EVIL

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Daphne Panadero
82 Calle Arturo Zuñiga
Bidarte Población, Bidarte Municipality, Vasconia, Tummylandia and Susistan
VSBD19

To them at EVIL

Hello there, EVIL.

I have recently found out about your organization, and let me tell ye, I want to join it! Below is my membership application.

Nation/organisation/individual name: Daphne Agurtzane Elizondo Panadero (Daphne Panadero)
How evil are you out of 10?: 7/10
Name one evil thing you've done: I once kidnapped teachers of 4 primary schools and forced them to watch their students being eaten by pitbulls, along with skinning alive and beheading the boy who sexually harassed me. Infront of the whole class (the beheading and skinning). Did I mention my day job was torturing and/or killing enemies of Tummylandia and Susistan, right infront of their grieving children and partner? Oh I forgot to say, but I replaced a lactose-intolerant person's IV fluid with milk.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Trolling. That and hopefully making a few friends.

Yours sincerely, Daphne Panadero

[The Empire Of The Sutherlands]

Should someone make a IC thread?

We'll hold a conference in a suitably evil location. Any ideas, anyone?

Oh, absolutely. Exterminate all Oatserians, Popnen and Zerdans, and any Yunek, Bandervi or Tadpen who don’t profess their complete faith in Malin (last queen of Banderviss).

Welcome to EVIL.

A larger more fortified Sealand perhaps?

[Oateria]

A larger more fortified Sealand perhaps?

Any place without them damn sterkianns is fine with the SoB.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

I wonder what my relation with you would be

Well, do you like relatively powerful and menacing backwards hillbilly ethnic supremacy terrorist cults who are led by 14 year olds brainwashed to think they’re being possessed by a woman who died in the early to mid 1400s?

I live in Alabama, life is that in a nutshell

[Oateria]

I live in Alabama, life is that in a nutshell

Thank god for Mississippi.

[Eragon Island]

Hello fellow Evildoers!

[The Academy of Terra]

Hello fellow Evildoers!

Hello how does this sound?

Furthermore, i propose we nuke a volcano to form a blasted land where we can build a mile tall lighthouse from which we rule the world. Lets call it
Mordor

This gave me a brilliant idea how about we do this but on venus (well my universe's venus)... or just use the entirety of venus as a base for EVIL and we can import lava and random workers for little pay as Servants

[Eragon Island]

Oh! I've done this one! It did not end well for anyone! I think we should do it.

[Utquiagvik]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Republic Of Utquiagvik
How evil are you out of 10?: 9/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Many atrocities against innocent people
Why do you want to join EVIL?: To grow our influence and discuss evil plans with other evil nations.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Republic Of Utquiagvik
How evil are you out of 10?: 9/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Many atrocities against innocent people
Why do you want to join EVIL?: To grow our influence and discuss evil plans with other evil nations.

Did I hear EVIL plans?

[Utquiagvik]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Republic Of Utquiagvik
How evil are you out of 10?: 9/10
Name one evil thing you've done: Many atrocities against innocent people
Why do you want to join EVIL?: To grow our influence and discuss evil plans with other evil nations.

Did I hear EVIL plans?

Yes, you heard EVIL plans

[The Academy of Terra]

Did I hear EVIL plans?

Yes, you heard EVIL plans

What EVIL plans are we talking about?

[Sezdlimsi Astrese]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Confederacy of Sezdlimsi Astrese
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10 definitely
Name one evil thing you've done: In the 18th century we colonized part of North America and killed a lot of the natives.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Definitely not so we can spy on you.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

Did I hear EVIL plans?

Yes, you heard EVIL plans

Oooooooooo YES!

[The Academy of Terra]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Confederacy of Sezdlimsi Astrese
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10 definitely
Name one evil thing you've done: In the 18th century we colonized part of North America and killed a lot of the natives.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Definitely not so we can spy on you.

Hey that's suspicious

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Confederacy of Sezdlimsi Astrese
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10 definitely
Name one evil thing you've done: In the 18th century we colonized part of North America and killed a lot of the natives.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: Definitely not so we can spy on you.

Hey that's suspicious

What a fool, he thinks he can spy on ME!

[The Academy of Terra]

Hey that's suspicious

What a fool, he thinks he can spy on ME!

Our EVIL plans shall never be shown to spies

[Canadian Goose Republic]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Council of the Canada Goose
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10
Name one evil thing you've done: We have terrorized all of Canada and America with parts of Mexico. In Europe we have caused problems for the brits and dutch.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: We want to expand the canada goose relm.

[Eragon Island]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Council of the Canada Goose
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10
Name one evil thing you've done: We have terrorized all of Canada and America with parts of Mexico. In Europe we have caused problems for the brits and dutch.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: We want to expand the canada goose relm.

YES! THE HOLY WORD: GOOSE!

Also, you misspelled REALM

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Council of the Canada Goose
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10
Name one evil thing you've done: We have terrorized all of Canada and America with parts of Mexico. In Europe we have caused problems for the brits and dutch.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: We want to expand the canada goose relm.

SILENCE, FOOD! YOU ARE NOT EVIL ENOUGH (in my opinion)

[The Academy of Terra]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Council of the Canada Goose
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10
Name one evil thing you've done: We have terrorized all of Canada and America with parts of Mexico. In Europe we have caused problems for the brits and dutch.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: We want to expand the canada goose relm.

SILENCE, FOOD! YOU ARE NOT EVIL ENOUGH (in my opinion)

You think geese aren't EVIL? Have you even encountered a wild goose?

[Eragon Island]

SILENCE, FOOD! YOU ARE NOT EVIL ENOUGH (in my opinion)

You think geese aren't EVIL? Have you even encountered a wild goose?

Exactly. That is why I said Goose is the holy word

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

SILENCE, FOOD! YOU ARE NOT EVIL ENOUGH (in my opinion)

You think geese aren't EVIL? Have you even encountered a wild goose?

Yes and they met the barrel of my gun. also Fenwick did not allow a country that quite literally allows their citizens to eat babies.

[Canadian Goose Republic]

Nation/organisation/individual name: The Council of the Canada Goose
How evil are you out of 10?: 10/10
Name one evil thing you've done: We have terrorized all of Canada and America with parts of Mexico. In Europe we have caused problems for the brits and dutch.
Why do you want to join EVIL?: We want to expand the canada goose relm.

YES! THE HOLY WORD: GOOSE!

Also, you misspelled REALM

That was to anger the grammar police!

[Utquiagvik]

Yes, you heard EVIL plans

What EVIL plans are we talking about?

COMPLETE ANNIHILATION OF OUR ENEMIES! WE WILL SLAY THEIR PEOPLE AND TAKE THEIR LAND AS OURS!