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Dimosthenis Galleas, commander of the Armenian garrison on Crete
Oh, Mitheldalond, when will you learn?...
It seems as though it won't be any time soon, though - as it's become evident that they don't exactly care to report the truth - nor do they care about the possibility of increasing global tensions...besides, why would the commoner matter to the likes of the typical globalistic fool - let alone their obviously propagandic conglomerations? Nevertheless, one of their headlines - "Political Fugitives Rescued From Greece" - especially drew the ire of the Armenian government...as tis this, no doubt, that has not the slightest semblance of honesty. While the Armenian government hasn't ruled out the possibility of terrorist groups operating in and around the Balkans - it is known, be it by His Imperial Majesty or the viceroy, that the government has not been keeping prisoners on any of the Greek islands - citing their strategic value as reasoning. Of course, this doesn't seem to have dissuaded the Mitheldalondian government from pursuing a smear campaign against the fatherland...one that - hopefully - will be one of the utmost failure. Have they the slightest amount of journalistic integrity, and if so, why would they be going out of their way to promote the lies of 'human rights abuses'?
Lieutenant General Dimosthentis Galleas - commander of the military garrison on Crete - noted that there was no semblance of a prison break during the time they'd suggested...and that, were such a daring attempt to be made, they'd most certainly be spotted...and promptly shot. This - of course - pokes holes in the Mitheldalondians' claim...as it suggests that these quote-unquote 'prisoners' escaped undetected. Once again, tis a deliberate lie to slander the Armenian cause.
Galleas would go onto claim that, were any Mitheldalondian ships to be found in Armenia's waters, they'd be immediately fired upon - as such a move would 'violate Armenia's territorial integrity'.