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by Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:11 pm
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by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:12 pm
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by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:14 pm
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by Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:15 pm
Gonswanza wrote:Laka Strolistandiler wrote:We now canonically force officers to eat rotten fish BTW
I RECOGNIZE THAT ART IN THE FLAG/PROFILE PIC.
Also it looks eerily similar to Laura Ortiz, given her skin and eye color. Hell, that'd may as well be Laura in combat against Laka (hypothetically) before pulling out a huge sword to duel in no-man's land.
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by Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:16 pm
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by Southeast Marajarbia » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:19 pm

by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:27 pm
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Gonswanza wrote:I RECOGNIZE THAT ART IN THE FLAG/PROFILE PIC.
Also it looks eerily similar to Laura Ortiz, given her skin and eye color. Hell, that'd may as well be Laura in combat against Laka (hypothetically) before pulling out a huge sword to duel in no-man's land.
Bruh let’s head canon them being related. She’s not Lavinia’ blood relative after all, cause she is an adoptive one
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by Vikanias » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:27 pm

by Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:31 pm
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by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:35 pm
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Ok, now I think we REALLY need to make it canon. Something like them being so hateful of each other than they stage a duel with deadly weapons and figuring out them being related while attempting to kill each other. Like that badass dialogue- duel between Montoya and the masked guy in The Princess Brixe
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by Meretica » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:36 pm

by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:39 pm
Meretica wrote:Are y'all familiar with the concept of a resurrection surgery?
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by Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:44 pm
Gonswanza wrote:Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Ok, now I think we REALLY need to make it canon. Something like them being so hateful of each other than they stage a duel with deadly weapons and figuring out them being related while attempting to kill each other. Like that badass dialogue- duel between Montoya and the masked guy in The Princess Brixe
Or better yet, the two cross each other in the Christmas ball, before dueling in moto-jousting.
Yes, jousting with motorcycles. But in this case, it's about who gives up first without dying, given that both leaders need to live.
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by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:49 pm
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Gonswanza wrote:Or better yet, the two cross each other in the Christmas ball, before dueling in moto-jousting.
Yes, jousting with motorcycles. But in this case, it's about who gives up first without dying, given that both leaders need to live.
Come on, old-schooled epee dueling makes for far more epic moments…
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by Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:52 pm
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by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:54 pm
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by Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:02 pm
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by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:17 pm
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:You want to set up this as a separate RP (closed of course) or we should do this in the IC thread sometimes later? I mean it would be absurd for the two world leaders to just go at each other with little to no reasoning behind the fact. Something like Rhodesian and Goswanzan tabloids beginning to compare the two controversies with the whole thing eventually turning into the two rulers believe int that the only way to prove themselves right is to fight the opposing side
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by Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:59 pm
Deblar wrote:Don’t mind us, just raking in dough and building skyscrapers while the world slowly burns
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by Global Alliance-Military » Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:55 pm
The Military State of the Galapagos wrote:New Kowloon Bay wrote:It's the GA. The GLA is the Galapagosian Liberation Alliance, I believe. Haven't been following that meltdown much though.
Also, me being both GA and NATO be like:
well this is bad
I almost dragged NATO and the GA into a war because NATO didn’t realize they were supporting terrorists

by The Military State of the Galapagos » Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:57 pm
Global Alliance-Military wrote:The Military State of the Galapagos wrote:I almost dragged NATO and the GA into a war because NATO didn’t realize they were supporting terrorists
Why do you keep coming up with false anti-GA stuff? As far as I'm concerned things between GA and NATO are a bit shaky, but are nowhere near war. Besides, for the GA to actually go to war, we need an act that a simple majority needs to pass, and we haven't even voted on anything yet.
In addition, both GA co-founders are also members with NATO.
It's mainly my fault, but also partially the faults of you, Meretica, and Vikanias, in the sense that the GA hasn't really been established as an alliance yet, and you guys chose to start a massive conflict 1-2 days into its founding.
I think it's best for me to just make it so the GA never existed until 5-10 minutes from now when I create the threads, because the GA was unable to do anything to begin with. Among other things, it would mean that the Galapagos would be a UCA protectorate until 5-10 minutes from now, then be changed into a transitional GA protectorate until we hold the votes on stuff, but I think it would be realistic since UCA actually had a military before it joined the GA, and therefore could be an actual GLA enemy.
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