2nd kravolecese war

[Never Gonna Give You Up Rickroller]

Supreme Emperor Rick Astley is informed of the events in Universe Sector 1, UQ 43. He is told that they nearly destroyed their own universe. Thinking that much power is too dangerous for those weaklings to handle, he has sent a command Ship to that Universe to sort things out, using his Trans-Dimensional Portal.

As it arrives, a gigantic hologram appears with Supreme Emperor Rick Astley displayed

"STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY!" He cries out, "You fools must stop this at once, I am not afraid to send my Planet Destroyer to quell your thirst for meaningless blood. If it were for more than one planet I can understand, bit you idiots are just playing around! Barbaria, stop this invasion or I'll send an invasion force"

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

i don't and i wouldn't give them to you even if i still had them

Well that's unfortunate... FOR YOU!

Don't think about joining the war either.

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

Supreme Emperor Rick Astley is informed of the events in Universe Sector 1, UQ 43. He is told that they nearly destroyed their own universe. Thinking that much power is too dangerous for those weaklings to handle, he has sent a command Ship to that Universe to sort things out, using his Trans-Dimensional Portal.

As it arrives, a gigantic hologram appears with Supreme Emperor Rick Astley displayed

"STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY!" He cries out, "You fools must stop this at once, I am not afraid to send my Planet Destroyer to quell your thirst for meaningless blood. If it were for more than one planet I can understand, bit you idiots are just playing around! Barbaria, stop this invasion or I'll send an invasion force"

The Kaisereich's frigate tries to establish communication with the aircraft, sending a message asking who this emperor of another universe is.

[Never Gonna Give You Up Rickroller]

Supreme Emperor Rick Astley is informed of the events in Universe Sector 1, UQ 43. He is told that they nearly destroyed their own universe. Thinking that much power is too dangerous for those weaklings to handle, he has sent a command Ship to that Universe to sort things out, using his Trans-Dimensional Portal.

As it arrives, a gigantic hologram appears with Supreme Emperor Rick Astley displayed

"STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY!" He cries out, "You fools must stop this at once, I am not afraid to send my Planet Destroyer to quell your thirst for meaningless blood. If it were for more than one planet I can understand, bit you idiots are just playing around! Barbaria, stop this invasion or I'll send an invasion force"

The Kaisereich's frigate tries to establish communication with the aircraft, sending a message asking who this emperor of another universe is.

The Commander of the vessel, called Brigadus (the ship), replies

"We are the crew of Brigadus, and we are here under our graceful lord, Supreme Emperor Rick Astleys, wishes. He demands you cease this war or we will send down an invasion force to quell it. You cannot resist, our soldiers are equipped with technology a hundreds of years more advanced then yours. We discovered your universe during a scan of your Universal Sector, which some unusual activity occured in one the galaxies with which you find yourselves in."

[Barbaria]

(Put kill numbers here).

Due to insufficient detail about the attack, 7,999.5 soldiers die. I don't know how you get that number, but whatever.

The Barbarians then proceed to Berlin and set up a row of (modern) Katyusha rocket launchers, except that they launch nuclear missiles. The vehicles aren't used yet, though.

Somebody presumed to be a German spy is arrested. The interviewer, who is a Barbarian traitor, reveals that, due to supply issues, Barbaria cannot transfer all necessary supplies to launch a nuclear attack involving 1000 missiles on Berlin. The spy is then released and, after the traitor is executed, Barbaria launches a ground assault on Berlin by attacking and conquering Potsdam and then surrounding the infamous city.

As of now, satellite images show no trace of the Katyushas. Maybe it was just a threat? Or will the largest nuclear assault on Berlin actually happen.

[The free city of Kravolec]

(Put kill numbers here).

Due to insufficient detail about the attack, 7,999.5 soldiers die. I don't know how you get that number, but whatever.

The Barbarians then proceed to Berlin and set up a row of (modern) Katyusha rocket launchers, except that they launch nuclear missiles. The vehicles aren't used yet, though.

Somebody presumed to be a German spy is arrested. The interviewer, who is a Barbarian traitor, reveals that, due to supply issues, Barbaria cannot transfer all necessary supplies to launch a nuclear attack involving 1000 missiles on Berlin. The spy is then released and, after the traitor is executed, Barbaria launches a ground assault on Berlin by attacking and conquering Potsdam and then surrounding the infamous city.

As of now, satellite images show no trace of the Katyushas. Maybe it was just a threat? Or will the largest nuclear assault on Berlin actually happen.

yea no way you could just after barely fighting to reach berlin

[The free city of Kravolec]

Due to insufficient detail about the attack, 7,999.5 soldiers die. I don't know how you get that number, but whatever.

The Barbarians then proceed to Berlin and set up a row of (modern) Katyusha rocket launchers, except that they launch nuclear missiles. The vehicles aren't used yet, though.

Somebody presumed to be a German spy is arrested. The interviewer, who is a Barbarian traitor, reveals that, due to supply issues, Barbaria cannot transfer all necessary supplies to launch a nuclear attack involving 1000 missiles on Berlin. The spy is then released and, after the traitor is executed, Barbaria launches a ground assault on Berlin by attacking and conquering Potsdam and then surrounding the infamous city.

As of now, satellite images show no trace of the Katyushas. Maybe it was just a threat? Or will the largest nuclear assault on Berlin actually happen.

yea no way you could just after barely fighting reach berlin

[Haruhi Japan]

Japan sends a Subarashī taiyō class 5 missile (based on irl DF-41) heading right for Kravolec (expected to arrive in 5 minutes). The Japanese government justifies this as a "liberation" as they believe the Kravolecese government is hiding the slaves.

[Barbaria]

Japan sends a Subarashī taiyō class 5 missile (based on irl DF-41) heading right for Kravolec (expected to arrive in 5 minutes). The Japanese government justifies this as a "liberation" as they believe the Kravolecese government is hiding the slaves.

A nuclear missile is launched at the missile, detonating it in mid-air and creating a mega explosion. It's worst that the detonation probably occurred above Kravolec's capital, too.

[The free city of Kravolec]

Japan sends a Subarashī taiyō class 5 missile (based on irl DF-41) heading right for Kravolec (expected to arrive in 5 minutes). The Japanese government justifies this as a "liberation" as they believe the Kravolecese government is hiding the slaves.

A nuclear missile is launched at the missile, detonating it in mid-air and creating a mega explosion. It's worst that the detonation probably occurred above Kravolec's capital, too.

welp now its time for

not again...
43,284 deaths
13,583 injured

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

(Put kill numbers here).

Due to insufficient detail about the attack, 7,999.5 soldiers die. I don't know how you get that number, but whatever.

The Barbarians then proceed to Berlin and set up a row of (modern) Katyusha rocket launchers, except that they launch nuclear missiles. The vehicles aren't used yet, though.

Somebody presumed to be a German spy is arrested. The interviewer, who is a Barbarian traitor, reveals that, due to supply issues, Barbaria cannot transfer all necessary supplies to launch a nuclear attack involving 1000 missiles on Berlin. The spy is then released and, after the traitor is executed, Barbaria launches a ground assault on Berlin by attacking and conquering Potsdam and then surrounding the infamous city.

As of now, satellite images show no trace of the Katyushas. Maybe it was just a threat? Or will the largest nuclear assault on Berlin actually happen.

The German Empire launches a great offensive where Mechas and Tigers and the Kaiser's Frigate, destroy the enemy forces, the Reich's fire artillery, attacks the capital of Barbaria, while the enemies are completely expelled from German territory, the Reich, sends its greatest front-line generals Erwin Rommell and August von Mackenses, who lead an offensive that destroys all. enemy border defense, advancing further into enemy territory, cutting enemy communications and destroying supply bases.

[Haruhi Japan]

Japan sends a Subarashī taiyō class 5 missile (based on irl DF-41) heading right for Kravolec (expected to arrive in 5 minutes). The Japanese government justifies this as a "liberation" as they believe the Kravolecese government is hiding the slaves.

A nuclear missile is launched at the missile, detonating it in mid-air and creating a mega explosion. It's worst that the detonation probably occurred above Kravolec's capital, too.

The Japanese government pretends like the incident never happened and blames Barbaria for launching a nuclear missile towards Kravolec. "It's the Barbarians, they wanted to destroy Kravolec even though they supposedly got rid of slavey!" says Japanese Prime Minister Terauchi Mitsubishi.

[Never Gonna Give You Up Rickroller]

Japan sends a Subarashī taiyō class 5 missile (based on irl DF-41) heading right for Kravolec (expected to arrive in 5 minutes). The Japanese government justifies this as a "liberation" as they believe the Kravolecese government is hiding the slaves.

A nuclear missile is launched at the missile, detonating it in mid-air and creating a mega explosion. It's worst that the detonation probably occurred above Kravolec's capital, too.

Due to this action, The Supreme Emperor has order a landing party of 10k to land to land near Berlin, and another 10k to Japan. With superior technology and cover fire from fighter crafts deployed from the Command Shuttle, the swauds easily land down with very, very few causlites and begin attacking Barbarian and Japanese's soldiers.

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

The Kaisereich's frigate tries to establish communication with the aircraft, sending a message asking who this emperor of another universe is.

The Commander of the vessel, called Brigadus (the ship), replies

"We are the crew of Brigadus, and we are here under our graceful lord, Supreme Emperor Rick Astleys, wishes. He demands you cease this war or we will send down an invasion force to quell it. You cannot resist, our soldiers are equipped with technology a hundreds of years more advanced then yours. We discovered your universe during a scan of your Universal Sector, which some unusual activity occured in one the galaxies with which you find yourselves in."

The German Kaiser, claims that he never wanted war, that he is fighting to prevent the destruction of the universe, the Kaiser asks that the aircraft from another universe help, to end the war at once.

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

Tiger and mechas, begin to invade the enemy capital, a long battle begins, making the city go into flames, the battle lasts for days the deaths are approximately: 100 thousand for Germany and by calculations, 200 thousand dead for Barbaria. ( if it is more I will correct it) .

[The free city of Kravolec]

A nuclear missile is launched at the missile, detonating it in mid-air and creating a mega explosion. It's worst that the detonation probably occurred above Kravolec's capital, too.

The Japanese government pretends like the incident nver happens and blames Barbaria for launching a nuclear missile towards Kravolec. "It's the Barbarians, they wanted to destroy Kravolec even though they supposedly got rid of slavey!" says Japanese Prime Minister Terauchi Mitsubishi.

the kravolecese government facepalms at this, and mentions the fact that you had accused us of having slavery still and are at war with us
we think its both of you had similar ideas just you both tried to hit the same area, causing the collision
also at this point all kravolecese troops are equipped with známka-1 exo-armor and new weapons with overall significantly increases the power of the kravolecese army

[Rickroll Island]

OOC: I was gonna post but wait there’s already a rickroll nation here damnit

[Puddingland]

The Japanese government pretends like the incident nver happens and blames Barbaria for launching a nuclear missile towards Kravolec. "It's the Barbarians, they wanted to destroy Kravolec even though they supposedly got rid of slavey!" says Japanese Prime Minister Terauchi Mitsubishi.

the kravolecese government facepalms at this, and mentions the fact that you had accused us of having slavery still and are at war with us
we think its both of you had similar ideas just you both tried to hit the same area, causing the collision
also at this point all kravolecese troops are equipped with známka-1 exo-armor and new weapons with overall significantly increases the power of the kravolecese army

The Top Puddinglandian general wonders where such weapons could be obtained as the army contains only 20 troops becuase of mass destruction of there nation eariler

[The free city of Kravolec]

the kravolecese government facepalms at this, and mentions the fact that you had accused us of having slavery still and are at war with us
we think its both of you had similar ideas just you both tried to hit the same area, causing the collision
also at this point all kravolecese troops are equipped with známka-1 exo-armor and new weapons with overall significantly increases the power of the kravolecese army

The Top Puddinglandian general wonders where such weapons could be obtained

keep in mind my nation is from 2035

[Haruhi Japan]

A nuclear missile is launched at the missile, detonating it in mid-air and creating a mega explosion. It's worst that the detonation probably occurred above Kravolec's capital, too.

Due to this action, The Supreme Emperor has order a landing party of 10k to land to land near Berlin, and another 10k to Japan. With superior technology and cover fire from fighter crafts deployed from the Command Shuttle, the swauds easily land down with very, very few causlites and begin attacking Barbarian and Japanese's soldiers.

Japan unveils its secret plasma weapons and Japanese soldiers begin engaging the Rick invaders. Japanese anti-aircraft systems also detect the fighter jets due to hidden satellites and Japanese ion cannons begin shooting down Rick planes, disabling them. The Japanese government tells its citizens that they are being attacked by "aliens" and to resist the alien invaders as much as possible. The Japanese populace takes up arms against the Rick soldiers and brutal urban guerrilla fighting ensures that the Rick soldiers don't get far before many of them are gunned down and ambushed.

Japanese casualties: 4,000

[A blue shirt]

“Ah, your average godmod thread where people are overly OP” muses a single blue shirt.

[Zombielanden]

Zombielanden ships set sail toward adventure in japan. A small and fast expedition ship with a crew of around 100 men from the Warrick province. The men are starved with very little rations and not all of them are in the right place mentally speaking. Some of the troops suffer from hallucinations some of them have extremely low iq and those that are smart are desperate from starvation. Thus is the life of anyone from Zombielanden.

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

Due to this action, The Supreme Emperor has order a landing party of 10k to land to land near Berlin, and another 10k to Japan. With superior technology and cover fire from fighter crafts deployed from the Command Shuttle, the swauds easily land down with very, very few causlites and begin attacking Barbarian and Japanese's soldiers.

Japan unveils its secret plasma weapons and Japanese soldiers begin engaging the Rick invaders. Japanese anti-aircraft systems also detect the fighter jets due to hidden satellites and Japanese ion cannons begin shooting down Rick planes, disabling them. The Japanese government tells its citizens that they are being attacked by "aliens" and to resist the alien invaders as much as possible. The Japanese populace takes up arms against the Rick soldiers and brutal urban guerrilla fighting ensures that the Rick soldiers don't get far before many of them are gunned down and ambushed.

Japanese casualties: 4,000

In support of Rick's soldiers, the Reich begins to bomb Tokyo and important cities, the Kaisereich's army, under heavy enemy fire, manages to land in enemy territory, starting a bloody battle in the capital. Kaisereich Casualties: 10,000. Japanese Casualties: ???.

[The free city of Kravolec]

“Ah, your average godmod thread where people are overly OP” muses a single blue shirt.

well everyone in here has future tech and i'm putting this conflict at probs 2040?

[Puddingland]

Zombielanden ships set sail toward adventure. A small and fast expedition ship with a crew of around 100 men from the Warrick province. The men are starved with very little rations and not all of them are in the right place mentally speaking. Some of the troops suffer from hallucinations some of them have extremely low iq and those that are smart are desperate from starvation. Thus is the life of anyone from Zombielanden.

Do we need to send aid to Zombieladen, it sounds like they need it...