1st DominionVision Song Contest (Invite Only)

[Independent South Africa]

Tyne Tees Television Studio , Cape Town , South Africa

With Three Days to go to the 2029 DominionVision Song Contest where song artists across Gaia , Fleur , and Bok compete for the Oldman's award and a chance to sing at the 2033 Southern Hemisphere Games

the Running Order will go like this :
Parade of Nations
Singing
Televote
Winners Reprise (OOC: the Player Must Post their music by themselves)
2033 Southern Hemisphere Games Promo

[Lushansk]

the Lushanskian Song , Twist à Pyongyang is entered as the Lushanskian Entry to the Dominionvision Song Contest

[The Jamesian Republic]

The Jamesian Republic sends three judges to judge the event and will hold broadcasting rights.

[Independent South Africa]

The Jamesian Republic sends three judges to judge the event and will hold broadcasting rights.

the Dominionvision Logo is Seen with the JBC/RTE/SABC/LBC-SRL/ЦТ СССР logos in the center
ЦТ ССCP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQd8eDrbgg

then it shows the Dominionvision Song Contest logo in Afrikaans , Portuguese , and English with the opening song playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_q2hGJDJRI

Iris Bester : Good Evening South Africa , Dobryy vecher sovetskiy soyuz , Bonsoir Louchansk ,
Goeienaand Verenigde Australasiese Statebond , Bonsoir Canada , Good Evening Jamesian Chechenya (Unrecognized state formed by Jamesian Australasian Settlers fleeing the riots in the Chechnya Region ) , Wǎnshàng hǎo shālāyuè , 좋은 저녁 한국 (Good Evening South Korea) , Good Evening America , Buenas Noches Chile , Good Evening Rhodesia , and Bonsoir France

Welcome to the First Ever Edition of the Dominionvision Song Contest

Tonight 20 singers from 20 Nations have arrived with 20 songs to fill this jubilant atmosphere

Our First Song from the United Australasian Commonwealth is Hunt the Joketsuzkou by Malcolm Botha and the Springboks so before the Joketsuzkou Civil Rights Movement Complains this song is purely Satire due to it being a protest song from the controversial 2021 Southern Hemisphere Games and being written by Joketsuzkou Activist Xian Pu

[Independent South Africa]

Background: Hunt the Joketsuzkou is a satirical version of Katinka by De Spelbrekers . It was written by Xian Pu during the controversial 2021 Southern Hemisphere Games . The Song talks about how the games are a distraction from the religious conflict in Namibia

Malcom Botha dressed as the Caliph of Namibia walks up and the RTE Radio Orchestra plays

Lyrics :
Every morning, at half past eight
We play the Southern Hemisphere Games
and ignore the Religious conflict
We also cheer for Murdering' other people
That's why we Hunt the Joketsuzkou


Hunt the Joketsuzkou
Blame the Christians for it
Kill anyone who speaks out against it
Johannes Tong doesn’t see it, so come on

Every morning, sun or rain
I have always hated rich people, gossip, cheating and truancy, therefore I murdered the Joketsuzkou , Christians and , Shias , who lived on the Sunnis
Anyone who gossiped about what we did got a shred of lead.
The one who did not show up was not allowed to see his morning dawn.


Hunt the Joketsuzkou
Blame the Christians for it
Kill anyone who speaks out against it
Johannes Tong doesn’t see it, so come on

Yes, my kingdom would be the most beautiful one could have,
therefore it was awful to see how my army retreated,
and my kingdom shrank all the way to the border of Windhoek
like F.W. De Klerk , I now had to give up power to the Joketsuzkou

Instrumental section here

Hunt the Joketsuzkou
Blame the Christians for it
Kill anyone who speaks out against it
Johannes Tong doesn’t see it, so come on

Hunt the Joketsuzkou
Blame the Christians for it
Kill anyone who speaks out against it
Johannes Tong doesn’t see it, so come on

Hunt the Joketsuzkou
Blame the Christians for it
Kill anyone who speaks out against it
Johannes Tong doesn’t see it, so come on


Lala lalala lalala…
Lala lalala lalala…
Lala lalala lalala…
Lala lalala lalala…

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Kt5Wmua4g

[Lushansk]

OOC: Changed my mind lol


Robert Wilkes Emerson appears as the Orchestra begins to play the tune of Rummy

Jean Hollande : Apparently Robert Wilkes Emerson hates American Prime Minister Jacob Rumsfeld as it is in the next song , Rummy by Lushansk's Finest Singer and Actor

Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!

You had better watch your back
The truth is catching up with you at last
A war based on lies, it's all your fault
A war you wanted for your neocon buds

Rummy, get ready to walk
You're going down with the Chimp over this
And no amount of dissembling will save you
From doing the Perp Walk in chains

Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever

Rummy, you'd better 'fess up
Or you'll go down with the Chimp over this
You started an illegal war and we can't forgive you
As long as we have something to say about it



Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever

Hey Rummy!, Oh Rummy!
Take a hike, straight to Gitmo!

Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KOLKu0aBEc


The Crowd Cheers as they wave Lushanskian and Chinese Flags

[Nuevo Rhodesia]

After the Lushanskian Song , New Rhodesian Singer , Gary Jessop of Provo , New Rhodesia walks up with four people holding the Rhodesian Flag with drums and a piccolo , then the orchestra begins to play


Gary Jessop

Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Who flew for our prophet Joseph Smith

the Background changes to Anti American Propaganda

In the stately hall of columns, 1980 was the year
When young Eli Cohen stood before the American Eagle
They were trying him for spying, o’er the Americans he flew
In the famous plane MIG-17

the Backup singers then burn an American Flag

Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Who flew for our prophet Joseph Smith

it then shows a map of America being burned

Far across the foreign waters in the state USA
O’er Alcatraz prison shines a bright foreboding star
In that anti Mormon land of America , in that veil of endless tears
They gave him 10 long years!

Anti Biden Signs is held by the Backup dancers as the refrain is repeated and a Pictured of Joseph Smith is lowered

[box]Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Who flew for our prophet Joseph Smith

the drums and piccolo returns for a bit as the video board shows Rhodesian tanks destroying what appears to be Washington DC

In the future page of history, in the ages yet to come
When free men speak of their heroes, and the deeds that they have done
They will sing of Eli Cohen and the famous plane he flew
For Prophet Joseph Smith

the final video board shows Joseph Smith's face

Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Glory, glory he’s a hero
Who flew for our prophet Joseph Smith

[Independent South Africa]

the Crowds cheer


the Key Boys performs in possibly the only song that hates the Joketsuzkou genuinely

Let's go Hunting ' now
Everybody's learning' how
Come on a hunt with me

Early in the morning we'll be starting out
Some honeys will be coming along
We're loading up our AR-15s
With our bullets inside
And heading out singing our song

Come on baby Kill the Joketsuzkou
I'm gonna take you huntin' with me
Come on along surf babe, kill the Joketsuzkou
I'm gonna take you huntin' with me
Let's go huntin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on a hunt with me

In Windhoek and Yugoslavia they're shootin' the Joketsuzkou
In Tuva they're eating' them low
We're going on hunting to the Busan killing fields this year
So if you're coming get ready to go

Come on baby Kill the Joketsuzkou
I'm gonna take you huntin' with me
Come on along surf babe, kill the Joketsuzkou
I'm gonna take you huntin' with me
Let's go huntin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on a hunt with me

tune : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IENuCp4eT84

the Crowd Cheers with some of them yelling F##K XIAN PU

[Reformed SFR Yugoslavia]

Background : Annette Karadzic , is a Bosnian Serb singer, songwriter, and musician who performs songs that are supportive of Serbian supremacy . Her songs exhibit Anti Croatian hatred marketed as "subtle, rib-tickling satire". The songs frequently uses the slur "Ustaše" and often voice sympathy for Josip Broz Tito . She has been called by American Media as the Evil Annette Fuincello due to her looking like Annette Funicello and her songs being Anti Croatian racist covers of Funicello

Lyrics (translated from Serbian):

Up Down Rock A Cha
Left Right Rock a Cha
East West Rock A Cha

In the Land of Rock A Cha
Known as North America
in 1961 a new sound was born
was invented by Annette Funciello
its called the Rock A Cha
68 years later
it's coming to Yugoslavia

In every Theme park and Malt Shops
you can hear the Rock A Cha
Because Annette Funicello invented the Rock A Cha
and she is more famous than me

Every Gringo and Gringa of any race started dancing to Rock A Cha
they say the Twist gives you cancer but the Rock A Cha gives you COVID

Now here in Yugoslavia
Rock A Cha is on its way
Every Frogleg (referring to the Ethnic Lushanskians inside Yugoslavia) and Ustaše (referring to Croatians) around the nation beats up every Serb
with this new sensation
You'll be a Ustaše if you discover the Rock A Cha

Gringos (referring to the Jamesian Refugees living in Vojvodina) and Racists (referring to Afrikaners )
you're not welcome here in Yugoslavia
if you leave take your Rock A Cha with you


Now here in Yugoslavia
Rock A Cha is on its way
Every Frogleg (referring to the Ethnic Lushanskians inside Yugoslavia) and Ustaše (referring to Croatians) around the nation beats up every Serb
with this new sensation
You'll be a Ustaše if you discover the Rock A Cha

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oHDWLH-MN0

[Soviet Union of Russia and Belarus]

Because of the Soviet Failure to win the bid for the games , Konstantin Chernenko orders Eduard Khill to sing his famous song to stop the political mess of the Dominionvision

Lyrics:
Ahhhh, ya ya yaaah,
ya ya yah yah ya yaaah.
Oh oh oh oh oooh, oh ya yah,
ya ya yah yah ya yah.

Ye ye ye ye ye, ye ye yeh, ye ye yeh.
Oh oh oh oh oooh.
Ye ye ye ye ye, ye ye yeh, ye ye yeh.
Oh oh oh oh oooh, lololol.
Oh oh oooh oooh, la lah.

Na na na na nah na na nah na na nah na na nah na na nah.
Na na na na nan na na nan, na na nah,
na na na na nah.

Na na na na naaaaah, na na naaaah...
Na na nah nah na na.
Lololololoooool,
la la lah.
La la lah lah la lah.


Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh,
Lololololol!


Ah-eeeeeee,
ee-ee-eeeh!
La la lah lah la lah.
Oh oh oh oh oooh,
bop a-da da da dah da da dah.
Da da dah dah da dah


Lolololo lol, lololol, lololol.
La la la la lah.
Trololololol, lololol, lololol,
Oh ha ha ha oh!
Oh ha ha ha oh!
Oh ha ha ha oh!
Oh ha ha ha oh!

Lolololololol,
lolololololol,
lolololololol,
lolololol!

Laah la la lah,
la la lah lah la lah.
Lololololol, la la lah,
la la lah lah la lah.

Lololololol, lololol, lololol,
oh oh oh oh oh.
Lololololol, lololol, lololol,
oh oh oh oh oooooooh!

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44

the crowds cheer because it is a beautiful song and the only one that is not politically charged

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

This Song is called Mr Biden and it criticizes the fact that Jamesian Australasian refugees fleeing the riots of Los Angeles were rejected and shot at by the Americans before they formed a country in Chechenia displacing the Chechens with Jamesian refugees fleeing Los Angeles and the fact that the Union of Nations rejected an attempt for Chechnya's Membership despite lobbying efforts by the United Australasian Commonwealth



Mr Biden , Mr Biden

Mr. Biden , keep all your money
Now that this becoming another Watergate
The need for you has really diminished
I'm telling you that your useful days are finished

Biden, the US army
wont even work , we tried asking you for help
But you sat there and watched
Mr. Biden this is really sick

Mr. Biden , While we tried escaped to America
you ordered troops to fire at us
so we fled to Chechenia

Biden , what the hell is wrong with you
Because of you we are not a recognized a country
We're going to trump because help us

Mr. Trump (Trump's voice: "Yesss?") please help us become a country
Give this lobbyist a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam
Give him true leadership like Jacob Rees Moggs
And lots of charisma like Billy Graham
Mr Trump someone to help
Would be so peachy before we're annexed by the UAC
So please turn on your lobbying powers
Mr Trump , bring us, please, please, please
Mr Trump , bring us a dream
tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA

[The Jamesian Republic]

The Judges only liked song 2 they did not like the others because they were too political.

“Could we please get songs that don’t have some sort of political message behind them?” Said one of the judges.

[Independent South Africa]

a guy resembling Renato Carasone walks up and the RTE Studio begins to play , He is Robert Carson from New York State and he is worried about the Jamesian Influence entering the USA due to the UAC bordering the country

You wear jeans with a logo on the back...
...a cap with the brim raised...
you saunter along the via Toledo
like a gangster, to make people stare.

You want to be like a Jamesian
Jamesian , Jamesian
but listen to me, who's asking you to?
you want to live the high life,
but supporting Scott Lewis
is not the way to do it


You dance rock and roll
you play baseball...
but the money for the Democrats
where does it come from?
the poor minority groups

You want to be like an Jamesian ,Jamesian Jamesian
but you were born an American !
listen to me, there's nothing you can do
ok, Californian !
you want to be like a Jamesian
you want to be like an Jamesian !

Instrumental break

You want to be like an Jamesian ,Jamesian Jamesian
but you were born an American !
listen to me, there's nothing you can do
ok, Califronian !
you want to be like a Jamesian
you want to be like an Jamesian !

tune : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66xh6HHsaog

[Independent South Africa]

The Judges only liked song 2 they did not like the others because they were too political.

“Could we please get songs that don’t have some sort of political message behind them?” Said one of the judges.

the Netherlands trying to prove that politics don't belong in Dominion Vision send Piet de Jong and the Hollanders to peform a Dual Dutch/Afrikaans version of See You in September by the Tempos


Lyrics:

Ik zal elke nacht alleen zijn
Vergeet niet te schrijven als je weg bent

Ik zie je in september
Tot ziens als de zomer voorbij is
Hier nemen we afscheid op het station
De zomervakantie neemt je mee

Veel plezier, maar onthoud
Er is gevaar in de zomermaan hierboven
Zie ik je in september
Of je verliezen aan een zomerliefde

Tel die dae totdat ek by jou sal wees
Tel ook die ure en die minute

Lekker kuier, maar onthou
Daar is gevaar in die somermaan hierbo
Sal ek jou in September sien
Of verloor jou aan 'n somerliefde

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRGLjzFHa40


OOC: This Song Contest has become the Musical Equivalent of Italian Football Extremists
Yes they are real , go look them up , most of the songs however are far right

[The Jamesian Republic]

The Judges only liked song 2 they did not like the others because they were too political.

“Could we please get songs that don’t have some sort of political message behind them?” Said one of the judges.

the Netherlands trying to prove that politics don't belong in Dominion Vision send Piet de Jong and the Hollanders to peform a Dual Dutch/Afrikaans version of See You in September by the Tempos


Lyrics:

Ik zal elke nacht alleen zijn
Vergeet niet te schrijven als je weg bent

Ik zie je in september
Tot ziens als de zomer voorbij is
Hier nemen we afscheid op het station
De zomervakantie neemt je mee

Veel plezier, maar onthoud
Er is gevaar in de zomermaan hierboven
Zie ik je in september
Of je verliezen aan een zomerliefde

Tel die dae totdat ek by jou sal wees
Tel ook die ure en die minute

Lekker kuier, maar onthou
Daar is gevaar in die somermaan hierbo
Sal ek jou in September sien
Of verloor jou aan 'n somerliefde

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRGLjzFHa40


OOC: This Song Contest has become the Musical Equivalent of Italian Football Extremists
Yes they are real , go look them up , most of the songs however are far right

OOC: I didn’t know that.
IC: “Finally a good song” One of the judges said.

[Independent South Africa]

the Netherlands trying to prove that politics don't belong in Dominion Vision send Piet de Jong and the Hollanders to peform a Dual Dutch/Afrikaans version of See You in September by the Tempos


Lyrics:

Ik zal elke nacht alleen zijn
Vergeet niet te schrijven als je weg bent

Ik zie je in september
Tot ziens als de zomer voorbij is
Hier nemen we afscheid op het station
De zomervakantie neemt je mee

Veel plezier, maar onthoud
Er is gevaar in de zomermaan hierboven
Zie ik je in september
Of je verliezen aan een zomerliefde

Tel die dae totdat ek by jou sal wees
Tel ook die ure en die minute

Lekker kuier, maar onthou
Daar is gevaar in die somermaan hierbo
Sal ek jou in September sien
Of verloor jou aan 'n somerliefde

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRGLjzFHa40


OOC: This Song Contest has become the Musical Equivalent of Italian Football Extremists
Yes they are real , go look them up , most of the songs however are far right

OOC: I didn’t know that.
IC: “Finally a good song” One of the judges said.

OOC: most of the Singers if they were real and Italian will belong to S.S. Lazio due to them promoting a far right stance because of the clubs Fascist connection
however the Mongolians have entered in a left wing song making them Unione Sportiva Livorno


IC:
the Mongolians have arrived and begin to sing Wolf Totem 2.0 Rise of the Workers by the Hu

lyrics:
Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We’ll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.

Refrain:
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we’ll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They’ll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We’ll shoot the generals on our own side.

No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E’er the thieves will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty
And we’ll strike while the iron is hot.

the Crowd Cheers with some carrying signs deliberately being pointing to American Fans who boo the music also with signs (the signs are anti Communist)

Iris Bester : (in a Sarcastic Tone )Finally a left wing Song , hopefully there won't be a separatist song , only the Soviets and the Netherlands have done good with See You in September and Trolololo


tune : https://youtu.be/Qs66lDeNGM0

[The Jamesian Republic]

OOC: I didn’t know that.
IC: “Finally a good song” One of the judges said.

OOC: most of the Singers if they were real and Italian will belong to S.S. Lazio due to them promoting a far right stance because of the clubs Fascist connection
however the Mongolians have entered in a left wing song making them Unione Sportiva Livorno


IC:
the Mongolians have arrived and begin to sing Wolf Totem 2.0 Rise of the Workers by the Hu

lyrics:
Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We’ll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.

Refrain:
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we’ll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They’ll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We’ll shoot the generals on our own side.

No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E’er the thieves will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty
And we’ll strike while the iron is hot.

the Crowd Cheers with some carrying signs deliberately being pointing to American Fans who boo the music also with signs (the signs are anti Communist)

Iris Bester : (in a Sarcastic Tone )Finally a left wing Song , hopefully there won't be a separatist song , only the Soviets and the Netherlands have done good with See You in September and Trolololo


tune : https://youtu.be/Qs66lDeNGM0

“Can we please ban political songs from this thing.” One of the judges said.

[Independent South Africa]

OOC: most of the Singers if they were real and Italian will belong to S.S. Lazio due to them promoting a far right stance because of the clubs Fascist connection
however the Mongolians have entered in a left wing song making them Unione Sportiva Livorno


IC:
the Mongolians have arrived and begin to sing Wolf Totem 2.0 Rise of the Workers by the Hu

lyrics:
Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We’ll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.

Refrain:
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we’ll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They’ll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We’ll shoot the generals on our own side.

No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E’er the thieves will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty
And we’ll strike while the iron is hot.

the Crowd Cheers with some carrying signs deliberately being pointing to American Fans who boo the music also with signs (the signs are anti Communist)

Iris Bester : (in a Sarcastic Tone )Finally a left wing Song , hopefully there won't be a separatist song , only the Soviets and the Netherlands have done good with See You in September and Trolololo


tune : https://youtu.be/Qs66lDeNGM0

“Can we please ban political songs from this thing.” One of the judges said.

Are you sure that will work , South Africa Prides itself as being a bastion of free speech in Africa , to ban political songs will be a violation of the Human Rights Act said a Government Official , only the Dutch and the Soviets sent apolitical songs however they won't win any prizes is because the Dutch Song was written by the literal prime minister of the Netherlands and the Soviet Union literally just sent a song that has only gibberish into it however South Korea and Yugoslavia will not be allowed to send songs advocating genocide

[The Jamesian Republic]

“Can we please ban political songs from this thing.” One of the judges said.

Are you sure that will work , South Africa Prides itself as being a bastion of free speech in Africa , to ban political songs will be a violation of the Human Rights Act said a Government Official , only the Dutch and the Soviets sent apolitical songs however they won't win any prizes is because the Dutch Song was written by the literal prime minister of the Netherlands and the Soviet Union literally just sent a song that has only gibberish into it however South Korea and Yugoslavia will not be allowed to send songs advocating genocide

“I see then. But if this contest is just going to be insulting political opponents then we will leave” One of the judges said.

[Independent South Africa]

Iris Bester : the man the myth , the legend , Here's Vlad Putin (not the president of Russia mind you)from South Osssetia

Lyrics:
Come on Everybody
clap your hands
ah you lookin good
I'm gonna drive my Lada
It Wont take long
were gonna burn again
and it goes like this

Lets Burn again,
cruising' in my Lada,
Come on lets burn again,
Cruising' in my car,

don't you remember when,
the flames did hide it,
so let's burn again,
burn and turn around.

Yeah, crashing crashing bumping in the rear end,
Oh, firefighters come,
We need you right now,
so we can burn again,
cruisin' in my Lada,
come on lets burn again,
toasting time is here.

After the song , Lada Sales went up overnight

[Independent South Africa]

Iris Bester , We now move one to the British Band the Beatmywifeles and tonight they are debuting with a very offensive song , so please if you are offended or have kids change the channel now




I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL USTASE TO THE YUGOSLAVIAN POLICE
AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING JOKETSUZKOU WAS BARKING AT ME
IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A NEO NAZI DEATH METAL BAND
I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE

I SOLD YOUR JOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOURJOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR JOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR JOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT

AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT
I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW
BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY
SO I SOLD IT TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT

I SOLD JOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT
I SOLD JOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT
I SOLD JOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT
I SOLD JOKETSUZKOU TO A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT

YOUR FAMILY ORDERED JOKETSUZKOU MEAT
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING
IT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAITHFUL JOKETSUZKOU
WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR VILLAGE ON FIRE

tune: https://youtu.be/qc98u-eGzlc

[Independent South Africa]

Iris Bester : Families , you can now turn back the channel to us as France has sent Satellite by Terresa Bordeaux

Était seul la nuit dernière, laissant le noir et blanc
Laissant le noir et blanc
Tournant autour du site, je suis ton satellite
Je suis ton satellite

La pensée de ta peau sur la mienne
A suffi à me briser
La pensée de ta peau sur la mienne
Quelle est ta amour, quel est ton amour?
Quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour?


Je n'ai aucun contrôle, mon âme implacable
Mon âme implacable
Tu as percé ma volonté, même si tu restes immobile
Tu restes immobile
La pensée de ta peau sur la mienne
A suffi à me briser
La pensée de ta peau sur la mienne


Qu'est-ce que ton amour, quel est ton amour?
Quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour?
Je pensais avoir trouvé un moyen de me battre
Mais quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour

Quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour?
Quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour?
Quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour?


Je pensais avoir trouvé un moyen de me battre
Quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour ?
Quel est ton amour, quel est ton amour?

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV5E1CS_520

A Croatian Lives Matter protest happens outside the Tyne Tees Studio and they demand the beheading of Annette Karadzic due to her song calling for the genocide of Croatians

[The Jamesian Republic]

“Songs 11 and 12 were just awful.” Judge Number 1 said.
“I liked Satellite” Judge Number 2 said
“So far we liked 2,9, and 13 the others have been vulgar political songs and in the case of the Russians gibberish.” Judge Number 3 said.
“That’s a little offensive don’t you think.” Judge number 2 said.
“No it was gibberish that wasn’t even Russian.” Judge 1 said in agreement.

OOC: None of this my OOC views but rather what the characters think.

[Independent South Africa]

Police arrive to suppress the Croatian Lives Matter Rally outside however it escalates
https://youtu.be/wWG-MQ7dThw?t=35

[Independent South Africa]

“Songs 11 and 12 were just awful.” Judge Number 1 said.
“I liked Satellite” Judge Number 2 said
“So far we liked 2,9, and 13 the others have been vulgar political songs and in the case of the Russians gibberish.” Judge Number 3 said.
“That’s a little offensive don’t you think.” Judge number 2 said.
“No it was gibberish that wasn’t even Russian.” Judge 1 said in agreement.

OOC: None of this my OOC views but rather what the characters think.

IC: Eduard Khill the singer , tells the judges that , Mr. Chernenko will kill his family if he did not sing that song and that the Russian Mafia will go after him

OOC: I Know , This Song Contest is a political mess , so in fact that Britain , Yugoslavia , and South Korea have been banned permanently for singing songs about Joketsuzkou

Other Nations (besides France , Lushansk , and the Netherlands ) like the Soviet Union will get a warning