The Slaver War (IC-OPEN)

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

My fleet will arive at Iceland in 1/2 a day

[The Astral Mandate]

To make more speedboat warships, we have encouraged civilians to donate speedboats. We just attach machine guns to them!
We also do this with ultralight aircraft and private jets.

[The 1000 barbarians]

To make more speedboat warhsips, we have encouraged civilians to donate speedboats. We just attach machine guns to them!

occ: that's basically what America did in the civil war. they took steamboats and stuff and put tanks cannons on them

[Ottomahn Empire]

OOC: ah crap. You're gonna target my Bismarck and Tirpitz, arent ye?
IC: Anti-Air guns are immediately manned in reaction to this announcement, as more men are being directed to building the Ottoman Empire's Bismarck and Tirpitz.

My ships will arive at iceland in one and a half days

great! MInd sending men to help with the Bismarck?

OOC: ah crap. You're gonna target my Bismarck and Tirpitz, arent ye?
IC: Anti-Air guns are immediately manned in reaction to this announcement, as more men are being directed to building the Ottoman Empire's Bismarck and Tirpitz.

IC: Twelve fighters are downed but the crews of the remaining planes still bomb the shipyards before parachuting down in distress and surrendering.
If the Cannonio bombers don’t confess; they’ll be executed.

The Ottoman Empire take the crews as POWS, putting them in camps with.. Living conditions similar to that of which you'd expect in an average MIddle-Class Home in the northern half of the American Continent.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

My ships will arive at iceland in one and a half days

great! MInd sending men to help with the Bismarck?

IC: Twelve fighters are downed but the crews of the remaining planes still bomb the shipyards before parachuting down in distress and surrendering.
If the Cannonio bombers don’t confess; they’ll be executed.

The Ottoman Empire take the crews as POWS, putting them in camps with.. Living conditions similar to that of which you'd expect in an average MIddle-Class Home in the northern half of the American Continent.

I will send about 100,000

[Fenwick Foundation]

"it seems their people are brainwashed. we will slaughter them all."
"sir the geneva conventions"
'"wrong the geneva suggestions"
the troops arrive at small villages ransaking them and freeing any slaves

“It seems we have some people who think they’re edgy,” says Richard Fenwick upon hearing the news that ‘the 1000 barbarians’ have intervened. “Well, news for them: they’re not. They’re kittens play-fighting. Any of their men we capture, we will turn into eunuch slaves.”

The Fenwick Brigade goes to fight the barbarians, who are currently (and ironically) ransacking Icelandic villages in a futile search for slaves.

[Plewnidminster]

OOC: you're the one committing humans rights violations by having slaves!

OOC:
If you OOCly think little infants who haven’t learn to speak should be deliberate killed for political reasons like this, you have no business being on my thread.
I will ban you just as you would probably not RP if me if OOCly thought killing the elderly, for example, was ok.
IC:

It seems we have some people who think they’re edgy,” says Richard Fenwick upon hearing the news that ‘the 1000 barbarians’ have intervened. “Well, news for them: they’re not. They’re kittens play-fighting. Any of their men we capture, we will turn into eunuch slaves.”

The Fenwick Brigade goes to fight the barbarians, who are currently (and ironically) ransacking Icelandic villages in a futile search for slaves.

IC: The majority of Icelanders now support Lonidminster.

The Ottoman Empire take the crews as POWS, putting them in camps with.. Living conditions similar to that of which you'd expect in an average MIddle-Class Home in the northern half of the American Continent.

Because of this; the Ottomans will not be enslaved if captured.

[Fenwick Foundation]

“REMEMBER! The whole world is against us. They’re sending armies in the hundreds of thousands to Iceland of all places. But we’re the Fenwick Brigade. We’ve fought much more dangerous foes with far braver men. These? We can barely call them men,” Richard Fenwick says to the Fenwick Brigade to rally them for battle. They cheer. “Torture every other prisoner of war you take to death! Show them what happens when you mess with slavery!”

[The Astral Mandate]

OOC: you're the one committing humans rights violations by having slaves!

OOC:
If you OOCly think little infants who haven’t learn to speak should be deliberate killed for political reasons like this, you have no business being on my thread.
I will ban you just as you would probably not RP if me if OOCly thought killing the elderly, for example, was ok.
IC:

It seems we have some people who think they’re edgy,” says Richard Fenwick upon hearing the news that ‘the 1000 barbarians’ have intervened. “Well, news for them: they’re not. They’re kittens play-fighting. Any of their men we capture, we will turn into eunuch slaves.”

The Fenwick Brigade goes to fight the barbarians, who are currently (and ironically) ransacking Icelandic villages in a futile search for slaves.

IC: The majority of Icelanders now support Lonidminster.

The Ottoman Empire take the crews as POWS, putting them in camps with.. Living conditions similar to that of which you'd expect in an average MIddle-Class Home in the northern half of the American Continent.

Because of this; the Ottomans will not be enslaved if captured.

Only because you enslaved everyone who opposed you!

[Plewnidminster]

OOC:
If you OOCly think little infants who haven’t learn to speak should be deliberate killed for political reasons like this, you have no business being on my thread.
I will ban you just as you would probably not RP if me if OOCly thought killing the elderly, for example, was ok.
IC:

IC: The majority of Icelanders now support Lonidminster.

Because of this; the Ottomans will not be enslaved if captured.

Only because you enslaved everyone who opposed you!

OOC: is this IC or OOC? In either case, no, only the pagans were enslaved.

[Fenwick Foundation]

The Fenwick Brigade mockingly blood-eagle a captured Icelandic rebel. “You worship Odin? So do we! Here’s a sacrifice for him!” they laugh over the victim’s brief screams.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

OOC: you're the one committing humans rights violations by having slaves!

OOC:
If you OOCly think little infants who haven’t learn to speak should be deliberate killed for political reasons like this, you have no business being on my thread.
I will ban you just as you would probably not RP if me if OOCly thought killing the elderly, for example, was ok.
IC:

It seems we have some people who think they’re edgy,” says Richard Fenwick upon hearing the news that ‘the 1000 barbarians’ have intervened. “Well, news for them: they’re not. They’re kittens play-fighting. Any of their men we capture, we will turn into eunuch slaves.”

The Fenwick Brigade goes to fight the barbarians, who are currently (and ironically) ransacking Icelandic villages in a futile search for slaves.

IC: The majority of Icelanders now support Lonidminster.

The Ottoman Empire take the crews as POWS, putting them in camps with.. Living conditions similar to that of which you'd expect in an average MIddle-Class Home in the northern half of the American Continent.

Because of this; the Ottomans will not be enslaved if captured.

OOC: I have absolutly no idea what you said, could someone tell me?

[-Pashtunistan]

Meanwhile the Persian soldiers kind of just... existing:

[The Astral Mandate]

Meanwhile the Persian soldiers kind of just... existing:

The Astral Armed forces wanting them to stop existing:

[Plewnidminster]

The Fenwick Brigade mockingly blood-eagle a captured Icelandic rebel. “You worship Odin? So do we! Here’s a sacrifice for him!” they laugh over the victim’s brief screams.

IC:
To assuage public concerns, the PM points out the Fenwick Foundation are just pretending to be pagans.
Now, the public are happy.

Punch and Siegfried shows are introduced and sent to evacuee children, like Punch and Judy shows but instead of beating his wife Punch beats pagans.
Originally; they were planned to be called Punch and Freya but the censor said that “marrying a pagan would make Punch a family unfriendly sex offender.”

[Greater Morvonia]

The group of High Speed Armoured Trains have by this point reached the Mexican-American border. Hearing of the rapidly escalating conflict at their destination, the local Zir-OS servers on the trains decide to reroute to Fort Ross and travel the rest of the way with helicopters, rather than attempting to cross the Bering Strait via temporary bridges and take the long route.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

The Fenwick Brigade mockingly blood-eagle a captured Icelandic rebel. “You worship Odin? So do we! Here’s a sacrifice for him!” they laugh over the victim’s brief screams.

IC:
To assuage public concerns, the PM points out the Fenwick Foundation are just pretending to be pagans.
Now, the public are happy.

Punch and Siegfried shows are introduced and sent to evacuee children, like Punch and Judy shows but instead of beating his wife Punch beats pagans.
Originally; they were planned to be called Punch and Freya but the censor said that “marrying a pagan would make Punch a family unfriendly sex offender.”

I am going to send 6 Forrestal class aircraft carriers for "Research purposes" to Plewnidminster

[The 1000 barbarians]

the barbarian's words are they only kill those who support the slavers and are saded with how there fellow mercenaries act .
they continues looking for and freeing slaves they find

[Sons of Liberty]

OOC: Just want to ask? Is this MT or All Tech?

[Plewnidminster]

the barbarian's words are they only kill those who support the slavers and are saded with how there fellow mercenaries act .
they continues looking for and freeing slaves they find

IC: They only find 1 slave, owned by a Native Council member who is also a Rabbi. If they kill him, that will look very bad, especially as he doesn’t treat the slaves the way most do.

[Southeast Marajarbia]

"it seems their people are brainwashed. we will slaughter them all."
"sir the geneva conventions"
'"wrong the geneva suggestions"
the troops arrive at small villages ransaking them and freeing any slaves

Marajarbia would commend the move.

[The 1000 barbarians]

they allow the rabbi to keep the slave but they give the slave enough money to buy freedom if he wants to. they start trying to track salve purchases and free them well being shiped

[Plewnidminster]

they allow the rabbi to keep the slave but they give the slave enough money to buy freedom if he wants to. they start trying to track salve purchases and free them well being shiped

IC:
The slave buys his freedom. Now instead of being a slave, he is deported to Norway.

Majarbia would commend the move.

For commending the execution of POWs without trial, Majarbia is added to the bill to extend slavery to enemy populations that commit certain atrocities.

[Ottomahn Empire]

Question: How long is a day in this RP?
compared to real time

[Plewnidminster]

Question: How long is a day in this RP?
compared to real time

OOC: it depends on how things are played, no absolute scale.
IC: The saboteurs from Cannonio are taken to a POW camp near Jekyll Park awaiting trial. If convicted, they will be moved to the civilian death row.