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After invading Denmark last month, Northumbrian forces have captured the Danish capital of Copenhagen (København, to the Danes). Alvin Ashleigh declared the city's capture "a decisive Northumbrian victory" and said that the capture of York and deaths of Ælle and Osbert in the attempt to retake that city had been avenged a thousandfold.

"We hope to show the international community the longships of mass destruction that we inv- intervened over and that we captured during the invas- intervention - despite some saying that they didn't even exist! - sometime in the New Year, " said the Northumbrian president.

"To Norwegian PM Støre: NEVER, EVER THREATEN NORTHUMBRIA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!" tweeted Alvin Ashleigh in response to criticism from Norwegian prime minister Jonas Gahr Støre over the many civilian casualties sustained in Northumbria's capture of Copenhagen.

The King Isle is deeply disappointed in how Denmark is losing, the Peoples Republic will send 100,000 troops to seige Northumbrian occupied areas of Denmark

The King Isle wrote:The King Isle is deeply disappointed in how Denmark is losing, the Peoples Republic will send 100,000 troops to seige Northumbrian occupied areas of Denmark

Alvin Ashleigh asks how the King Isle is a communist monarchy, and challenges Wilhelm Richard IV to a debate of facts and logic.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:The King Isle is deeply disappointed in how Denmark is losing, the Peoples Republic will send 100,000 troops to seige Northumbrian occupied areas of Denmark

Alvin Ashleigh asks how the King Isle is a communist monarchy, and challenges Wilhelm Richard IV to a debate of facts and logic.

OOC: we arent a monarchy anymore

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Alvin Ashleigh asks how the King Isle is a communist monarchy, and challenges Wilhelm Richard IV to a debate of facts and logic.

OOC: we arent a monarchy anymore

Alvin Ashleigh suggests that the King Isle rebrand as the Kingless Isle.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:OOC: we arent a monarchy anymore

Alvin Ashleigh suggests that the King Isle rebrand as the Kingless Isle.

Anna Hanvoson tells Alvin Ashleigh to shut his stupid Mouth,

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Alvin Ashleigh suggests that the King Isle rebrand as the Kingless Isle.

Anna Hanvoson tells Alvin Ashleigh to shut his stupid Mouth,

Alvin Ashleigh says that "the dictator" Anna Hanvoson cannot shut him up the way she does her internal critics, no doubt by having them killed.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:Anna Hanvoson tells Alvin Ashleigh to shut his stupid Mouth,

Alvin Ashleigh says that "the dictator" Anna Hanvoson cannot shut him up the way she does her internal critics, no doubt by having them killed.

Anna Hanvoson points to the voting booths that are pretty much everywhere in The King Isle

Sky Reavers suggest Alvin Ashleigh the chipmunk to stop this nonsense at once, and free the Copenhagen, or else his place gonna the the next target for raiding. More turf, more booze, more... everything awesome for Reavers.

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Alvin Ashleigh says that "the dictator" Anna Hanvoson cannot shut him up the way she does her internal critics, no doubt by having them killed.

Anna Hanvoson points to the voting booths that are pretty much everywhere in The King Isle

Alvin Ashleigh correctly points out that this means nothing.

Sky Reavers wrote:Sky Reavers suggest Alvin Ashleigh the chipmunk to stop this nonsense at once, and free the Copenhagen, or else his place gonna the the next target for raiding. More turf, more booze, more... everything awesome for Reavers.

"Bring it," says Alvin Ashleigh.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:Anna Hanvoson points to the voting booths that are pretty much everywhere in The King Isle

Alvin Ashleigh correctly points out that this means nothing.

Sky Reavers wrote:Sky Reavers suggest Alvin Ashleigh the chipmunk to stop this nonsense at once, and free the Copenhagen, or else his place gonna the the next target for raiding. More turf, more booze, more... everything awesome for Reavers.

"Bring it," says Alvin Ashleigh.

Anna Hanvoson points our that Alvin the chipmunk has been in power for longer than her

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Alvin Ashleigh correctly points out that this means nothing.


"Bring it," says Alvin Ashleigh.

Anna Hanvoson points our that Alvin the chipmunk has been in power for longer than her

Alvin Ashleigh points out that Hanvoson is just copying the Sky Reavers, and also that that too means nothing. "In Northumbria, we have real elections," he says. "In the King Isle, they have fake elections."

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:Anna Hanvoson points our that Alvin the chipmunk has been in power for longer than her

Alvin Ashleigh points out that Hanvoson is just copying the Sky Reavers, and also that that too means nothing. "In Northumbria, we have real elections," he says. "In the King Isle, they have fake elections."

Anna Hanvoson says this about Alvin Ashleigh,

Yo, Alvin the Chipmunk is ugly, and stupid, and super weird

a new meme comes out in The King Isle and is about Alvin Ashleigh saying, when you think Anna Hanvoson is unnecessary, you should know that Alvin Ashleigh exists.

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Alvin Ashleigh points out that Hanvoson is just copying the Sky Reavers, and also that that too means nothing. "In Northumbria, we have real elections," he says. "In the King Isle, they have fake elections."

Anna Hanvoson says this about Alvin Ashleigh,

Yo, Alvin the Chipmunk is ugly, and stupid, and super weird

a new meme comes out in The King Isle and is about Alvin Ashleigh saying, when you think Anna Hanvoson is unnecessary, you should know that Alvin Ashleigh exists.

Hanvoson's attempt at an attack falls flat.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:Anna Hanvoson says this about Alvin Ashleigh,
a new meme comes out in The King Isle and is about Alvin Ashleigh saying, when you think Anna Hanvoson is unnecessary, you should know that Alvin Ashleigh exists.

Hanvoson's attempt at an attack falls flat.

Anna Hanvoson also says "why is a chipmunk in office?"

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Hanvoson's attempt at an attack falls flat.

Anna Hanvoson also says "why is a chipmunk in office?"

Hanvoson's advisers presumably at this point inform her that Alvin Ashleigh, despite her endlessly repeating what the Sky Reavers said, is not in fact a chipmunk.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:Anna Hanvoson also says "why is a chipmunk in office?"

Hanvoson's advisers presumably at this point inform her that Alvin Ashleigh, despite her endlessly repeating what the Sky Reavers said, is not in fact a chipmunk.

OOC: That's Godmodding, you can't control another person's character

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Hanvoson's advisers presumably at this point inform her that Alvin Ashleigh, despite her endlessly repeating what the Sky Reavers said, is not in fact a chipmunk.

OOC: That's Godmodding, you can't control another person's character

OOC: I said presumably, not that they actually did so.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:OOC: That's Godmodding, you can't control another person's character

OOC: I said presumably, not that they actually did so.

OOC: they didn't tho

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:Anna Hanvoson also says "why is a chipmunk in office?"

Hanvoson's advisers presumably at this point inform her that Alvin Ashleigh, despite her endlessly repeating what the Sky Reavers said, is not in fact a chipmunk.

Her advisors don't mention that, they instead laugh at all the new Alvin the Chipmunk memes that are going about in the King Isle

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:OOC: I said presumably, not that they actually did so.

OOC: they didn't tho

OOC: She should probably fire them, then, since it's their job to advise her.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

The King Isle wrote:OOC: they didn't tho

OOC: She should probably fire them, then, since it's their job to advise her.

OOC: nah, she is very relaxed about those things

Mirza Selim Suleiman Abdul-Rehman Han calls this “based!”, he also makes sure to send Alvin Ashleigh a Christmas card to celebrate the birth of the prophet Jesus (Peace be Upon Him).

The King Isle wrote:

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:OOC: She should probably fire them, then, since it's their job to advise her.

OOC: nah, she is very relaxed about those things

The Northumbrian people are greatly disturbed by the lax attitude the King Isle takes to people actually doing their jobs.

The Turkmen Emirate wrote:Mirza Selim Suleiman Abdul-Rehman Han calls this “based!”, he also makes sure to send Alvin Ashleigh a Christmas card to celebrate the birth of the prophet Jesus (Peace be Upon Him).

Alvin Ashleigh is currently at his wedding.

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:"Bring it," says Alvin Ashleigh.

"Damn, dude! Were the other candidates even worse? So they had to chose ya'? Most folks would rather elect a real chipmunk! Either way, raider warbands with guns and bullets are on their way to Copenhagen, to liberate it and give it back to Denmark."