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Thamesholmian expansion war (IC/MT/TG to enter)

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Yusufzai Swat
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Thamesholmian expansion war (IC/MT/TG to enter)

Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 8:44 am

Following the arrest of an Orthodox Rabbi for “being a homophobe”, Abdul Ghaffur II accused Thamesholm and Wallborough of “breaking their peace treaty by ‘persecuting Jews’, something Hereward said he didn’t do”,
he then declared war saying ‘we could be next’ and sent 64 fighter planes, 5 boats and 10 helicopters full of soldiers to the village of Chipton, in the East Bowood Isle, Thamesholm and Wallborough

Eventually the war became about Hereward the Woke trying to defeat "non-Woke" countries.
Last edited by Yusufzai Swat on Mon May 23, 2022 1:34 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Thamesholm and Wallborough
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Postby Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 9:10 am

Yusufzai Swat wrote:Following the arrest of an Orthodox Rabbi for “being a homophobe”, Abdul Ghaffur II accused Thamesholm and Wallborough of “breaking their peace treaty by ‘persecuting Jews’, something Hereward said he didn’t do”,
he then declared war saying ‘we could be next’ and set 64 fighter planes, 5 boats and 10 helicopters full of soldiers to the village of Chipton, in the East Bowood Isle, Thamesholm and Wallborough

Air defence missiles are fired and 16 fighter planes are on their way.

There is no military base in the village and the local
Police Constable has surrendered.
Re-established 8th of March 2022

Currently an imperialist dictatorship ruled by Lord-President Hereward the Woke.

News:
Woke governments installed in Swat and Favrskov.

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:20 am

Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:
Yusufzai Swat wrote:Following the arrest of an Orthodox Rabbi for “being a homophobe”, Abdul Ghaffur II accused Thamesholm and Wallborough of “breaking their peace treaty by ‘persecuting Jews’, something Hereward said he didn’t do”,
he then declared war saying ‘we could be next’ and set 64 fighter planes, 5 boats and 10 helicopters full of soldiers to the village of Chipton, in the East Bowood Isle, Thamesholm and Wallborough

Air defence missiles are fired and 16 fighter planes are on their way.

There is no military base in the village and the local
Police Constable has surrendered.

5 planes are downed, wounded personnel are taken care of by medics and a medical officer.
The Police Constable has her firearm taken off her but is told she will be allowed to leave if she helps round up the villagers, using the information accessible to her as well as her less-lethal weapons.
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Teglea
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Postby Teglea » Thu May 19, 2022 9:21 am

We shall send all our human pups to fight them.

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:22 am

Teglea wrote:We shall send all our human pups to fight them.

OOC: to fight who?
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Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Thamesholm and Wallborough
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Postby Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 9:26 am

She helps round the villagers up and volunteers information about them.
She asks for a job guarding their slave market seeing as she would now be rejected by her people as a traitor.

The Thamesholmian fighter planes have now arrived.
Last edited by Thamesholm and Wallborough on Thu May 19, 2022 9:28 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re-established 8th of March 2022

Currently an imperialist dictatorship ruled by Lord-President Hereward the Woke.

News:
Woke governments installed in Swat and Favrskov.

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:30 am

Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:She helps round the villagers up and volunteers information about them.
She asks for a job guarding their slave market seeing as she would now be rejected by her people as a traitor.

The Thamesholmian fighter planes have now arrived.

The 16 enemy planes are confronted by 59 Swat Defence Force planes.
9 SDF planes are shot down.
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Thamesholm and Wallborough
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Postby Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 9:31 am

Yusufzai Swat wrote:
Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:She helps round the villagers up and volunteers information about them.
She asks for a job guarding their slave market seeing as she would now be rejected by her people as a traitor.

The Thamesholmian fighter planes have now arrived.

The 16 enemy planes are confronted by 59 Swat Defence Force planes.
9 SDF planes are shot down.

Nine Thamesholmian planes are also shot down, the other seven retreat pending reinforcements.
Re-established 8th of March 2022

Currently an imperialist dictatorship ruled by Lord-President Hereward the Woke.

News:
Woke governments installed in Swat and Favrskov.

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:38 am

The Thamesholmians of Chipton are sorted into groups to be sold into slavery.

Meanwhile, the fighter pilots receive medical attention but are then handcuffed to the gates of a police Sergeant’s house to await trial, if they are found guilty of being partisans of the Thamesholmian regime, they will be executed.

Then, the soldiers spare their village church, legitimate charity shops, the village primary school and any healthcare facilities (along with the police outpost, which they occupy ) but ransack all other buildings for money or valuables.
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Postby Westmonkwick » Thu May 19, 2022 10:03 am

“We declare our neutrality, we have no interest in sending our young men, and a few young women, to die in a contest between genocide on the one hand and slavery on the other.

If neither side attacks us, neither side will be harmed, if either side does attack us, we will defend ourselves.”-
Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Westmonkwick.

OOC: they hate both sides and want the war to continue so that as many people on each side as possible die a violent death.
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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 10:45 am

Teglea wrote:The human pups will fuck the Police Constable turning her into one of them.

IC: they will not , as whilst trying to most were shot. If any survivors try to do it they will be shot again.

The woman was not even touched.

A pole is erected in the village to nail anyone convicted of the attempt to.
(After they’ve been executed, of course).

OOC: that was the first and last time you will try to make such a post.
Last edited by Yusufzai Swat on Thu May 19, 2022 10:49 am, edited 4 times in total.
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 11:18 am

Gothian Crimea wrote:
Teglea wrote:The human pups will fuck the Police Constable turning her into one of them.

Bro Df

OOC: don’t worry I made sure nothing actually happened and the RP didn’t go completely downhill.

IC: Wali Abdul-Ghaffur II writes a letter
from: Wali Abdul-Ghaffur II
To: the Closest thing to a King of the mindless infidel f___k monkeys, President of Tenglea
“Bismillah Ir Rahman, Ir Raheem,
I have let you have the honour of assisting my glorious people with our jihad and this is how your slaves repay me!
I understand this may be the norm in your culture but it will not be tolerated in my territory.
We will grudging tolerate your interest with other males, ,something our culture considers gross and seriously creepy, by the way.

What will not tolerate is two men trying to touch a woman who isn’t even willing. And at the same time!
Shame on those we shot, may Allah curse them!
We demand to be given 150 of your kind as compensation for the disrespect to us as your hosts.”
Last edited by Yusufzai Swat on Thu May 19, 2022 11:18 am, edited 1 time in total.
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Thamesholm and Wallborough
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Postby Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 1:10 pm

IC: Edgar Catchpole informs Hereward the Woke of the invasion plan.
“Don’t worry Lord President, we can assemble our best military minds and we will crush these linear thinkers. Our diversity is our strength.”

He says, which is a bit rich seeing as over 93% of Thamesholm and Wallborough’s citizens fall into the three ethnic headings of Anglo-Thamesholmian, Brythonic and Scandinavian and their entire middle class population
population is a complete hivemind.
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Re-established 8th of March 2022

Currently an imperialist dictatorship ruled by Lord-President Hereward the Woke.

News:
Woke governments installed in Swat and Favrskov.

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Postby Sale-Rabat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:13 pm

Sack? Do you mean what I think you mean?

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:20 pm

Sale-Rabat wrote:Sack? Do you mean what I think you mean?

OOC: it means to plunder and destroy.

IC: Sultan Musa of Sale-Rabat is invited to visit their occupied area.
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Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Postby Sale-Rabat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:26 pm

Yusufzai Swat wrote:
Sale-Rabat wrote:Sack? Do you mean what I think you mean?

OOC: it means to plunder and destroy.

IC: Sultan Musa of Sale-Rabat is invited to visit their occupied area.


Thank you. Can I join the plunder and destruction and take booty?

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:47 pm

Sale-Rabat wrote:
Yusufzai Swat wrote:OOC: it means to plunder and destroy.

IC: Sultan Musa of Sale-Rabat is invited to visit their occupied area.


Thank you. Can I join the plunder and destruction and take booty?

“Of new areas, yes but we’ve already shared out the spoils in Chipton.”
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Thu May 19, 2022 1:55 pm

Laka Strolistandiler claims that “unless the shameful slaver empire shall stop their unjustified and foul attack they shall face the rightful judgement”. A fleet of an escort carrier alongside several axillary air defense cruisers/battleships and 2 diesel attack submarines is dispatched into a close vicinity of the area.
I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic monarchy with elements of aristocracy which is militaristic to the point of suicidal. Nuclear armed ready to use this weapon on any agressor or itself to prevent capture. Ruled over by a combination of medieval-ish thinking of workers and peasants and incredibly hierarchical society. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Quote of the day:They forced the life on me. I do not want to live. My life brings happiness to no one
Pronouns up to your choice but I’d prefer to be referred to as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Postby Sale-Rabat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:58 pm

Yusufzai Swat wrote:
Sale-Rabat wrote:
Thank you. Can I join the plunder and destruction and take booty?

“Of new areas, yes but we’ve already shared out the spoils in Chipton.”


Tell me the areas which I shall plunder.

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Thamesholm and Wallborough
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Postby Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 2:24 pm

The Thamesholmian senior armed forces officers begin a report to be prepared for the Lord-President on how to defend the country from the Islamic imperialists.

They consider both using the special forces to defend key towns and a mass enlistment campaign amongst
upper-working and lower-middle class people

(as opposed to the current Thamesholmian system where there is an Army of mostly alcoholics and non-political convicts officered by woke political appointees).
Re-established 8th of March 2022

Currently an imperialist dictatorship ruled by Lord-President Hereward the Woke.

News:
Woke governments installed in Swat and Favrskov.

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Yusufzai Swat
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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 2:26 pm

Sale-Rabat wrote:
Yusufzai Swat wrote:“Of new areas, yes but we’ve already shared out the spoils in Chipton.”


Tell me the areas which I shall plunder.

“Probably the City of Kineford.”
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Thu May 19, 2022 2:27 pm

Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:The Thamesholmian senior armed forces officers begin a report to be prepared for the Lord-President on how to defend the country from the Islamic imperialists.

They consider both using the special forces to defend key towns and a mass enlistment campaign amongst
upper-working and lower-middle class people

(as opposed to the current Thamesholmian system where there is an Army of mostly alcoholics and non-political convicts officered by woke political appointees).

OOC: Would you be kind to respond to my post which is basically “we will help you because we share a common foe”?
I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic monarchy with elements of aristocracy which is militaristic to the point of suicidal. Nuclear armed ready to use this weapon on any agressor or itself to prevent capture. Ruled over by a combination of medieval-ish thinking of workers and peasants and incredibly hierarchical society. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Quote of the day:They forced the life on me. I do not want to live. My life brings happiness to no one
Pronouns up to your choice but I’d prefer to be referred to as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Thamesholm and Wallborough
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Postby Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 2:44 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Laka Strolistandiler claims that “unless the shameful slaver empire shall stop their unjustified and foul attack they shall face the rightful judgement”. A fleet of an escort carrier alongside several axillary air defense cruisers/battleships and 2 diesel attack submarines is dispatched into a close vicinity of the area.

IC:
Admiral Oscar Morgan-Strod welcomes the alliance wholeheartedly, he says to the Queen “you are my comrade for ever, may we fight the misogynistic, homophobic slaver side by side.”
Re-established 8th of March 2022

Currently an imperialist dictatorship ruled by Lord-President Hereward the Woke.

News:
Woke governments installed in Swat and Favrskov.

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Postby Soveiniesberg » Thu May 19, 2022 2:52 pm

2 Su-25s arrive, armed with rocket pods and guided bombs. They loiter over Chipton.
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
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COGCON LEVEL: 4
DEFCON LEVEL: 4
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 11:13 pm

Soveiniesberg wrote:
2 Su-25s arrive, armed with rocket pods and guided bombs. They loiter over Chipton.

59 fighter planes are also over Chipton, meanwhile, the soldiers set up camp.
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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