency
How evil are you out of 10?: Think conspiracy theorist’s idea of a spy agency 11/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Destroyed an inhabited planet: my old account has this factbook I haven’t transferred yet after a mod run in:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1816600

Why do you want to join EVIL?: More assassins.

Not evil, not EVIL.

Orcuo wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name:
The Funny Master of Orcuo (Head of State; Funnyman)

How evil are you out of 10?:
11/10

Name one evil thing you've done:
Used a baby as a football for my football tournament.

Why do you want to join EVIL?:
Because I Funni.

So it's a nation? Just checking.

The Giver wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: The Community
How evil are you out of 10?: 8/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Drugged my citizens so they don't feel anything
Why do you want to join EVIL?: To create a deconstructed utopia and take away what it means to be human.

Not evil enough.

Dummkopfen wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: United Corporations of Dummkopfen
How evil are you out of 10?: 9.98/10
Name one evil thing you've done: one? only one? Corporate slavery, getting the masses hooked on addictive substances so they are constantly buying the stuff, constantly exploiting the poor, total disregard for the well being of everyone below a certain wealth bracket, etc.
Why do you want to join EVIL?:[/b. Basically were a nation run by a bunch of billionaires who own mega corporations. We care about one thing and one thing only: profit, no matter what—or who— the cost. We want some shall we say, ahh, insurance on our investments, and what better way than to join an alliance of nations that share our general lack of morals?

Furthermore, i propose we nuke a volcano to form a blasted land where we can build a mile tall lighthouse from which we rule the world. Lets call it
Mordor

Welcome to EVIL.

Plewnidminster wrote:[b]Nation/organisation/individual name:Aryan Action
How evil are you out of 10?: 10
Name one evil thing you've done: Bombing a mosque, synagogue and predominantly black church
(All on the same day)

Why do you want to join EVIL?: to kill black, Jewish and South Asian babies in addition to enslaving Arabs.

Egalia, Sweden.

To whom it may concern,

We believe there may have been a mix-up here. We advise you to apply to join the Cute Puppies Appreciation Society instead, for people who pose no serious threat to anyone and most certainly are not EVIL material.

EVIL

IC: Aryan Action behead 150 black babies.
“Still think we’re not evil?”
IC name: Lonidminster
Does not always represent my views
News:
- War hero and wife, the latter a Foot Guards officer’s daughter, murdered in their own home.
- Fenwicks conquer Munkchester.
- High numbers of terrorist attacks, increased murder and rape rates, lead to 60% support for death penalty.

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Fenwick Foundation
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Posts: 657
Founded: Oct 31, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Fenwick Foundation » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:54 am

Plewnidminster wrote:IC: Aryan Action behead 150 black babies.
“Still think we’re not evil?”

To whom it may concern,

I hope you're not threatening us.

EVIL
In 2021, Lord President George Fenwick lost re-election and sacked Munkchester. He and his son promptly escaped from community service in Sweden to international waters. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as slavers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Fenwick Foundation.

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