Southeast Marajarbia wrote:KoeJginm wrote:One of the bodyguards approaches the Southeast Marajarbian representative before whispering: "We worship the representative, though you probably will be unable to learn that since you don't care about violating a Koejginmi cultural tradition."
The bodyguard heads back to where he was standing beforehand before whispering to the Koejginmi representative. The representative simply smiles before saying "That's what they all say."
The Marajarbian representative simply laughs out loud. He had never heard such nonsense before.
"You aren't a
god, nor are you worth "
worshipping", when you can't even be diplomatic and face most facts. You are a mere representative here, same as me, same as the Janpian over there, same as the Secretary General above us."
The representative and the bodyguards start having a laughing fit for a little while since they never heard such nonsense before. The bodyguard who once went up to the SM representative whispered to the Koejginmi representative before the laughing fit eventually stopped.
The representative simply smiles. "I never said anything about being a God! Do you hear what our friends just said? No no no my bodyguard here-" The laughing fit starts again though it isn't long before he finishes: "-my bodyguard here was saying that as a joke but it seems our friends here might not have a sense of humor!"
The representative sits down again. "But it seems this friend of ours can't face that fact either and would rather throw dirt on diplomats."