Gonswanza wrote:New Georgia and the North Pacific wrote:Councilroom A, Yellowstone House
The new Council filed in.
“Ok. You lot, yes you, are the newly elected Constitutional Council. Let’s get to work.”
The Chairwoman huffed. There was a man with a clown nose and a massive bin as a hat, with the label “Screaming Lord Crotch” present.
“Our intervention in Syrvania. Admiral Hill?”
Admiral Hill stepped up. She opened up the HoloDisplay.
“This is Plan A. We make some mild condemnations, and send a few weapons, helping and hindering no-one. We just stick around as peacekeepers.”
She pointed at the next option
“Plan B. We go to war. We send our forces, and more, and sweep into Syrvania. We attempt to brute force our way through, and annihilate all opposition. We use WMDs if necessary.”
She pointed at the final option
“This. Plan C.” She chuckled lightly, “We activate the Cerberus Protocol. CySec annihilates anything with a motherboard, we shut down power, the internet, missile detection/defence, communications, hospitals, anything, and I mean anything, we can take down to scare the civilians. We hold the ground in Hetland, whilst pelting Syrvania with anything we’ve got. Including our Intelligence services. We sic Article 19, SAD, SIS, and anything inbetween to assassinate, poison, sabotage, destroy, anything Syrvanian. We seize assets, launch a blockade, shut down the stock markets and just wear down morale, until they sue for peace. What’s the pick?”
The Chair thought about it.
“Plan C. Any objections?”
The man with the bucket spoke up.
“I suggest we buy lasers from the Almighty Lord Buckethead…”
The chair sighed, and nodded in the Admiral’s direction.
This was gonna be a loooong day.
CySec HQ, undisclosed location
“Cerberus Protocol is go, I repeat, CERBERUS IS GO!”
OOC: My guy, plan C is literally the worst option. Please reconsider before this goes fucking nuclear specifically because of you.
Edit: Oh, look what you've done. You've doomed us all now. Now diplomacy's impossible.
Plan B is what happens when you have full out war. Plan C isn't the worst one. Plan C leads to a war of attrition, one which I can win/force peace.