OOF! Nice move, though
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by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:55 pm
by The African Emirates » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:00 pm
by Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:02 pm
The African Emirates wrote:<SUBSPACE MESSAGE BEGIN>
Greetings to you all. I am Ernest, and below is my empire's application to the organization known as EVIL.
Nation/organisation/individual name:The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates
How evil are you out of 10?: Unknown/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Uploaded all sentient lifeforms of the Prime universe to the Net, a universe-encompassing connection to each other and to the Prime Overseer, Ernest
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Additional opportunities to subsume additional lifeforms outside of the Prime universe. In other words, you're next.
I do hope you consider my application, and that you also consider going to the nearest Uploading facility or otherwise notifying an Emiratian assimilation fleet of your location.
<SUBSPACE MESSAGE END>
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:02 pm
The African Emirates wrote:<SUBSPACE MESSAGE BEGIN>
Greetings to you all. I am Ernest, and below is my empire's application to the organization known as EVIL.
Nation/organisation/individual name:The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates
How evil are you out of 10?: Unknown/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Uploaded all sentient lifeforms of the Prime universe to the Net, a universe-encompassing connection to each other and to the Prime Overseer, Ernest
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Additional opportunities to subsume additional lifeforms outside of the Prime universe. In other words, you're next.
I do hope you consider my application, and that you also consider going to the nearest Uploading facility or otherwise notifying an Emiratian assimilation fleet of your location.
<SUBSPACE MESSAGE END>
by The African Emirates » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:06 pm
Eragon Island wrote:The African Emirates wrote:<SUBSPACE MESSAGE BEGIN>
Greetings to you all. I am Ernest, and below is my empire's application to the organization known as EVIL.
Nation/organisation/individual name:The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates
How evil are you out of 10?: Unknown/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Uploaded all sentient lifeforms of the Prime universe to the Net, a universe-encompassing connection to each other and to the Prime Overseer, Ernest
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Additional opportunities to subsume additional lifeforms outside of the Prime universe. In other words, you're next.
I do hope you consider my application, and that you also consider going to the nearest Uploading facility or otherwise notifying an Emiratian assimilation fleet of your location.
<SUBSPACE MESSAGE END>
Who's next? We are not all the same universe.
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:27 pm
The African Emirates wrote:
<SUBSPACE MESSAGE BEGIN>
Esteemed Arembolan citizen,
Whenever you are willing to be uploaded, please notify any Uploaded individual, including myself, of your exact Omniversal coordinates using standard notation. A fleet will arrive at your location sooner if you utilize the correct method.
Sincerely,
Ernest
<SUBSPACE MESSAGE END>
by Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:28 pm
Eragon Island wrote:The African Emirates wrote:<SUBSPACE MESSAGE BEGIN>
Esteemed Arembolan citizen,
Whenever you are willing to be uploaded, please notify any Uploaded individual, including myself, of your exact Omniversal coordinates using standard notation. A fleet will arrive at your location sooner if you utilize the correct method.
Sincerely,
Ernest
<SUBSPACE MESSAGE END>
Yeah... uh... I don't know where I am, so... Idc if you want to Upload me, but if you try, displacer will work on digital constructs just as well as on light and matter
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:29 pm
by The Itzgari » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:30 pm
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:30 pm
The Itzgari wrote:Pinning this for a request in two seconds…
by The Itzgari » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:31 pm
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:32 pm
The Itzgari wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: The Glorious Empire of the Itzgari
How evil are you out of 10?: 100000000000/10
Name one evil thing you've done: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=527609, along with some planetary genocides, mass slavery, planetary pollution, a few hundred extinctions, and some other stuff.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Because I want too, and if you don’t let me I will destroy you all.
by Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:33 pm
Eragon Island wrote:The Itzgari wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: The Glorious Empire of the Itzgari
How evil are you out of 10?: 100000000000/10
Name one evil thing you've done: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=527609, along with some planetary genocides, mass slavery, planetary pollution, a few hundred extinctions, and some other stuff.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Because I want too, and if you don’t let me I will destroy you all.
Fellow Slaver! Hello!
by Utquiagvik » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:33 pm
The Itzgari wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: The Glorious Empire of the Itzgari
How evil are you out of 10?: 100000000000/10
Name one evil thing you've done: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=527609, along with some planetary genocides, mass slavery, planetary pollution, a few hundred extinctions, and some other stuff.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Because I want too, and if you don’t let me I will destroy you all.
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:34 pm
by Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:34 pm
Utquiagvik wrote:The Itzgari wrote:Nation/organisation/individual name: The Glorious Empire of the Itzgari
How evil are you out of 10?: 100000000000/10
Name one evil thing you've done: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=527609, along with some planetary genocides, mass slavery, planetary pollution, a few hundred extinctions, and some other stuff.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Because I want too, and if you don’t let me I will destroy you all.
Genocide, slavery, environmental destruction…. I think this guy should definitely be a member of this glorious alliance. I hope my application will be accepted as well.
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:35 pm
by Utquiagvik » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:36 pm
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:37 pm
by Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:37 pm
by Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:38 pm
Eragon Island wrote:Reminds me... anyone wanna buy some slaves?
by Utquiagvik » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:38 pm
Eragon Island wrote:Reminds me... anyone wanna buy some slaves?
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:39 pm
Regnum Alea Spaceflee wrote:The most evil things I have done is the Venezuelan Genocide and the French Insurgancy (Still not gonna let that go Eragon!)
by Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:40 pm
by Eragon Island » Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:40 pm
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