North and South (IC / SEMI-OPEN)

[Nationalist Northumbria]

IC:
Clifford Street Police Station, Byker, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, United Kingdom
“You’re free to go.” The police say to the suspect as they unlock the door to his cell.
Portsmouth South, Portsmouth, England, United Kingdom
Sikandar Khan goes to speak to sailors: Royal Navy, Merchant Navy and fishing crews. He will also go to Gloucester and Stroud.
He promises to defend British shipping, create jobs in the area, keep Trident and strengthen the Royal Navy.
He goes there in his Royal Navy uniform.
Liverpool, England, United Kingdom
Labour campaign promises to bring back British steel and establish new vocational colleges if elected. The Daily Mirror supports him saying “Tories care more about PM’s private life than his wife.”
They also capitalise on his eccentricity calling him “Sikandar Khan, Britain’s lovably quirky PM.”
Elswick, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England, United Kingdom
The Labour MP for Newcastle-upon-Tyne Central, Chi Onwurah, visits.
Sikandar Khan had previously visited.
Norwich South, Norwich, England, United Kingdom
Mary Khan (nee Smith) states that she “agrees with her husband’s decision” and “supports him wholeheartedly.”
Hackney, London, England, United Kingdom
MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington (not Dianne Abbot in this) calls David Cameron “a racist” and mentions that he called migrants a “storm.”
She asks “would you rather vote for a racist who hates refugees or someone who’s just a bit quirky.”
Plymouth, England, United Kingdom
Luke Pollard, MP, the Minister of Defence is campaigning for votes in Plymouth, he’s drawing attention to the recent pay raise ,his record representing the city and his father’s service in the Royal Navy.
After that he will go to Colchester.

The decision by the prime minister to continue campaigning after the tragic death of Tony Blair on the same day is widely criticised.

[Ideal Britain]

Yesterday, Barton and Tredworth, Gloucester, Gloucestershire, England, United Kingdom
Sikandar Khan, MSC, CB, MP visited the area and spoke to local people. He was well received by most of the communities in the area including the Muslim community and the Jamaican community.
He has begun courting a local Muslim girl with a view towards marriage.
Yesterday, Stroud, Gloucestershire, England, United Kingdom
Sikandar Khan, MSC, CB, MP spoke to local people. He was remembered as “the Commodore who fought COVID” and so was welcomed by the vast majority of people.
Despite this, a group of chavs threw stones at him and got baton-charged. This is because he enforced lockdown.

[Ideal Britain]

Yesterday, Barton and Tredworth, Gloucester, Gloucestershire, England, United Kingdom
Sikandar Khan, MSC, CB, MP visited the area and spoke to local people. He was well received by most of the communities in the area including the Muslim community and the Jamaican community.
He has begun courting a local Muslim girl with a view towards marriage.
Yesterday, Stroud, Gloucestershire, England, United Kingdom
Sikandar Khan, MSC, CB, MP spoke to local people. He was remembered as “the Commodore who fought COVID” and so was welcomed by the vast majority of people.
Despite this, a group of chavs threw stones at him and got baton-charged. This is because he enforced lockdown.

After calling Alvin Ashleigh a "pussy" for apparently refusing the MMA fight, Sikandar Khan says he "will attend Tony Blair's funeral". In addition, he says "It would not be fair to punish the whole country for Tony Blair's death by not campaigning for a chance to serve the people."

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The Northumbrian Nationalists, including Ashleigh, announced that they would be ceasing campaign efforts due to the tragic death of Tony Blair. The prime minister's decision to insult this by "calling Alvin Ashleigh a "pussy" for apparently refusing the MMA fight" goes down even worse than his decision to continue campaigning. Labour Party staffers are begging him to just stop by this point.

[Ideal Britain]

The Northumbrian Nationalists, including Ashleigh, announced that they would be ceasing campaign efforts due to the tragic death of Tony Blair. The prime minister's decision to insult this by "calling Alvin Ashleigh a "pussy" for apparently refusing the MMA fight" goes down even worse than his decision to continue campaigning. Labour Party staffers are begging him to just stop by this point.

OOC: Ok, I'm retconning that. Did they announce it as soon as Tony Blair died.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Yesterday, Barton and Tredworth, Gloucester, Gloucestershire, England, United Kingdom
Sikandar Khan, MSC, CB, MP visited the area and spoke to local people. He was well received by most of the communities in the area including the Muslim community and the Jamaican community.
He has begun courting a local Muslim girl with a view towards marriage.
Yesterday, Stroud, Gloucestershire, England, United Kingdom
Sikandar Khan, MSC, CB, MP spoke to local people. He was remembered as “the Commodore who fought COVID” and so was welcomed by the vast majority of people.
Despite this, a group of chavs threw stones at him and got baton-charged. This is because he enforced lockdown.

After calling Alvin Ashleigh a "pussy" for apparently refusing the MMA fight, Sikandar Khan says he "will attend Tony Blair's funeral". In addition, he says "It would not be fair to punish the whole country for Tony Blair's death by not campaigning for a chance to serve the people."

OOC: For the record.

The Northumbrian Nationalists, including Ashleigh, announced that they would be ceasing campaign efforts due to the tragic death of Tony Blair. The prime minister's decision to insult this by "calling Alvin Ashleigh a "pussy" for apparently refusing the MMA fight" goes down even worse than his decision to continue campaigning. Labour Party staffers are begging him to just stop by this point.

OOC: Ok, I'm retconning that. Did they announce it as soon as Tony Blair died.

OOC: Why are you retconning it? You yourself decided to continue campaigning.

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: Can we just start again with a new thread. It's boring if we can't campaign, how about in the next thread Tony Blair doesn't die.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"Because you killed Tony Blair" said the Chief Inspector.
The Metropolitan Police marksman replies with "Oh whatever, imagine if it was a terrorist, I would be f_cking* dismissed then too.", the Counter-Terrorism Command then liaise with MI5 to find out about the Northumbrian they have in custody.

*He actually says the actual word, I'm just censoring it so I can show this to ladies.

OOC: which ladies are you showing this to?

Also, ^

[Ideal Britain]

After calling Alvin Ashleigh a "pussy" for apparently refusing the MMA fight, Sikandar Khan says he "will attend Tony Blair's funeral". In addition, he says "It would not be fair to punish the whole country for Tony Blair's death by not campaigning for a chance to serve the people."

OOC: For the record.

OOC: Ok, I'm retconning that. Did they announce it as soon as Tony Blair died.

OOC: Why are you retconning it? You yourself decided to continue campaigning.

OOC: I thought you guys would still campaign. Please can we just make a new thread where Tony Blair doesn't die?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: Can we just start again with a new thread. It's boring if we can't campaign, how about in the next thread Tony Blair doesn't die.

OOC: how is it boring

OOC: For the record.


OOC: Why are you retconning it? You yourself decided to continue campaigning.

OOC: I thought you guys would still campaign. Please can we just make a new thread where Tony Blair doesn't die.

OOC: No, they wouldn't. Wouldn't it be easier to just retcon the campaigning after his death?

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: Can we just start again with a new thread. It's boring if we can't campaign, how about in the next thread Tony Blair doesn't die.

OOC: how is it boring

OOC: I thought you guys would still campaign. Please can we just make a new thread where Tony Blair doesn't die.

OOC: No, they wouldn't. Wouldn't it be easier to just retcon the campaigning after his death?

OOC: That's boring, also it's right at a time when Labour's approval was low. Can we just start a new thread, please?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: how is it boring


OOC: No, they wouldn't. Wouldn't it be easier to just retcon the campaigning after his death?

OOC: That's boring, also it's right at a time when Labour's approval was low. Can we just start a new thread, please?

OOC: Why? We've rebooted this a million times already.

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: That's boring, also it's right at a time when Labour's approval was low. Can we just start a new thread, please?

OOC: Why? We've rebooted this a million times already.

OOC: Because overwise losing as a foregone conclusion and the rest of the thread is boring for both of us.
Please.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: Why? We've rebooted this a million times already.

OOC: Because overwise losing as a foregone conclusion and the rest of the thread is boring for both of us.
Please.

OOC: How is it a foregone conclusion?

[Ideal Britain]

The year is 2021, but this world is different. In this world, Britain refused to invade Iraq, New Labour remained in power, and the Arab Spring played out very differently with no U.S. intervention and no resurgence in terrorism. Elections are to be held on the 6th of May, and ahead of polling day the growing Northumbrian Nationalist Party has called for a giant rally in Newcastle...

This can stay the same, Alvin Ashleigh and Sikandar Khan can stay the same characters. Please can we just make a new thread only retconning events from the death of Tony Blair onwards?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Also, it's not boring. This is literally just the first act of the RP, Azad. The part before the election. The prologue. Chapter one, at a push.

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: Because overwise losing as a foregone conclusion and the rest of the thread is boring for both of us.
Please.

OOC: How is it a foregone conclusion?

OOC: Because right at a really low point in their popularity they couldn't even campaign.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The year is 2021, but this world is different. In this world, Britain refused to invade Iraq, New Labour remained in power, and the Arab Spring played out very differently with no U.S. intervention and no resurgence in terrorism. Elections are to be held on the 6th of May, and ahead of polling day the growing Northumbrian Nationalist Party has called for a giant rally in Newcastle...

This can stay the same, Alvin Ashleigh and Sikandar Khan can stay the same characters. Please can we just make a new thread only retconning events from the death of Tony Blair onwards?

Why would we need to make a new thread then? Just say you're retconning the decision to keep campaigning.

[Ideal Britain]

Also, it's not boring. This is literally just the first act of the RP, Azad. The part before the election. The prologue. Chapter one, at a push.

OOC: Ok, I'll just retcon them campaign, please strike through all the posts that assume them campaign.
I will do the same.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Also, it's not boring. This is literally just the first act of the RP, Azad. The part before the election. The prologue. Chapter one, at a push.

OOC: Ok, I'll just retcon them campaign, please strike through all the posts that assume them campaign.
I will do the same.

OOC: Well, I'm not going to waste my time editing my posts to strike them through, but yeah mine after Tony Blair's death are retconned too.

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: On the day of the election they can still campaign, right?

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: On the day of the election they can still campaign, right?

Just not the day before.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Well, sort of, I guess. But a lot of people would still yell at you on the doorstep.

[Ideal Britain]

Sikandar Khan has been invited to Tony Blair's funeral. The prisoner detained in connection to a cancelled terror plot has since been released, prior to Tony Blair's death, he had raised armed forces pay by over 10%. Despite this, he is now unpopular outside of London, Bradford, certain urban areas with a large Muslim population and two constituencies where Royal Navy bases are located.
He had stopped campaigning on the day of Tony Blair's death but is now campaigning: He intends to visit Colchester, Norwich South, Gloucester and Stroud. His wife will be visiting Portsmouth South, Blackburn and Elswick.
10 Downing Street, Westminster, London, England, United Kingdom
Mary Khan (nee Smith), a school music teacher and Sikandar Khan's wife, goes on television saying she "agrees with her husband's decision" to take a second wife and "supports him wholeheartedly".

[Nationalist Northumbria]

For the record, it is now election day.