The Federal Truth | Neptunvia (OOC/Sign-ups)
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 1:33 pm
"Now hun, I know your scared, but dont freak out, Its not like your contacting aliens or something." Says First Man, Cesar Rabellino, to the President
"Surger, some these people could BE Aliens! And not illegal, where talking Like, Space Aliens!" Yells back president Steel.
"I mean, as far as you know, these could be literally anything! You know that agent we axtracted from that middle eastern country?! He told us about a freaking ostrich, A Freaking Robot, and a someone with Fox tails? I think it was? I don't know!" Mr. Steel put his head on his hand and holds Cesar's hands.
"Look," said Cesar, "Im shure whatever it is, we can take it on! They cant be more default then the guys we fought back at the bar when we where in our 20's."Fallow your Heart, or, some crap like that. Look, just be you, and Im shure you'll be fine. You where voted the President of the U.S. For gods sakes! Now, go! make your message." Mr. Steel looked deep into his Husbands eyes. Smooched him on the lips, then entered the press room.
"Hello everyone. As you know, There will be time questions after the announcement. So, Lets get started. As, you all are aware, there have been some strange things happening across the world. Portals opening up to... What people can only describe as the Multiverse. I, Your president, regret to keep you in the dark like this, however, we wanted to make positively Shure that the Portals where not 100% just straight up kill you. It was for your own safety." He quickly adjusted time as he read further on. "However, we have now decided, to invite major leaders across the multiverse to join us in a party in the presidential palace. But, I cant tell you about these people as much as my Directors can. Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome the Director of the CIA, Chaims White. FBI Director, Jessy Blake, Jermon Kane, Director of Homland, Lithean Kluk, Department of State, and finally, Marialia Samual, Department of Homeland Security. Please ask these people questions all the questions you want, this concludes my segment, where now shiping this footage across the Multiverse to announce our party. God Bless you all, and god bless the United States of Champlania."
As Steel leaves, he's hugged by Cesar. "Honey! you did great! Now come on, I made my mothers All American Burgers." "God, you know how much I love those. Make Shure you save some of those at the party." "Sounds like a plan."
From the Presidential Palace of the United States of Champlania
Greetings Leaders of the Multiverse and those who are in any relation to "Neptunvia" this is an official open invitation to a party in the Presidential Palace. These are unusual circumstances, there forth, your going to have to forgive us for the Unusually high amount of Security who are going to be present at the Palace. This being said, we also must insist that you where proper clothes to this occasion. This includes, a Suit and Tie if your a man, or a Dress if your a woman. You can also bring Military Uniforms if that's more you're style. Please refrain from being nude that's all we ask. We also ask that you dont bring any Weaponry in the Presidential Palace, this is meant to be a diplomatic event. Also, we should probably talk about forms of transportation. Please DO NOT FLY TO THE PRESIDENTAIL PALACE. You can land at an Airport and call a Cab to get to Columbia, But under NO SERCUMSTANCES should you fly above Columbia unless you want to get shot by a SAM site. That being said, you can also use a boat to arrive at Columbia and Walk the distance into the Presidential Palace. Thats all, we hope we see you there.
-President Henry H.W. Steel
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[align=middle][size=120]Official U.S.C. Invitation Form, Please present this Infront of the Marine guarding the Palace.[/size][/align]
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