Thamesholmian expansion war (IC/MT/TG to enter)

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: Do you really want to be cancelled by Hereward the Woke?

OOC: Yeah about your “post losses thing” I need analogues and types of your aviation, air defense systems and ASM’s. Please.

OOC: That's not an answer.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

OOC: Caliph Suleiman Han renounced his title.

OOC: With all due respect, Azad, this makes no sense. Also, check the School of Dodging.

OOC: checked, also he was widely seen as losing a war, hence the military and Ulama wanted Han gone and would have deposed him.

Also Thamesholm has sent an application.

[Laka Strolistandiler]

OOC: Yeah about your “post losses thing” I need analogues and types of your aviation, air defense systems and ASM’s. Please.

OOC: That's not an answer.

OOC: I am more than willing to enter combat if you’re go8ng to properly roleplay it

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: That's not an answer.

OOC: I am more than willing to enter combat if you’re go8ng to properly roleplay it

OOC: We're talking about cancellation, not combat.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

IC: Military units from Thamesholm and Wallborough as well as from Swat and Favrskov are sent to fight against the attacks from the (Latin American) Republic of Suiit.

[Sale-Rabat]

The Sultan prepares to send land divisions and waits for orders.

IC: The Wali of Swat suggests to the new Sultan he sends an aircraft carrier and 2 fighter squadrons first.
He advises him to send them to West Bowood.

Why new? Am not accepting the Northumbrian trolling.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

IC: The Wali of Swat suggests to the new Sultan he sends an aircraft carrier and 2 fighter squadrons first.
He advises him to send them to West Bowood.

Why new? Am not accepting the Northumbrian trolling.

You making a bad decision and me taking advantage of that bad decision is not trolling.

[Yusufzai Swat]

IC: The Wali of Swat suggests to the new Sultan he sends an aircraft carrier and 2 fighter squadrons first.
He advises him to send them to West Bowood.

Why new? Am not accepting the Northumbrian trolling.

OOC:
Airstrikes in a war are not trolling. If your Sultan is military trained you can retcon the Sultan personally visiting Kineford, though (in which case obviously they weren’t killed).

IC: All the non-Woke people of Swat, 95% of the population are rounded up.

[Sale-Rabat]

Why new? Am not accepting the Northumbrian trolling.

OOC:
Airstrikes in a war are not trolling. If your Sultan is military trained you can retcon the Sultan personally visiting Kineford, though (in which case obviously they weren’t killed).

IC: All the non-Woke people of Swat, 95% of the population are rounded up.

OK, I retcon him and instead I have sended a military commander there.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

Why new? Am not accepting the Northumbrian trolling.

OOC:
Airstrikes in a war are not trolling. If your Sultan is military trained you can retcon the Sultan personally visiting Kineford, though (in which case obviously they weren’t killed).

IC: All the non-Woke people of Swat, 95% of the population are rounded up.

IC: 5% of them are taken to Wallborough to be sacrificed to give thanks for the successful invasion.
5% are sent to work camps in the Outlying Islands of Thamesholm and the other 90% are simply ‘fatally cancelled’ on the spot.

[Kantian Switzerland]

IC: the Red Cross condemns the human sacrifice of a POW. They point out that the treatment of Thamesholmian prisoners by Swat “compared favourably.”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Hereward asks for a report on how things are going in Swot.

[Yusufzai Swat]

Hereward asks for a report on how things are going in Swot.

IC: “Excellently, we’ve made it impossible for anyone who supports the imperialists who used to run the place forming a
non-Woke government, 2.25 million have been killed and another, 60,000,000 are being taken to the woke camps in the outlying islands and another 60,000,000 have been taken to Wallborough for the same event that occurred to Sasja The Sexist.”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Hereward asks for a report on how things are going in Swot.

IC: “Excellently, we’ve made it impossible for anyone who supports the imperialists who used to run the place forming a
non-Woke government, 2.25 million have been killed and another, 60,000,000 are being taken to the woke camps in the outlying islands and another 60,000,000 have been taken to Wallborough for the same event that occurred to Sasja The Sexist.”

"How many are woke?"

[Yusufzai Swat]

IC: “Excellently, we’ve made it impossible for anyone who supports the imperialists who used to run the place forming a
non-Woke government, 2.25 million have been killed and another, 60,000,000 are being taken to the woke camps in the outlying islands and another 60,000,000 have been taken to Wallborough for the same event that occurred to Sasja The Sexist.”

"How many are woke?"

“110,000 but 60,000 will be woke when we’re done with them.”

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

IC: Edgar Catchpole suggests more sacrifices take place immediately on the outside grounds of Wallborough’s churches on Sunday.

He suggests half take place today and half next week.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

IC: Edgar Catchpole suggests more sacrifices take place immediately on the outside grounds of Wallborough’s churches on Sunday.

He suggests half take place today and half next week.

"Yes."

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

IC: Edgar Catchpole suggests more sacrifices take place immediately on the outside grounds of Wallborough’s churches on Sunday.

He suggests half take place today and half next week.

"Yes."

“Excellent.”

[Alfordshire]

ALFORDSHIRE, PASTDERWICK, CENTRAL EUROPE

The room was shocked. The Prime Minister and his advisors stayed silent as the Minister of Foreign Affairs finished his presentation detailing detention camps and human sacrifice.

The dark room would stay silent for a few minutes, as the group took time to collect themselves and think of solutions. The old chairs dating back to the Dystensian Counter-Insurgency campaign croaked as Ministers fiddled around, their minds in overdrive.

The lights flickered every so often, making the situation seem hopeless.

Clearing his throat, the Prime Minister allowed himself to speak.

"We have seen the pictures of human sacrifice." Taking a quick breath and putting more resolve behind his voice, he continued. "We have seen the pictures of the people of Swat being rounded up. We have seen the crimes, we have seen every single wrong thing with these governments. Who are we to stand idly by and watch while 60 million people are killed?"

Pausing, the Prime Minister sighed.
"We have ignored the crimes in Tocube and other such nations. This provides us an perfect opportunity to intervene, and to assist these people before it is too late. Does anyone have any ideas?"\

The Minister of Defense raised his hand and spoke, his gruff voice booming throughout the cramped confines of the room.
"We can authorize an military excursion. There are multiple SAGs and NTFs near the area, so the Navy can provide a quick response if needed. This would be to evacuate our citizens and war-refugees, while leaving escalation an option."

The Minister of Foreign affairs would follow.
"I can have my team draft a condemnation and an ultimatum as soon as possible."

Prime Minister Earhart cleared his throat.
"We have a plan now. Let's refine it and prepare to implement it."

MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
ACCESS LEVEL: OPEN
SUBJ: CONDEMNATION OF WAR-CRIMES AND HUMAN SACRIFICE WITHIN CHIPTON AND SWAT

I. The Republic of Alfordshire henceforth CONDEMNS all actions relating to:

The so called "Woke Camps"; which are barely veiled Concentration Camps,
The roundups of over 60 million people, which infringe on the right to free speech and free assembly,
The absolute Genocide of people of Swat, with over 90% of the population being killed,
The Exploitation of the remaining people within Swat,
The Sacrifice of 5% of the people of Swat, for no real purpose whatsoever,
and any other breaches of the following treaties: The Geneva Conventions.

II. The Republic of Alfordshire henceforth DEMANDS that all parties involved within the above actions be turned over the proper authorities.

III. The Republic of Alfordshire henceforth SEVERS all relations with Thamesholm and Wallborough.

IIII. The Republic of Alfordshire DEMANDS that citizens and civilians not involved in this war be given a right of free passage to their countries of residence.

V. The Republic of Alfordshire DEMANDS that Thamesholm and Wallborough immediately CEASE all hostile actions, CEASE the act of human sacrifice, and take responsibility for their actions.

VI. The Republic of Alfordshire DEMANDS that the RAS Union Hospital ship be given rights of docking at all major battlefields and ports.

VII. The Republic of Alfordshire RESERVES the right to use force IF these demands are not met.

Signed, Minister of Foreign Affairs Homlak.

NAVCOM CENTRAL
SUBJ: ORDERS
TO: SAG 4, NTF 3, CAG 2

Move to Thamesholm and Wallborough in a show of force. Transit areas close to claimed territorial waters.

Respond to any hostile action with overwhelming force. Cruise Missile Use authorized if hostiles break out.

Expect light resistance if hostiles break out. ASW Patrols and Demining patrols are at your discretion.

EMCON at your discretion.

NTF 3

1x Amphibious Warfare Ship
2x Inspiration Block II Missile Cruisers
2x Screener Class Frigates
3x Innovation Class Destroyers
2x Gomlok Class Submarines

SAG 4
3x Inspiration Block II Missile Cruisers
1x Pastderwick Class Missile Cruiser (Nuclear)
2x Screener Class Frigates
1x Gomlok Class Submarine

CAG 2
1x Exploration Class Nuclear Carrier
1x Pastderwick Class Missile Cruise (Nuclear)
2x Inspiration Block II Missile Cruisers
3x Screener Class Frigates
4x Innovation Class Destroyers
3x Gomlok Class Submarines

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

ALFORDSHIRE, PASTDERWICK, CENTRAL EUROPE

The room was shocked. The Prime Minister and his advisors stayed silent as the Minister of Foreign Affairs finished his presentation detailing detention camps and human sacrifice.

The dark room would stay silent for a few minutes, as the group took time to collect themselves and think of solutions. The old chairs dating back to the Dystensian Counter-Insurgency campaign croaked as Ministers fiddled around, their minds in overdrive.

The lights flickered every so often, making the situation seem hopeless.

Clearing his throat, the Prime Minister allowed himself to speak.

"We have seen the pictures of human sacrifice." Taking a quick breath and putting more resolve behind his voice, he continued. "We have seen the pictures of the people of Swat being rounded up. We have seen the crimes, we have seen every single wrong thing with these governments. Who are we to stand idly by and watch while 60 million people are killed?"

Pausing, the Prime Minister sighed.
"We have ignored the crimes in Tocube and other such nations. This provides us an perfect opportunity to intervene, and to assist these people before it is too late. Does anyone have any ideas?"\

The Minister of Defense raised his hand and spoke, his gruff voice booming throughout the cramped confines of the room.
"We can authorize an military excursion. There are multiple SAGs and NTFs near the area, so the Navy can provide a quick response if needed. This would be to evacuate our citizens and war-refugees, while leaving escalation an option."

The Minister of Foreign affairs would follow.
"I can have my team draft a condemnation and an ultimatum as soon as possible."

Prime Minister Earhart cleared his throat.
"We have a plan now. Let's refine it and prepare to implement it."

MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
ACCESS LEVEL: OPEN
SUBJ: CONDEMNATION OF WAR-CRIMES AND HUMAN SACRIFICE WITHIN CHIPTON AND SWAT

I. The Republic of Alfordshire henceforth CONDEMNS all actions relating to:

The so called "Woke Camps"; which are barely veiled Concentration Camps,
The roundups of over 60 million people, which infringe on the right to free speech and free assembly,
The absolute Genocide of people of Swat, with over 90% of the population being killed,
The Exploitation of the remaining people within Swat,
The Sacrifice of 5% of the people of Swat, for no real purpose whatsoever,
and any other breaches of the following treaties: The Geneva Conventions.

II. The Republic of Alfordshire henceforth DEMANDS that all parties involved within the above actions be turned over the proper authorities.

III. The Republic of Alfordshire henceforth SEVERS all relations with Thamesholm and Wallborough.

IIII. The Republic of Alfordshire DEMANDS that citizens and civilians not involved in this war be given a right of free passage to their countries of residence.

V. The Republic of Alfordshire DEMANDS that Thamesholm and Wallborough immediately CEASE all hostile actions, CEASE the act of human sacrifice, and take responsibility for their actions.

VI. The Republic of Alfordshire DEMANDS that the RAS Union Hospital ship be given rights of docking at all major battlefields and ports.

VII. The Republic of Alfordshire RESERVES the right to use force IF these demands are not met.

Signed, Minister of Foreign Affairs Homlak.

NAVCOM CENTRAL
SUBJ: ORDERS
TO: SAG 4, NTF 3, CAG 2

Move to Thamesholm and Wallborough in a show of force. Transit areas close to claimed territorial waters.

Respond to any hostile action with overwhelming force. Cruise Missile Use authorized if hostiles break out.

Expect light resistance if hostiles break out. ASW Patrols and Demining patrols are at your discretion.

EMCON at your discretion.

NTF 3

1x Amphibious Warfare Ship
2x Inspiration Block II Missile Cruisers
2x Screener Class Frigates
3x Innovation Class Destroyers
2x Gomlok Class Submarines

SAG 4
3x Inspiration Block II Missile Cruisers
1x Pastderwick Class Missile Cruiser (Nuclear)
2x Screener Class Frigates
1x Gomlok Class Submarine

CAG 2
1x Exploration Class Nuclear Carrier
1x Pastderwick Class Missile Cruise (Nuclear)
2x Inspiration Block II Missile Cruisers
3x Screener Class Frigates
4x Innovation Class Destroyers
3x Gomlok Class Submarines

IC: Field-Marshal Morgan Strod gives a speech to the special forces, Air Force officers, Air Ratings, Naval officers and sailors of Thamesholm and Wallborouh, woke Favrskov and woke swat, "Comrades, the enemy have insulted our justice and our most widespread faith, they have deployed ships to attack us, they intend to stop our good work educating people about social justice and removing bigotry, they intend to deny The Deity their sacrifices, they intend to destroy all we have built! We will not allow it, though some of us may never make it home to those we love, we would rather die and go somewhere woke than live in the chains of fascism!"

All naval forces are deployed to patrol the coast lines.

[Teglea]

We shall now send in more pups to entertain Alfordshire.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

We shall now send in more pups to entertain Alfordshire.

"You realise that, as a slaver state, they'll come for you next?"
says Colonel John Herewadman (age: 36) of the special forces

[Teglea]

"So?

We can just fuck them.

"

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

"So?

We can just fuck them.

"

Colonel John Herewardman offers to set up a meeting with a Tenglean officer of equivalent rank.
He orders his boyfriend to stay at home and make him some sushi for when he gets back.

[Teglea]

"Hello there, Mr Thalmesborough. Would you mind

taking your clothes off for me?

"