by The Ctan » Thu May 26, 2022 3:55 pm
by TURTLESHROOM II » Fri May 27, 2022 10:04 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Comrade Commisar » Sat May 28, 2022 4:15 am
by The Ctan » Sat May 28, 2022 6:38 pm
by Barboneia » Sat May 28, 2022 8:17 pm
by Comrade Commisar » Mon May 30, 2022 6:56 am
by Hiluxia » Tue May 31, 2022 12:30 am
by TURTLESHROOM II » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:42 pm
Comrade Commisar wrote:"We have orders to detain the South Landers during the inspection." Yukon said, firing another round without so much as even breaking eye contact.
"We have orders to have them search the train." The Barboneian replied, also firing another round.
"There were no such orders." She coldly replied, another crack ringing out from her rifle.
"They were in Finnish." He retorted, with a similar crack sounding from his rifle.
Bang. Bang. Several more shots rung out, as the gunfire became frequent enough to attract attention from onlookers, much to the blatant disregard of the two mercenaries. Many of these were joined with the panicked shouts of the South Lander, caught between the two, although they seemed to become less out of genuine fear, and more out of instinct after a certain point.
The Ctan wrote:These refreshments were arranged by the group of Necrons, and Recruitment Service personnel, rather than the mercenaries, there were limits. As much as the Necrons had a fierce reputation, they were a lot less likely to do something random, when they enacted violence it was inevitably precise.
She wasn’t going to go straight in with the sales pitch, it was a conversational law that someone would ask her about how she had come to be wearing a C’tani officer’s uniform.
The Ctan wrote:“Hello everyone, while we’re conducting our search and training we’ve prepared some additional refreshments over here,” she said, “there are also toilets and shelter from the sun.”
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by The Ctan » Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:58 pm
by Menelmacar » Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:05 pm
by TURTLESHROOM II » Wed Aug 02, 2023 4:45 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Comrade Commisar » Thu Aug 03, 2023 9:17 am
Menelmacar wrote:-snip-
by The Ctan » Thu Aug 03, 2023 2:33 pm
by TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Aug 03, 2023 4:42 pm
The Ctan wrote:‘You are right in your guess, the technology we possess could, hypothetically, bring forth children without parents, such things are closely proscribed and to do so is a crime, except in the reversal of species-extinction for treatment of sterility and the like. One does not simply create life irresponsibly. You think you know of the Great Civilization’s society, enough that you think it fits some definition of libertine rakehells,’ she might have used heck for another occasion but the word was rakehell, ‘that has been conjured by Turtleshroom apologetics, mixing fears dreamed up in depraved imaginations and dragging things out of context.
The Ctan wrote:‘Your children might indeed become me, though, or like me; that’s what happened to me after all. But look closely and tell me if I am truly so degraded as you fear? Would it be that bad for your grandsons and granddaughters to be as I am?
The Ctan wrote:If you want to judge my filial piety, then consider this measure, the Scholars say The superior man serves his ruler in such a way that, when at court in his presence, his thought is how to discharge his loyal duty to the utmost, and when he retires from it, his thought is how to amend his errors. I would never pronounce myself excellent, I am not so hubristic even though you may think it strange for a woman to serve in such a role. It would bring shame to my own parents and it would serve the Great Civilization poorly if I gave such salutary respect to those outside the Great Civilization.
The Ctan wrote:You say I am a shame to my parents and a traitor to our kindred? Let me show you that they still taught me of our own culture. I demand satisfaction. I know you won’t fight a woman, but I can appoint a champion.’
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Hiluxia » Sat Aug 05, 2023 6:18 pm
by TURTLESHROOM II » Sun Aug 06, 2023 2:59 pm
! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
ATTN: CRITICAL
TOTAL INFRASTRUCTURAL FAILURE ON GREAT JONES FOUND BRIDGE
FAILURE CLASS: COLLAPSE OF FOUNDATION
COORDINATES [LATITUDE/LONGITUDE]
RAIL NUMBER: ALL
RAIL CLASS: BRIDGE
LOSS ESTIMATION: ABSOLUTE
TIME DETECTED: 2:59 AM, JULY 31ST, 2023 AD
CLASS FIVE ALERT, MAD AUTOMATON MOBILIZATION PRESUMED
GET THERE NOW!!!
DWEMERHHR MONITORING SERVICE
TELEPRINTER
COMMUNICATION ARRAYS SENDING AND PRINTING THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT
TO YOU BY BELL SYSTEM OF TURTLESHROOM AND AMERICAN TELEPHONE
AND TELEGRAPH
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:The agents pulled out what looked like a digital map machine, and looked at their location.
An agent pulled out what looked like a military locating antenna and held high as another affixed its wiring to the handheld console. For a few awkward moments, as a child would adjust a television antenna, the Agents climbed on the truck and held the antenna skyward. One of them seemed to be praying, hoping there would not be a lightning strike.
[...]
"We have GPS ourselves, but it's nothing as fancy as what your people likely have. Basically, this thing allows you to see your immediate area, interspaced with known roads or trails from updated maps. This is a military console, so in addition to what civilians normally use, it can also help you navigate by coordinates and it shows the topography of the terrain. You input your coordinates, a street name, or an approximate location from the nearest town and it'll show you a map of the area. The military surveyors update the thing every few months to a year. There's some parts of this jungle that are un-mapped, but otherwise, it's better than what your average TurtleShroomer has."
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by TURTLESHROOM II » Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:17 am
Hiluxia wrote:Qutani were a notoriously cruel and vicious people in the brawl, content with drawing out the suffering of their foes. Bashir did none of these things. Years of professionalism and violence had drilled into him the idea of ending a fight quickly. It also left the old fool with less excuses for what was to follow.
Qutani were the antithesis of the Nekomimi. Proud, individualistic, unwilling to slave away for authority unearned. Bashir embodied these ideals perfectly. He was a stray, and he loved every moment of it.
A hook followed the jab, and from there, he would try and force his opponent to the ground. There was a measured rage to his every action, not the wild thrashing and violence of a less experienced Qutani. This was as methodical a beatdown as one could deliver.
He wouldn't stop, he would keep striking the Prince's head with vicious blow after vicious blow once he had him exactly where he needed him, only relenting should he quit or stop moving, whichever came first.
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by TURTLESHROOM II » Tue Aug 08, 2023 4:38 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by The Ctan » Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:04 pm
by Comrade Commisar » Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:46 am
by Hiluxia » Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:04 pm
by Barboneia » Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:18 pm
by The Ctan » Fri Aug 11, 2023 9:58 am
by The Ctan » Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:23 pm
by TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Aug 17, 2023 12:15 pm
Menelmacar wrote:At about the same time, a ship steamed south towards Dire Dire Docks. She was a bulk ore carrier, one of the very largest of her kind, more than four hundred meters long. But today, Ever Granite had a very special delivery to make.
It wasn't the cargo. The cargo was a full hold of cement. Perfectly ordinary in every way.
Rather, it was the passengers. Hidden just below deck were a number of helicopters, manned by more orcish mercenaries, members of the shadowy Elgar Group PMC. Just before Dire Dire Docks appeared on the horizon, the holds opened, the helicopters lifted off, and scattered in a number of directions.
There was nobody left on board; Ever Granite was being controlled remotely, and this would be her final voyage.
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:They would find the bodies, but that would be far less worse than what was found next.
Menelmacar wrote:The next couple hours were spent planting demolition charges of various types in much the same fashion that Tharkû had. Gantry cranes, bulk loading equipment, fuel tanks, locomotives, and an entire yard full of containers destined for TurtleShroom got the Elgar Group's special brand of attention. The end of the operation coincided with the arrival of Ever Granite to the port; rather than proceeding into the harbor, she stopped in the channel, turned sideways, and a ripple of explosions seared down the length of her hull. She sank in moments, and the nature of her cargo ensured that removing her would be the work of many months. Simultaneously, the explosions planted throughout Dire Dire Docks also detonated.
Menelmacar wrote:Similar scenes would play out at crucial TSer rail bridges, junctions, and railheads throughout South Auskral, Haiz, and the terra nullius, not to mention a string of ports along the South Auskrali coast. By sunrise, the ports of Dyrenforth, Pyka, George's Landing, and Komeyt were flaming ruins, devoid of life or anything of value, each with their own scuttled bulk hauler blocking the channel.
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