by Middle Barael » Thu Jul 15, 2021 1:14 pm
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by Jutsa » Thu Jul 15, 2021 3:58 pm
The Free Government Transparency Report Channel Inc:
"The Grand Council of Jutsa wishes to express its gratitude to the Free National News Networks across the Legitimate Democracy of Jutsa. Truly, their exercising their legal right to cover footage of these protests is testament to how the power of free press triumphs over any other nation's who've been stifled by corrupt government regulations. It brings us deep shame that while Jutsa has escaped the evil clutches of communism, its neighbors have only fallen deeper into its voracious maw. We thank every last one of our news outlets, to which no single one sponsored this message.
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by Jutsa » Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:56 am
"War. Death. Destruction. War has left a permanent scar on the earth and in our hearts. That's why, at Greenworx Laboratories, we envision a world without wars. One where our neighbors and partners overseas are safe. A world where conflicts are resolved with humane alternatives to old-fashioned combat. Join us today by visiting our website, or consider investing in our portfolios. And be sure to give us a like on social media and share with all of your friends and family! Greenworx. The defense of tomorrow, today!"
We have heard your concerns, and we assure you the threat of communism is no threat to our forests as long as we're here to protect them. Unlike the government-run militaries of our communist rivals, we do not need to worry about red tape. Any and all foreigners and Jutsae alike found loitering in our pristine forests in an attempt to defame capitalism will be subjugated to rigorous routine education exercises and several years of reforestation efforts. That is because here at the Free Armed Services Helping Individuals Save Trees Incorporated, we are under oath to keep Jutsa and the Northern Uninhabited Territories safe. We are committed to stop at nothing short of stockholders' expense to protect our profitable woodlands from the heartless clutches of communist interest groups. We appreciate your patronage, and remember, Jutsa means no harm to any!
by Middle Barael » Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:08 pm
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by Chan Island » Wed Sep 01, 2021 11:43 am
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.
by Jutsa » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:16 pm
We are aware of the turmoil that has been arising throughout the region and Jutsa's affiliates. Thankfully, due to the competence of our Corporate elected leader, here at Free Armed Services Helping Individuals Save Trees, we are able to hold strong in our commitment to help you, the Jutsaish citizen, and the environment from the violent clutches of our neighbors. Fortunately, we have already disarmed several potential bomb and Molotov Cocktail threats using preemptive tear gas strikes in our allies' territories to make sure no fires spread into the forested territory nearby Jutsa, as well as removing any possibly sonic booms that would otherwise disrupt the local wildlife. We thank you for your patronage, and remember, we mean no harm to anyone!"
"So this is how you people get around in Jutsa, huh?" asked a lady, after having just arrived from Middle Barael, in plain English to a young Jutsaish man while riding in the green shuttle from Unleminga to Chanshuk.
"I guess so." He never really thought of that before. Then again his English was rusty. "Seems like we're so used to it, so we don't make a fuss. Most of us don't, anyway."
"Well, hopefully one day no one will have to worry about it," she replied, irking a curious look on the man before he resumes blowing bubbles from a pipe and reading a copy of Planet Feejayoplep: What the World Would Be If Feejayopleps Ruled the World
Jutsaish National - Morning News
"The Coroner's report confirms that the man who died in the car explosion outside of Yoqla's Green Publishing in Chutnuk was indeed Fasudluwap Yoqla, an immigrant from Chan Island who joined this country in the pursuit of freedom, only to be incinerated by violent revolutionaries trying to take that freedom away. His remains have been all but incinerated, with only a few small fractures of bone left behind to confirm he was deceased. Investigation continues as numerous eye witnesses say they saw a man leaving the scene on a bicycle just minutes before the explosion, but as of yet no one has been found. Back to you, Dalac."
by Jutsa » Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:28 pm
The Free Government Transparency Report Channel Inc:
"The Grand Council of Jutsa wishes to express its deepest sympathies to the lives who have been lost to the recent spade of car bombings in Panu. It is with our deepest sympathies that these tragedies occurred to anyone, particularly our fine pillars of society, the self-starting businessmen who have built our green economy. It is with a heavy heart that we honor their deaths, and thank our newly re-privatized police force for doing their part in investigating the bombings and increasing the security and safety of our nation at no taxpayer's expense directly. We thank you."
Given the recent events, we acknowledge that Jutsae are undoubtedly fearful of the surrounding political climate. We assure all of our customers that they are in the safest hands. Here at Free Armed Services Helping Individuals Save Trees, we are committed to protecting you and our forests from the communist rebels that threaten to take away our society's freedom from environmental worry. Our business associates are already working on technology that promises to prevent such threats without causing any excessive physical harm to the environment or to most of the foreigners they may come into contact with. In addition, they are almost guaranteed safe for the user and promise to pave the way for even more effective and efficiently made technologies in the future. And don't worry, you do not have to worry about us selling our technology to the wrong hands. We believe in the safety and security of our research, and are only acquainted with firms that will sell this information to the most trustworthy of foreign arms manufacturing companies operating in established Jutsaish alliances in order to supply us with the most environmentally sustainable weaponry at the lowest possible cost. We appreciate your patronage, and remember, we mean no harm to anyone!
by Middle Barael » Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:44 am
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