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Neo Yaakk
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Founded: Oct 27, 2021
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Postby Neo Yaakk » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:06 pm

Vikanias wrote:
Neo Yaakk wrote:It's obvious who I am


A fish…?

Well I know you are a seal,
I'm a cat

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:11 pm

Vikanias wrote:
Neo Yaakk wrote:It's obvious who I am


A fish…?

We now canonically force officers to eat rotten fish BTW
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:12 pm

Also I do wonder, are my posts simply lacking in content for a reaction or is it that nobody really feels like their nation should react to my posts? Just a mild curiosity, since I have noted that a whole lot of content (as of late) is mostly independent new updates with the odd roleplay interactions rolling once in a blue moon for like... Three posts at most.
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Neo Yaakk
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Postby Neo Yaakk » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:12 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Vikanias wrote:
A fish…?

We now canonically force officers to eat rotten fish BTW

Da Fuk?

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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:14 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Vikanias wrote:
A fish…?

We now canonically force officers to eat rotten fish BTW

I RECOGNIZE THAT ART IN THE FLAG/PROFILE PIC.

Also it looks eerily similar to Laura Ortiz, given her skin and eye color. Hell, that'd may as well be Laura in combat against Laka (hypothetically) before pulling out a huge sword to duel in no-man's land.
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[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:15 pm

Gonswanza wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:We now canonically force officers to eat rotten fish BTW

I RECOGNIZE THAT ART IN THE FLAG/PROFILE PIC.

Also it looks eerily similar to Laura Ortiz, given her skin and eye color. Hell, that'd may as well be Laura in combat against Laka (hypothetically) before pulling out a huge sword to duel in no-man's land.

Bruh let’s head canon them being related. She’s not Lavinia’ blood relative after all, cause she is an adoptive one
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:16 pm

Neo Yaakk wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:We now canonically force officers to eat rotten fish BTW

Da Fuk?

Because we fucking can
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Southeast Marajarbia
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Founded: Mar 21, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Southeast Marajarbia » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:19 pm

Neo Yaakk wrote:
Vikanias wrote:
A fish…?

Well I know you are a seal,
I'm a cat


SX? TKI? Who are you, really?
Just a regular old II Superpower nation, and large scale trading empire that likes to have fun! You (the reader) can find me all over II nowadays, so I suggest having a chat.

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Gonswanza
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:27 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Gonswanza wrote:I RECOGNIZE THAT ART IN THE FLAG/PROFILE PIC.

Also it looks eerily similar to Laura Ortiz, given her skin and eye color. Hell, that'd may as well be Laura in combat against Laka (hypothetically) before pulling out a huge sword to duel in no-man's land.

Bruh let’s head canon them being related. She’s not Lavinia’ blood relative after all, cause she is an adoptive one

Awe. They even have the same mental dam-[shot]

Awe, they are so alike too!
Praise our glorious leader Laura Ortiz!
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[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Vikanias
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Postby Vikanias » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:27 pm

Southeast Marajarbia wrote:
Neo Yaakk wrote:Well I know you are a seal,
I'm a cat


SX? TKI? Who are you, really?


He’s TKI.
“As he died to make man holy, let us die to make man free.”

LIKES: Israel, Progessive Conservatism, Enviromental protections, small business, Newfoundland, Crab, Christianity, Democracy, Trust Busting, Pierre Poilievre, Guns, Dinosaurs, Star Wars, the Military, Pacificism, Nuclear Power

DISLIKES: Palestine, Communism, Pollution, Big Business, Quebec, CEO fat cats, Drag shows, Extreme Atheism, Authoritarianism, Pacifism, Warmongering, Trudeau, Monopolies, Gun Control

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Neo Yaakk
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Ex-Nation

Postby Neo Yaakk » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:28 pm

Southeast Marajarbia wrote:
Neo Yaakk wrote:Well I know you are a seal,
I'm a cat


SX? TKI? Who are you, really?

TKI

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:31 pm

Gonswanza wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Bruh let’s head canon them being related. She’s not Lavinia’ blood relative after all, cause she is an adoptive one

Awe. They even have the same mental dam-[shot]

Awe, they are so alike too!

Ok, now I think we REALLY need to make it canon. Something like them being so hateful of each other than they stage a duel with deadly weapons and figuring out them being related while attempting to kill each other. Like that badass dialogue- duel between Montoya and the masked guy in The Princess Brixe
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Gonswanza
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Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:35 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Gonswanza wrote:Awe. They even have the same mental dam-[shot]

Awe, they are so alike too!

Ok, now I think we REALLY need to make it canon. Something like them being so hateful of each other than they stage a duel with deadly weapons and figuring out them being related while attempting to kill each other. Like that badass dialogue- duel between Montoya and the masked guy in The Princess Brixe

Or better yet, the two cross each other in the Christmas ball, before dueling in moto-jousting.

Yes, jousting with motorcycles. But in this case, it's about who gives up first without dying, given that both leaders need to live.
Praise our glorious leader Laura Ortiz!
Yea, I sell things. Lots of things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Meretica
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Meretica » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:36 pm

Are y'all familiar with the concept of a resurrection surgery?
News: King Michael Dragonheart II declares war with Thira "officially over" following the capture of enemy General Arceus || President Edwards announces that "the Senate has finalized plans for redistricting" and "will hold full elections in May" || Royal Advisory Board maintains that it is important to allow the Heads of Noble Houses to attend meetings and have information due to "millennia of tradition" || Preparations for Belecthoria's 3089th birthday underway

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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:39 pm

Meretica wrote:Are y'all familiar with the concept of a resurrection surgery?

Not a thing in Gonswanza, we poor and don't know how to revive people.

No, Jerry, that rezurrekton virus does not exist, shut up about it.

And shut up about the virtual brains too.

Better yet, see me in my office... I have a gift for you.
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[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:44 pm

Gonswanza wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Ok, now I think we REALLY need to make it canon. Something like them being so hateful of each other than they stage a duel with deadly weapons and figuring out them being related while attempting to kill each other. Like that badass dialogue- duel between Montoya and the masked guy in The Princess Brixe

Or better yet, the two cross each other in the Christmas ball, before dueling in moto-jousting.

Yes, jousting with motorcycles. But in this case, it's about who gives up first without dying, given that both leaders need to live.

Come on, old-schooled epee dueling makes for far more epic moments…
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:49 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Gonswanza wrote:Or better yet, the two cross each other in the Christmas ball, before dueling in moto-jousting.

Yes, jousting with motorcycles. But in this case, it's about who gives up first without dying, given that both leaders need to live.

Come on, old-schooled epee dueling makes for far more epic moments…

True... Now, hook sword or zweihander? Or would you prefer a rapier instead?
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[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:52 pm

Gonswanza wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Come on, old-schooled epee dueling makes for far more epic moments…

True... Now, hook sword or zweihander? Or would you prefer a rapier instead?

Zweihanders make for cooler looking fights, however, rapiers at least allow for talks- so the choice is yours…
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:54 pm

Rapier it is then.
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[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:02 pm

You want to set up this as a separate RP (closed of course) or we should do this in the IC thread sometimes later? I mean it would be absurd for the two world leaders to just go at each other with little to no reasoning behind the fact. Something like Rhodesian and Goswanzan tabloids beginning to compare the two controversies with the whole thing eventually turning into the two rulers believe int that the only way to prove themselves right is to fight the opposing side
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long

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Gonswanza
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:17 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:You want to set up this as a separate RP (closed of course) or we should do this in the IC thread sometimes later? I mean it would be absurd for the two world leaders to just go at each other with little to no reasoning behind the fact. Something like Rhodesian and Goswanzan tabloids beginning to compare the two controversies with the whole thing eventually turning into the two rulers believe int that the only way to prove themselves right is to fight the opposing side

that would be hilarious as an aside, a closed RP. Granted, I don't expect them to kill each other, at worst just some grim injury that won't knock either one out of office. Even as Laura would have the Green Party in attendance along with some arms dealers or CEOs from arms manufacturers and medical company CEOs both seeking to enjoy the fun and talk with their Lakan counterparts in the background.
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Yea, I sell things. Lots of things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Deblar
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:56 pm

Don’t mind us, just raking in dough and building skyscrapers while the world slowly burns

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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:59 pm

Deblar wrote:Don’t mind us, just raking in dough and building skyscrapers while the world slowly burns

Based
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Yea, I sell things. Lots of things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Global Alliance-Military
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Ex-Nation

Postby Global Alliance-Military » Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:55 pm

The Military State of the Galapagos wrote:
New Kowloon Bay wrote:It's the GA. The GLA is the Galapagosian Liberation Alliance, I believe. Haven't been following that meltdown much though.


Also, me being both GA and NATO be like:

well this is bad

I almost dragged NATO and the GA into a war because NATO didn’t realize they were supporting terrorists


Why do you keep coming up with false anti-GA stuff? As far as I'm concerned things between GA and NATO are a bit shaky, but are nowhere near war. Besides, for the GA to actually go to war, we need an act that a simple majority needs to pass, and we haven't even voted on anything yet.

In addition, both GA co-founders are also members with NATO.

It's mainly my fault, but also partially the faults of you, Meretica, and Vikanias, in the sense that the GA hasn't really been established as an alliance yet, and you guys chose to start a massive conflict 1-2 days into its founding.

I think it's best for me to just make it so the GA never existed until 5-10 minutes from now when I create the threads, because the GA was unable to do anything to begin with. Among other things, it would mean that the Galapagos would be a UCA protectorate until 5-10 minutes from now, then be changed into a transitional GA protectorate until we hold the votes on stuff, but I think it would be realistic since UCA actually had a military before it joined the GA, and therefore could be an actual GLA enemy.

EDIT: Basically, the GA was never involved in any conflicts that occurred before the Wuscoegroan Invasion, which hasn't happened yet.
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Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:57 pm

Global Alliance-Military wrote:
The Military State of the Galapagos wrote:I almost dragged NATO and the GA into a war because NATO didn’t realize they were supporting terrorists


Why do you keep coming up with false anti-GA stuff? As far as I'm concerned things between GA and NATO are a bit shaky, but are nowhere near war. Besides, for the GA to actually go to war, we need an act that a simple majority needs to pass, and we haven't even voted on anything yet.

In addition, both GA co-founders are also members with NATO.

It's mainly my fault, but also partially the faults of you, Meretica, and Vikanias, in the sense that the GA hasn't really been established as an alliance yet, and you guys chose to start a massive conflict 1-2 days into its founding.

I think it's best for me to just make it so the GA never existed until 5-10 minutes from now when I create the threads, because the GA was unable to do anything to begin with. Among other things, it would mean that the Galapagos would be a UCA protectorate until 5-10 minutes from now, then be changed into a transitional GA protectorate until we hold the votes on stuff, but I think it would be realistic since UCA actually had a military before it joined the GA, and therefore could be an actual GLA enemy.

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